"I can piss standing up"

[brian3]

Thanks for telling us that, and on the first day to. Really wanted to hear that

[pixee]

She's a charmer isn't she lol

[Enid]

I bet you did.

[Jase]

Well thats just the kind of person she is

Down to earth, open, not scared of what people think of her for whats the truth

[GypsyGoth]

I don't see what the big deal is.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

its nothing special really

[headaball]

The Aussie guy can piss sitting down.

[Stacey.]

even more of a turn-off.

[Patrick]

pfft, so can I :rolleyes:

[brian3]

Well thats just the kind of person she is

Down to earth, open, not scared of what people think of her for whats the truth

Just because you are not scared of truth. Does not mean you have to say the truth without being asked. Just to prove a point. The point that you are crazy and diffrent to the norm

[Patrick]

even more of a turn-off.

Does it really matter to you how someone releases their urine?

Unless you sit there and rate them on what position they sit or stand when they piss, it really doesn't make a diffrence.

[Twilight]

I like people that aren't scared of what people think.

[Niamh.]

Anyone can pee standing up really, lets be honest

[InOne]

Middle Class artists are soooooooooooooooooooooo crazzzzyyyyyyyyyyy, didn't you know?

[pixee]

I get sick of "telling it like it is" and all that normally means they are insensitive, rude, crude and a tad tiresome.

But maybe she will fart loudly and tell everyone it was her and we can all go "ah ha i love that girl, you go you honest angel"

I actually don't mind her yet.

[bbrogerc]

I wonder if she uses that little plastic device that is issued to female soldiers. The purpose of its use is so they do not flash their white knickers and become an easily seen target.

[Kerry]

Just stand up and piss. Aint rocket science

[Niamh.]

I get sick of "telling it like it is" and all that normally means they are insensitive, rude, crude and a tad tiresome.

But maybe she will fart loudly and tell everyone it was her and we can all go "ah ha i love that girl, you go you honest angel"

I actually don't mind her yet.

:laugh2:

[pixee]

Middle Class artists are soooooooooooooooooooooo crazzzzyyyyyyyyyyy, didn't you know?

Yeah i get the feeling she had the chance to go to Uni and that but instead said no, i'm that down to earth i want to **** in a bucket and squat in a mayfair mansion. ONLY people like that can do that, there are no mansions for me to squat in even if i wanted to, there's a few sheds round here...maybe a boarded up pub

[MusicMan]

Who is this that everyone's talking about? I think I've missed something... :joker:

[Jase]

Shabba

[GypsyGoth]

Does it really matter to you how someone releases their urine?

Unless you sit there and rate them on what position they sit or stand when they piss, it really doesn't make a diffrence.

:laugh2:

[MusicMan]

Oh right

Makes sense then :tongue:

[InOne]

Yeah i get the feeling she had the chance to go to Uni and that but instead said no, i'm that down to earth i want to **** in a bucket and squat in a mayfair mansion. ONLY people like that can do that, there are no mansions for me to squat in even if i wanted to, there's a few sheds round here...maybe a boarded up pub

Yeah, I also hate when people make an issue out of being a Lesbian. Like her little story, it's like we can tell you're les a mile off now **** and get back to your "aristy" "wacky" sheltered middle class lifestyle

[Stacey.]

Does it really matter to you how someone releases their urine?

Unless you sit there and rate them on what position they sit or stand when they piss, it really doesn't make a diffrence.

more the way she randomly decided to come out with it.

[Annie]

I think thats disgusting! Honestly! Be lady like! What would her grandmother say?!

[Nick.B]

She's a charmer isn't she lol

haha! she really is.

I felt sick this morning listening to her and her conversations about her needing a dump and other sorts...

[pixee]

I think thats disgusting! Honestly! Be lady like! What would her grandmother say?!

I think she's raging against the machine tbh grandma and all

[brian3]

Yeah i get the feeling she had the chance to go to Uni and that but instead said no, i'm that down to earth i want to **** in a bucket and squat in a mayfair mansion. ONLY people like that can do that, there are no mansions for me to squat in even if i wanted to, there's a few sheds round here...maybe a boarded up pub

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
that's where I,
caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
and in thirty seconds time she said,

"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."

[InOne]

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
that's where I,
caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
and in thirty seconds time she said,

"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."

Lyrics from Cocker don't help matters :nono:

[pixee]

She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,
she studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,
that's where I,
caught her eye.
She told me that her Dad was loaded,
I said "In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola."
She said "Fine."
and in thirty seconds time she said,

"I want to live like common people,
I want to do whatever common people do,
I want to sleep with common people,
I want to sleep with common people,
like you."

OMG you have hit the nail on the head with a hammer made from Jarvis Cocker. Think it sums her up perfectly and you can replace "she" with "shabby" quite easily=bonus.

[setanta]

Piss into a bottle standing up and I'll be impressed. What a stupid thing to say.