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Mrluvaluva
06-06-2010, 01:59 PM
Frantic Big Brother bosses are racing to get the house ready in time.

With only three days left until the final series begins, there are countless changes to be made at the TV compound.

There are problems with the Big Brother front door of the house at the Elstree Studios in North London.

The diary room is still without a chair while many of the walls have massive holes in them.

Contestants could also be left bursting with excitement – none of the toilets have been plumbed in yet.

A show source said: “There are literally hours to go until it all gets going and bits of the house still look like a building site.

“Producers must be getting nervous as it has to look perfect for the launch night. After all, every aspect of the building will be on show to viewers.

“Teams of people are working night and day to make sure it’s all finished on time.

“But going on the bits that are ready, it looks like this year could be the best yet.”

Bosses are also doing everything they can to encourage plenty of nookie with a “sex house”.


http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t277/avulavulrm/nest2.jpg


They have brought back the snug which was missing last year. As our pictures show, the lush interiors and fi ery colours are a clear effort to sex up the show.

There are also five double beds in the bedroom as well as a massive shower big enough for around ten
contestants at once.

A source revealed: “Viewers have always been hooked when there have been Big Brother romances so bosses are hoping love will blossom like never before.

“They’ve done everything they can to try and get sparks fl ying between the contestants.”

But while up to 14 wannabes will win a coveted place in the house, bosses last night still had 90 short-listed. Many of the 70 who will be axed have already quit jobs in the hope they will be made into reality stars.

A show source said: “When the economy is in such a mess and there is so much unemployment, it will be a disaster for those who have left their jobs.” It has also emerged that reality TV addicts Graham Winston Peters, 44, and Ivy Pink, 30, are on the shortlist.

The couple have appeared on more than 50 shows such as Coach Trip and Embarrassing Bodies. They even got married naked on LIVING TV’s Four Weddings. Ivy, 30, once boasted: “We’re just everyday people who happen to be TV gold.”


Daily Star (http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/138574/Big-Brother-11-Race-to-fix-up-telly-house/)


The photos in the paper are not on the site so I have had to take photos of them, so the quality is not great:

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t277/avulavulrm/06062010267.jpg

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t277/avulavulrm/06062010268.jpg

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t277/avulavulrm/06062010269.jpg

daniel-lewis-1985
06-06-2010, 02:05 PM
sex room? lol i hate the daily star they talk about the "sex room" every year and its never happend

Give it a f u c i n g rest already

And the shower doesnt look like it can fit 14 people lol

Jubbzy
06-06-2010, 02:10 PM
DS, accurate as always :)

Patrick
06-06-2010, 02:10 PM
LMFAO I was reading that and the minute it said Sex House I just knew it was the DS.

They have to be the most horniest, sluttiest Newspaper in the country.
Bastards every year they hope for a sex den and every year BB says 'NO!'

Loukas
06-06-2010, 02:10 PM
I LOVE IT. It's great!!! :D

zotler.
06-06-2010, 02:11 PM
The couple have appeared on more than 50 shows such as Coach Trip and Embarrassing Bodies. They even got married naked on LIVING TV’s Four Weddings. Ivy, 30, once boasted: “We’re just everyday people who happen to be TV gold.”

Oh God, I remember them. I will die if they get through, were well annoying.

Patrick
06-06-2010, 02:11 PM
I also love how the DS Think the colour of walls and stuff will make people want to shag.

zotler.
06-06-2010, 02:12 PM
LMFAO I was reading that and the minute it said Sex House I just knew it was the DS.

They have to be the most horniest, sluttiest Newspaper in the country.
Bastards every year they hope for a sex den and every year BB says 'NO!'
Why people would even want to have sex on national TV is beyond me, anyhow.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
06-06-2010, 02:13 PM
love it!

zotler.
06-06-2010, 02:13 PM
I also love how the DS Think the colour of walls and stuff will make people want to shag.
Well, they have a point. Red is assossiated with lust, love, passion and beauty for a reason.

Mrluvaluva
06-06-2010, 02:21 PM
Oh God, I remember them. I will die if they get through, were well annoying.


Is this them?


http://seemephotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Ivy-and-graham-pose1-150x150.jpg

Joe.
06-06-2010, 02:22 PM
Wow! Loving The Nest it's awsome!

Nick.B
06-06-2010, 02:22 PM
They're really going for the "communial" (sp?) feel this year, aren't they?

Look at the living room, there's just one place to sit really, no chairs, no other sofa's, no bean bags etc... just one, communical sofa.

Look at the "nest" - it's the same in there. Just looks like a big sofa going around the end of it and that's it?

OhFudge
06-06-2010, 02:24 PM
I remember them from Four Weddings! I can see her going through but not him. I hope not though.

Jordan.
06-06-2010, 02:25 PM
The nest looks great inside!

Braden
06-06-2010, 02:26 PM
Is this them?


http://seemephotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Ivy-and-graham-pose1-150x150.jpg

Yeah :P

Patrick
06-06-2010, 02:26 PM
I remember reading that the HMs this year will have no links to fame or somthing, so I can't see those two going in if they've been on TV Already at least I hope not the ****ing arseholes they sound so smug 'Were just TV Gold' yeah love, jog on.

Jordan.
06-06-2010, 02:26 PM
Oh and i hope they are not putting them two people in im fed up of people going in together now or people knowing each other :bored:

Nick.B
06-06-2010, 02:28 PM
oh please no... don't put them in -.-
From reading that they seem stuck up their own arses and I don't like them already :joker:

"We're just TV Gold" ...

janaddy86
06-06-2010, 02:34 PM
I remember reading that the HMs this year will have no links to fame or somthing, so I can't see those two going in if they've been on TV Already at least I hope not the ****ing arseholes they sound so smug 'Were just TV Gold' yeah love, jog on.

Yep.

They don't have 'a touch of celebrity about them'.

and

'And here's to a glamour model free zone, eh' both from pej.

biggestbrother
06-06-2010, 02:47 PM
Daily Star - Full of Sh!t as usual We've seen pictures, we know the house is complete!

zotler.
06-06-2010, 02:57 PM
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/mar2010/8/5/ivy-graham-pic-adam-lawrence-844209792.jpg

Jack_
06-06-2010, 02:58 PM
It looks quite good, though I was expecting it to be full of beanbags...and I think that would work better.

BrooklynFan
06-06-2010, 03:18 PM
omg! did a naked wdding really happen?

there's one line inthe article that botherd me the most. 70 peple quitting their jobs in this economy for BB and will be unemployed!!!

Lewis.
06-06-2010, 03:22 PM
Eugh - Graham and Ivy. They are on nearly everything. Obvious fame hunger coming from the both of them.

Mrluvaluva
06-06-2010, 03:52 PM
Eugh - Graham and Ivy. They are on nearly everything. Obvious fame hunger coming from the both of them.

They are in this video. (http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/realitybites/a222844/could-these-be-the-bb11-housemates.html) from the BB auditions at about the 2 min mark. :sleep:

Lewis.
06-06-2010, 04:07 PM
They should get the 60 minute make-over team in if they're that desperate :tongue:

arista
06-06-2010, 04:12 PM
Frantic Hype.

crossieKIDD
06-06-2010, 04:20 PM
hahaha they always want a sex room!

peardrop
06-06-2010, 04:26 PM
So if the toilets are not plumbed in, and there are big holes in the walls, then the guinea pigs that trialed the house last week must of been peeing and pooing in corners and the kicking hell out the place :joker:

Josy
06-06-2010, 04:51 PM
I remember reading that the HMs this year will have no links to fame or somthing, so I can't see those two going in if they've been on TV Already at least I hope not the ****ing arseholes they sound so smug 'Were just TV Gold' yeah love, jog on.

This.

Loukas
06-06-2010, 06:10 PM
Luva.. the first picture is better quality.. where is that pic from?

Mrluvaluva
06-06-2010, 06:12 PM
Luva.. the first picture is better quality.. where is that pic from?

I posted some pics from another forum in "The Nest" thread, and I cropped that from one of them and added it in.

Loukas
06-06-2010, 06:13 PM
oh cool. Thank you :)

Mrluvaluva
06-06-2010, 06:14 PM
You're welcome Loukas.

Beastie
06-06-2010, 06:24 PM
Shag Pad.

BigBrotherfan4ever
06-06-2010, 06:28 PM
I dont believe that the toilet aren't cause they wont have done Guinea pig week.

As for Ivy & Graham going into the house please no:bawling:

Jordan.
06-06-2010, 06:29 PM
I dont believe that the toilet aren't cause they wont have done Guinea pig week.

Good point! i think its just the DS over reacting as per usual :tongue:

o8kawasaki89
06-06-2010, 06:34 PM
Love the next! It is goin to come in handy for bitching, gossiping, and getting naughty!

Niall
06-06-2010, 06:35 PM
So if the toilets are not plumbed in, and there are big holes in the walls, then the guinea pigs that trialed the house last week must of been peeing and pooing in corners and the kicking hell out the place :joker:

Exactly! The DS will do/say anything to get people to pick up their excuse for a Newspaper!

On the upside though, the nest is looking pretty damn awesome!! :hugesmile:

Mrluvaluva
06-06-2010, 07:14 PM
http://theweddinggirl.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-272.png

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
06-06-2010, 07:26 PM
http://theweddinggirl.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-272.png

http://andromeda.plymouthlibrary.org/blog/libchoice/images/woman-screaming.jpg

Mrluvaluva
06-06-2010, 07:48 PM
Would be this years Mario and Lisa.


http://www.virginmedia.com/images/bb-snog-mario-lisa-431.jpg