Big Brother 11 Quote Thread

[ILoveTRW]

Have you heard any classics yet.

[alc09]

A few from yourself if they count?

[Jessica.]

"There's a Tesco over there!"

[ILoveTRW]

A few from yourself if they count?

Afraid not

[Smithy]

John last night "Do we have to cook our own meals :shocked:"

[Ramsay]

"What you lack in friends, you make up for in mannequins"

[Jessica.]

Corin - "It's freezing up here yo!"

[ILoveTRW]

"Big boobed she pig"

[*mazedsalv**]

"Big Boobed Pig" :D

[Josy]

"Pork Face" :hugesmile::hugesmile:

Not sure who shouted it though i think it was either John James or Nathan.

[Stu]

''It's like Boy George designed a prison''.

[ILoveTRW]

Mario: "Whats your favourite alcoholic drink?"
Ben: "Probably Pimms"

[Richard4]

"Carnival? Ariba" Josie

[ILoveTRW]

"Carnival? Ariba" Josie

so funny, shaking her tits and everything lol

[ILoveTRW]

John: "Shabby? Shabby? Shabby? Shabby? Shabby? Is that not an offensive word here?"

[Stacey.]

John: "Shabby? Shabby? Shabby? Shabby? Shabby? Is that not an offensive word here?"

this one! lmao.

[BB_Eye]

"My mum died of canther"
-Sunshine

[rk3388]

meeting finishes one second later:
"BEDTIME!"
i can imagine sunshine saying that more during the season XD
new heidi

[GypsyGoth]

Mario: What are a moles natural predators?

John James: A wizard!

[Jessica.]

Ben: "Not unless I administer CPR to Steve or something!"
Josie: "CPR? What's that?"
Ben: "The kiss of life!"
Josie: "oh..."

[Shabby'sLover]

This is nuts!

[alfiegreen]

Moleeeeeeeeeeeeey!

[Niall]

"You're eating a sausage in the sky" :joker: don't know why I find this funny but I still lol at it :D

[Chels]

"Who's been feeding the ducks?"
"I am on about that disgusting mush of bread!"
- Both said by Nathan :love:

[Novo]

Yeah that " Who's been feeding the Ducks " Line was a Classic

[Novo]

" Your funny ben but you don't even know it " - Josey



Never have truer words been spoken

[Chels]

When Ben said "I feel like I'm pregnant" in that task earlier it made me LOL :p

[ILoveTRW]

John: "Has anyone showered nude?"
Ife: "I don't think so"
John: "I thought that you had to"

lol

[Damaris]

John James has some classics already

[*mazedsalv**]

When JJ was talking about grass.
"Then we wil eat grass... well not grass, but like, colesaw"

It was really random, I didn't understand anything he was talking about :D

BB- "You are correct, one journalist described a housemate as 'a wanabee"
Josie- "Yeah but we are all wanabees" :/ :)

[GypsyGoth]

Ben: I'm going for a poop.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

somebody just went to the nest and asked what was going on and josie said

'just talking about wanking, love' :joker:

[Big Brother Fan]

"I wanked on a plane once" - Shabby

[arsenalforever]

"i had a wank on the plane":joker:


Mario's mission impossible in his y fronys was classic:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"I wanked on a plane once" - Shabby

was just gonna post that lol 'i was doing it under a blanket while i was talking to the air hostess' :joker:

[Big Brother Fan]

I believe thats illegal

[arsenalforever]

"i think my dick will be in the H/L show"

"thats no H/l darlin'":joker:

[Big Brother Fan]

Just waiting for the Bristol one to say 'all right my lover'.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

"i think my dick will be in the H/L show"

"thats no H/l darlin'":joker:

who was that lol

[Shabby'sLover]

Shabby to Mario

'Your suit is starting to smell funky, dude'

[BOOSH]

Corin "i'm foaming at the mouth already"

Dave "maybe he will turn into a real mole"

[Shabby'sLover]

'They named him twice!'
*holds up Ife*
'You are SUCH an idiot'

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Ben:

'Ify, your Diana Ross today aren't you? can you do aint no mountain high enough followed by stop, look, listen to your heart please' :joker:

[Shabby'sLover]

JJ: I don't know how to make a pizza! I can't even boil an egg!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

JJ: I don't know how to make a pizza! I can't even boil an egg!

aww bless him hes so cute i just wanna squeeze him

[King Gizzard]

Big titted pig!

[*mazedsalv**]

John: 'i think the camera just got shot of my willy'

sunshine: 'they wouldnt be able to zoom in that far'

:laugh2:

Sunshine- "You can borrow my hat if you want.... I have head lice though"

[Patrick]

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/images/guid/6a9b238ac1780b2293229d5c7ca29eae_extralarge.jpg


'This is the worst tomato spread I have ever since in my life, Ever!'

-John James
-Day 4
-17:58

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'This is the worst tomato spread I have ever since in my life, Ever!'

amazing quote that is

[Jords]

John: 'i think the camera just got shot of my willy'

sunshine: 'they wouldnt be able to zoom in that far'

:laugh2:

Sunshine- "You can borrow my hat if you want.... I have head lice though"

:joker:

Ahahahaa!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

corin: 'this is a health and safety issue!....... innit though?' :joker:

[Patrick]

LMFAO

'Where is the welcome pack? Any Jellybean could have it!'

John James speaking about Vinnie Jones.

[MusicMan]

Ben to Caoimhe: "So do you have a girlfriend then?"
Caoimhe: "I've got a boyfriend. Do you think I look like a lesbian then?" :joker:

Well, something along those lines :)

After that, Mario and Caoimhe were just talking and Ben was just standing between them shaking the pot of multivitamins! Don't know what the hell that was about :tongue:

[Stacey.]

Does Sunshine really have head lice? or was she joking?

[Joe.]

'Where's Sunshine?'

'She's giving birth!'

:joker::joker:

[alfiegreen]

"ohh its like one of them wanted things init"

[Shabby'sLover]

Mario: Spunky

[Ella]

this one! lmao.

Haha yeah i agree! His face when he said it was priceless! :hugesmile:

[ILoveTRW]

Steven: "we need people out at night to catch the sneaky bastards"

[Billy]

Not really a quote but Govan was having a rant about Sunshine etc when Corin randomly pipes up "do you want my eyedrops?"

[ILoveTRW]

anything sunshine said when she interrogated mario about what he was doing in his mole hole

[ILoveTRW]

John to josie: "Am gonna slam your box in"

[Jordan.]

Rachael to John

"Dont you wake up with an erection, thats really abnormal, even i wake up with an erection"

:laugh2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Rachael to John

"Dont you wake up with an erection, thats really abnormal, even i wake up with an erection"

:laugh2:

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Rob!]

Josie - "I don't feel like there are cameras on me do you?"

Mario - "I'm not gonna shed a moley tear over it but..."

[Jordan.]

Shabby: Im all about the vagina.

[Jordan.]

Sunshine: I dont have verrucas!
John: Its okay Sunshine i wipe my arse back to front, you have nothing to worry about

LOL.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

corin...

'oh rachael, your going to have to let ben do this to you, it feels so hmmmmm' :joker:

[ILoveTRW]

John: "I was a virgin till I was 20"
Josie: "Wait!!!... Why???"

lol made all the better with josies accent

[*mazedsalv**]

When Rachael said

"Dont worry, we wont even notice when your doing it anyway" (talking about wanking to JJ after he says he lasts 30 seconds).

Rachael- "I like giving blowjobs.... its a challenge"

['Conor]

Anytime Corin Speaks.

[Patrick]

Not really a quote but Govan was having a rant about Sunshine etc when Corin randomly pipes up "do you want my eyedrops?"

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Zippy]

Mario to Sunshine;

"just out of curiosity, does everyone just die around you?"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Mario to Sunshine;

"just out of curiosity, does everyone just die around you?"


:joker: cant believe he actually said that!

['Conor]

Mario to Sunshine;

"just out of curiosity, does everyone just die around you?"


that was so funny :joker:

[Vicky.]

I'm going for a ****e, just so you know :laugh:

Dont know who said it though, wasnt watching...

[GypsyGoth]

Corin to Shabby: We are going to get so much fanny out of this.

[rk3388]

how about...Mario: Task Succeeded
Sunshine:HEY MARIO! How do you use these toilets?! Can i have a piggy back
Mario:Your too heavy
Sunshine:No wonder your not in the hunky trio

And Kiva:Im Hot!
Big Brother:Says who?
Kiva:Says me!

[King Gizzard]

What have they got against root vegetables?

Think it was shabby

[GypsyGoth]

Nathan: I have the body of a ****ing mountain bike.

[Jessica.]

Corin: "I was sat on the toilet for almost half an hour!"

[Chels]

Nathan talking to Shabby in the kitchen about the potatoes she cooked: "That potato isn't too shabby!" :laugh:

[Jords]

Mario - I have DD testicles.

[*mazedsalv**]

Big Brother : "What's your pièce de résistance?"
JJ : "My what? My pizza resistance?" :D

JJ- "I dont eat cooking... i live on takeaways"

Corin- "It's comfy really, well you're a bit munched up, but it's comfy...unless you toss and turn in your sleep then you'll fall out and break your neck" :D

Tree- "Its that gob****e, Josie!" :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cant remember what was said exactly but when sunshine was found out about mario climbing through the vent and he denied it and she said...

'well something was going on in there and it doesnt smell of poo' :joker:

[*mazedsalv**]

cant remember what was said exactly but when sunshine was found out about mario climbing through the vent and he denied it and she said...

'well something was going on in there and it doesnt smell of poo' :joker:

:D

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and mario 'i just had a big ****' :joker:

[Joelle.]

JJ: What, do I have to grate this ****!?

[GypsyGoth]

Sunshine: Please judge me by what I mean behind my words and not my words.

[Zippy]

Sunshine: Please judge me by what I mean behind my words and not my words.

Lol. That's actually quite profound.

[Stacey.]

and mario 'i just had a big ****' :joker:

JJ: What, do I have to grate this ****!?

lmfao. these were good.

[teabag.]

Big Brother : "What's your pièce de résistance?"
JJ : "My what? My pizza resistance?" :D

JJ- "I dont eat cooking... i live on takeaways"

Corin- "It's comfy really, well you're a bit munched up, but it's comfy...unless you toss and turn in your sleep then you'll fall out and break your neck" :D

Tree- "Its that gob****e, Josie!" :joker:

hahahahaha "my what? pizza resestance?!"
that was the best

just anything john james says is quite amusing "you got to be flippin' out!"

[Chels]

Got some epic Nathan ones here :D

"You're a right Diary Room slut." - talking to Gollum

"You want to know what my middle name is? Nathaniel Eduardo Dunstable, the Third Duke of Wessex."

"Could you imagine if Mr T came in as a mole? He'd be like, 'I ain’t no mole, fool!'"

"I’m not one for face-masks." - on being offered moisturiser by Ife

"My eyebrows are six and a half inches long. It's the finest mono-brow in the Western hemisphere"

[BOOSH]

Thanksfor those Chels (:

[Chels]

Dim problem :D will try and dig up some more of his later!

[Stacey.]

Govan talking about Dave:

'i'm sure if i had my shorts off, he'd be licking my ass right now'

:joker:

best quote of the show so far

[Stacey.]

And remembering Rachael's times...

'i can't wait until my voice is better and i can go out there and sing the **** out of her'

about Sunshine

:laugh2:

[Jords]

Sunshine - ''But your girlfriend is a girl.''

[Keithhhhh]

Sunshine - ''But your girlfriend is a girl.''

I almost wet myself!

[BOOSH]

Corins lies were funny, I love her :)

[Jords]

In reply to Ben saying he is cold:
Sunshine - ''That would be the condition of standing under an air-conditioner vent.''
:joker:

Corin - ''Is it a UFO!?'' :shocked:
When something is spotted flashing outside.

[BOOSH]

Lmfao @ Corin

[MeMyselfAndI]

Josie to JJ "If you ever spoke to me like that you would have no teeth" :laugh:

[emilslattery]

Voice over guy "Ben is in the closet"




funny cus its true.....;)

[Lostie!]

Overhearing Shabby mention penises:

Ben: "Good heavens, I don't like to talk about my own penis, nevermind hers"

[Stacey.]

Josie to JJ "If you ever spoke to me like that you would have no teeth" :laugh:

ah yes! i knew there was another good but i couldn't remember it :laugh:

love this one.

[Lostie!]

Sunshine: "He's been doing something in here and it doesn't smell of poo"

[sarza]

When Corin told Sunshine she might be pregnant to win back Rachels suitcase...

Sunshine "But your girlfriends a girl"

[Simone.]

"What's Sunshine doing? She looks like a rastafarian!"

Haha, I love Ben! :D

[GypsyGoth]

Corin: Try not rub my eyebrows off.

[BOOSH]

corin: "always look on the birght side of life do do do do do do do do!"

[Jords]

Sunshine to JJ - 'I think you will be evicted and if youre not then I think you should be!'

LOL!

[Stacey.]

About Sunshine.

Shabby: 'Is there anything she does like?'
Caoimhe: 'Yeah, crisps and bread'

:joker:

[Braden]

Josie:Can I have a Magnum...please?

That was so hilarious, and her inpersonating he rmum :p

[Stacey.]

Mario to Sunshine:

'They're just jealous because your nose is a tourist attraction, it can be seen from outter space!'

:joker:

[Jords]

Sunshine to Dave (dressed as a chicken and stuck in a pen) - ''Are you feeling peckish in there?'' :joker:

[Stacey.]

Mario to Sunshine;

"just out of curiosity, does everyone just die around you?"


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

ToT: now get outta my bathroom
Ben: its my bathroom

:joker:

[Stacey.]

Shabby: "Nathan can suck my dick' :joker:

From last night's live feed

[alc09]

^

Primary School stuff.

[Stacey.]

^

Primary School stuff.

I know lmao, think I just found it funny the way she said it.

[Stacey.]

Shabby: "We're having a better time watching them" :laugh:

[Stacey.]

Shabby: "And I find it really funny when people like Nathan are walking round the house spouting about positivity with a face like a slapped ass" :joker:

Best quote like ever lmfao.

[ILoveTRW]

"I don't care if you don't like me, but give me a ****ing half an hour where I don't have to listen to your ****ing stupid voice" - Caoimhe

[Stacey.]

"I don't care if you don't like me, but give me a ****ing half an hour where I don't have to listen to your ****ing stupid voice" - Caoimhe

LOL that was to Corin I take it?

[*mazedsalv**]

Ife- "Dont you understand? I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU!"
Caoimhe- "Don't you dare raise your voice to me, dont YOU DARE!" *while pointing :D

JJ- "Oh I see we get booze, I know why your doing this now, you raging alcoholic!"

Nathan- "Oh **** off you ****ing cloud of doom"
Shabby- "**** OFF NATHAN"

Ben- "If Big Brother did the same thing to you John, you would be on the phone to your Mum!" after Ben gets tipped out of bed.

TOT- "oii quiffhead!" "oii scabby" "its shabby" "oii scabby" "yeah?"
TOT- "Now piss off your giving me splinters"

TOT- Get out of my bathroom
Ben- Its MY BATHROOM

'They're just jealous because your nose is a tourist attraction, it can be seen from outter space!'
Mario to SS :laugh2:

[headaball]

Ife- "Dont you understand? I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU!"
Caoimhe- "Don't you dare raise your voice to me, dont YOU DARE!" *while pointing :D

JJ- "Oh I see we get booze, I know why your doing this now, you raging alcoholic!"

Nathan- "Oh **** off you ****ing cloud of doom"
Shabby- "**** OFF NATHAN"

Ben- "If Big Brother did the same thing to you John, you would be on the phone to your Mum!" after Ben gets tipped out of bed.

TOT- "oii quiffhead!" "oii scabby" "its shabby" "oii scabby" "yeah?"
TOT- "Now piss off your giving me splinters"

TOT- Get out of my bathroom
Ben- Its MY BATHROOM

'They're just jealous because your nose is a tourist attraction, it can be seen from outter space!'
Mario to SS :laugh2:

Take out Shabby's reply, that Nathan quote is funny without the reply.

[Stacey.]

Mario to John: 'Would you scrub my back for me and make your way down to my ass'

:laugh:

[Stacey.]

It was like ages ago now, but when Mario and John were talking..

John: 'I think everyone sorta knows their role in here now'

Mario: 'What's my role then, the flasher?'

LOL.

[Danielle1232]

The best one is "Are ya buzzin" x

[Stacey.]

When Sam called JJ a ***** lol.

JJ: 'At least you’re the only one who thinks that about me, everyone thinks that about you now.'

:laugh:

[Stacey.]

About Corin and JJ. Mario: 'We'll have to buy some condoms on this weeks shopping list'

Eating like disgusting runny stuff. JJ: 'It's nearly come back up every ****ing time'

:joker:

[colettesarah]

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[Stacey.]

I didn't know what they were talking about, I just heard

Mario: 'I'm gonna go in naked'

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

It was like ages ago, just when Andrew had said about him and his little thing with watermelons :laugh:

Mario said: 'Lets see who asks for a watermelon on next weeks shopping list!'

LOL.

[reece(:]

Tonight hls

Ben: "crab eyes"
Rachael: "crab eyes"