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Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:20 AM
why does he always talk about really personal things? hes saying now on live feed that when he has had a ****, he wipes from the front and picks up his balls and moves them to the side so he doesnt get **** on them. WTF!?

Jordan.
13-06-2010, 12:23 AM
:shocked:!

Has your realationship ended!?

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:24 AM
why does he always talk about really personal things? hes saying now on live feed that when he has had a ****, he wipes from the front and picks up his balls and moves them to the side so he doesnt get **** on them. WTF!?

when he has a what?????? why not say the word man! you've already said other rude stuff ! lmao and by looks of it everyone can swear / use rude words on here at first i didnt think it was allowed

Stacey.
13-06-2010, 12:24 AM
that's hot.

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:25 AM
I thought you loved him lol Would you not lick his arse out simonsays?

Smithy
13-06-2010, 12:26 AM
Joe!!

D:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:26 AM
I thought you loved him lol Would you not lick his arse out simonsays?

yes i would :blush:

You_Tell_Me
13-06-2010, 12:27 AM
why does he always talk about really personal things? hes saying now on live feed that when he has had a ****, he wipes from the front and picks up his balls and moves them to the side so he doesnt get **** on them. WTF!?

Well he likes to keep them clean for me.
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/Glockwork_Orange/GIF/1178755939911.gif

Zippy
13-06-2010, 12:27 AM
that's hot.

Ew Stacey.

There's nothing hot about a guy wiping sh!t off his ass.

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:27 AM
I thought you loved him lol Would you not lick his arse out simonsays?

yeah im confused by simonsays too cause according to him john can do nooo wronggg hahaha :thumbs2:

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:28 AM
when he has a what?????? why not say the word man! you've already said other rude stuff ! lmao and by looks of it everyone can swear / use rude words on here at first i didnt think it was allowed

Some words are censored, and people are discouraged from swearing...though the odd slip we understand...if its in every post, there will be a problem :spin:

I didnt know **** was censored though...

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:28 AM
Joe!!

D:

Him saying yes is worse!!!!

paper-cut-exit
13-06-2010, 12:28 AM
The guy is an idiot and a bull****ter, he talks absolute garbage.

Not liking him.

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:28 AM
Ew Stacey.

There's nothing hot about a guy wiping sh!t off his ass.

:laugh2:

Never a truer word spoken...

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:28 AM
I thought you loved him lol Would you not lick his arse out simonsays?

i forgot to add a few of these http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/bleh.gif http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/bleh.gif http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/bleh.gif

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:29 AM
yeah im confused by simonsays too cause according to him john can do nooo wronggg hahaha :thumbs2:

simonsays is very confused. He still thinks GaGa is a woman.

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:29 AM
yes i would :blush:

i still havent a clue what you said! cause you flippin censored your words!!!!!!! explain now uncensored

Stacey.
13-06-2010, 12:29 AM
Ew Stacey.

There's nothing hot about a guy wiping sh!t off his ass.

LOL. only when he says it.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:30 AM
Him saying yes is worse!!!!

well you asked :spin:

Smithy
13-06-2010, 12:30 AM
simonsays is very confused. He still thinks GaGa is a woman.

GaGa is all woman :hugesmile:

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:30 AM
Some words are censored, and people are discouraged from swearing...though the odd slip we understand...if its in every post, there will be a problem :spin:

I didnt know **** was censored though...

well i know but i dont know what was said cause words were blocked by him so havent a clue

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:31 AM
Some words are censored, and people are discouraged from swearing...though the odd slip we understand...if its in every post, there will be a problem :spin:

I didnt know **** was censored though...

why isnt twat censored?

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:31 AM
GaGa is all woman :hugesmile:

We still need a sex tape...

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:31 AM
well i know but i dont know what was said cause words were blocked by him so havent a clue

Poo :laugh:

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:31 AM
why isnt twat censored?

I have no idea.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:31 AM
minge

Smithy
13-06-2010, 12:32 AM
We still need a sex tape...

She pissed through her fishnet stockings, shes all woman :bigsmile:

You_Tell_Me
13-06-2010, 12:32 AM
minge

LMAO! :joker::joker::joker::joker:

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:32 AM
She pissed through her fishnet stockings, shes all woman :bigsmile:

When?

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:32 AM
I think thats enough of testing the filter :eek:

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:33 AM
Piss

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:34 AM
:joker: Wank

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:34 AM
hairy pussy

http://www.mynewsletterbuilder.com/ex/jba_musicframe_singlecolumn_lgimages/ex6/images/Sidebox-Kitten-Thinks-R.jpg

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:34 AM
why does he always talk about really personal things? hes saying now on live feed that when he has had a ****, he wipes from the front and picks up his balls and moves them to the side so he doesnt get **** on them. WTF!?

now i get it!!!!!! . did he really say that!????????? what a sick pig!!!!!!! :yuk::yuk: what weirdo even does that???????

You_Tell_Me
13-06-2010, 12:34 AM
Big Titted Pig!

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:35 AM
:joker: Wank

golden shower

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:35 AM
now i get it!!!!!! . did he really say that!????????? what a sick pig!!!!!!! :yuk::yuk: what weirdo even does that???????

i dont know but i would like the job of moving his balls to the side while he wipes if he ever needs help

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:35 AM
I still love JJ :lovedup:

This don't ruin him at all for me :D

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:35 AM
big juicy cock

Patrick
13-06-2010, 12:36 AM
:shocked:!

Has your realationship ended!?

:joker::joker:

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:36 AM
now i get it!!!!!! . did he really say that!????????? what a sick pig!!!!!!! :yuk::yuk: what weirdo even does that???????

Well he's hardly a sick pig if he tries to keep s*it off his balls now is he?? ;)

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:36 AM
I still love JJ :lovedup:

This don't ruin him at all for me :D

knew he couldnt do any wrong on this forum :sleep: lmao

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:36 AM
newsflash: JJ has never fingered his own arse

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:37 AM
Well he's hardly a sick pig if he tries to keep s*it off his balls now is he?? ;)

what freak wipes their bum backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shocked:

You_Tell_Me
13-06-2010, 12:38 AM
newsflash: JJ has never fingered his own arse

http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg288/vvtrs/gif%20icons/th1fazed20080729161500.gif

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:38 AM
newsflash: JJ has never fingered his own arse

http://www.newmoonmovie.org/images/omg.jpg

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:38 AM
what freak wipes their bum backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shocked:

he could wipe his arse on the £10 notes, he is that good looking.

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:38 AM
what freak wipes their bum backwards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shocked:


JJ does silly. lol :spin:

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:39 AM
he could wipe his arse on the £10 notes, he is that good looking.

Exactly.

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:42 AM
Exactly.

and you'd all wipe his bum for him too you have that much of an unhealthy obsession with him :xyxwave: lmao . and you make excuses for everythin he does and says no matter how grose it is! lmao

Smithy
13-06-2010, 12:43 AM
When?

Earlier in the day, she had said – somewhat unexpectedly – “I still feel very much like an outsider. And I have zero concept of how I’m assessed in the world.” As one of the most-discussed women in the world, this is a surprise. Does she really not read her press? Perhaps this is how she’s stayed so… normal. Ordering drinks, chatting to everyone. She’s the least pretentious multimillion-selling artist I’ve ever met.

A minute later, Gaga springs up, and beckons for me to follow her. Weaving her way down a series of corridors, we eventually end in – the VIP toilet.

“You’re wearing a jumpsuit,” Gaga says, with feminine solidarity. “You can’t get out of one of those in the normal toilets.”

As I start to arduously unzip, Gaga sits on the toilet with a cheerful, “I’m just going to pee through my fishnets!”, and offloads some of those whiskies.

For the first year of her career, massive internet rumours claimed that Gaga was, in fact, a man – a rumour so strong that Oprah had to question her about it, when Gaga appeared on her show.

Perhaps uniquely among all the journalists in the world, I can now factually confirm that Lady Gaga does not have a penis. That rumour can, conclusively, die.

4am. Time for bed. We pull up outside the Ritz Carlton, in a people carrier with blacked-out windows. Gaga opens the door and totters out, looking – despite the McQueen cloak – like any tipsy 24-year-old girl on a night out in Newcastle on a Saturday. Her grey wig looks dishevelled. Her face-sequins are wonky. Her eyes are pointing in slightly different directions – although, to be fair, I can only focus on her myself if I close one eye and rest my head against the window. Tonight, she played to 17,000 fans. Tomorrow, it’s Sting’s Rainforest Benefit, where she takes her place among the pantheon: Debbie Harry, Bruce Springsteen, Elton John.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:44 AM
and you'd all wipe his bum for him too you have that much of an unhealthy obsession with him :xyxwave: lmao . and you make excuses for everythin he does and says no matter how grose it is! lmao

i would be honoured to wipe his arse

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:44 AM
To be fair i'd let that Rachel **** in my mouth

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:45 AM
and you'd all wipe his bum for him too you have that much of an unhealthy obsession with him :xyxwave: lmao . and you make excuses for everythin he does and says no matter how grose it is! lmao

Of course I do! Imo JJ is this years Dale. *Takes a moment to reminisce about Dale in BB9* :p

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:45 AM
To be fair i'd let that Rachel **** in my mouth

:joker:

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:45 AM
You are all vile :p

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:49 AM
I know anal humilitation is a fantasy of eveyone!!! It's a fact!!!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:50 AM
I know anal humilitation is a fantasy of eveyone!!! It's a fact!!!

wtf is anal humilitation lol

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:51 AM
wtf is anal humilitation lol

Use your imagination ;)

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:52 AM
To be fair i'd let that Rachel **** in my mouth

you should be thrown off this site from admin's for saying somthing soooooo bloody discusting and sick!!!!!!!:yuk::yuk::yuk:

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:52 AM
Deleted some posts...

No granny porn please :eek:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:52 AM
http://members.arstechnica.com/x/fxwizard/grannyporn.jpg

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:53 AM
No granny porn please :eek:

:bawling:

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:53 AM
Deleted some posts...

No granny porn please :eek:

LMAO!!

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:53 AM
you should be thrown off this site from admin's for saying somthing soooooo bloody discusting and sick!!!!!!!:yuk::yuk::yuk:

you love it really

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:53 AM
it didnt state that granny porn wasnt allowed in the rules

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:54 AM
Of course I do! Imo JJ is this years Dale. *Takes a moment to reminisce about Dale in BB9* :p

lets not go there!!!!!! cant be doing with comparisions to dale and how "fit" dale was cause he was an arse!!!!!!! :joker:

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 12:55 AM
Deleted some posts...

No granny porn please :eek:

vicky see how grose and sick they are!!!!!!!! :eek:

InOne
13-06-2010, 12:55 AM
you should be thrown off this site from admin's for saying somthing soooooo bloody discusting and sick!!!!!!!:yuk::yuk::yuk:

Are you saying you wouldn't? Don't kid yourself cowboy

Niall
13-06-2010, 12:55 AM
lets not go there!!!!!! cant be doing with comparisions to dale and how "fit" dale was cause he was an arse!!!!!!! :joker:

A very very very very very very very very very very sexy arse at that lol :p :joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:56 AM
vicky see how grose and sick they are!!!!!!!! :eek:

says the one who keeps pm'ing me links to 2 girls 1 cup

You_Tell_Me
13-06-2010, 12:56 AM
it didnt state that granny porn wasnt allowed in the rules

If only she was a housemate, you might have got away with it. :joker:

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:57 AM
it didnt state that granny porn wasnt allowed in the rules

It says you cant post offensice thing...and a lot of people would find it offensive.

Anyway, the rules are there as guidelines...common sense is needed too :blush:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:57 AM
Are you saying you wouldn't? Don't kid yourself cowboy

to be fair i dont think many people would allow rachael to **** in their mouth. JJ on the other hand....... nah im joking :joker:

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 12:58 AM
I dont care how hot someone is...I would never let anyone poo in my mouth :yuk:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 12:59 AM
If only she was a housemate, you might have got away with it. :joker:

eww can you imagine her as a hm lol everybody would be tripping over her tits and she would get her floppy tuppence trapped in the door or something

Niall
13-06-2010, 01:00 AM
to be fair i dont think many people would allow rachael to **** in their mouth. JJ on the other hand....... nah im joking :joker:

Ok now even though I think JJ is so sexy that he shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes (ever :p), never EVER would I allow someone to s*it in my mouth. Ewwww :yuk: I don't understand why some people like that. :conf2:

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:00 AM
Are you saying you wouldn't? Don't kid yourself cowboy

im a woman! :nono:

InOne
13-06-2010, 01:00 AM
to be fair i dont think many people would allow rachael to **** in their mouth. JJ on the other hand....... nah im joking :joker:

I could imagine Rachel giving a sexy narrative ;)

InOne
13-06-2010, 01:01 AM
im a woman! :nono:

Explains it all. Bed time dear.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:01 AM
I dont care how hot someone is...I would never let anyone poo in my mouth :yuk:

tell that to your xtube fans :whistle:

Niall
13-06-2010, 01:01 AM
eww can you imagine her as a hm lol everybody would be tripping over her tits and she would get her floppy tuppence trapped in the door or something

LOL I'm actually crying with laughter!!! :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:02 AM
I could imagine Rachel giving a sexy narrative ;)

talk us through it then

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:02 AM
Explains it all. Bed time dear.

i'll go to bed when i want!!!!!!!:thumbs2: lmao

You_Tell_Me
13-06-2010, 01:03 AM
tell that to your xtube fans :whistle:

http://i582.photobucket.com/albums/ss267/Temptationbucket/1236425582_ol-man-approves.gif

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 01:03 AM
tell that to your xtube fans :whistle:

:eek: I thought that account was private


:p

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:04 AM
Ok now even though I think JJ is so sexy that he shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes (ever :p), never EVER would I allow someone to s*it in my mouth. Ewwww :yuk: I don't understand why some people like that. :conf2:

ive never encountered anybody that likes that sort of stuff. dont know what forum you've been going on :whistle: :joker:

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:04 AM
Ok now even though I think JJ is so sexy that he shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes (ever :p), never EVER would I allow someone to s*it in my mouth. Ewwww :yuk: I don't understand why some people like that. :conf2:

cause they're ****en sick retarded nasty grose tramps!!!!!!! :yuk::crazy: to actually let someone **** in their mouth!!!!

Jordan.
13-06-2010, 01:04 AM
LMAO at this thread :laugh:

InOne
13-06-2010, 01:06 AM
i'll go to bed when i want!!!!!!!:thumbs2: lmao
Thought a Yorkshire lass could handle it!!!!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:06 AM
cause they're ****en sick retarded nasty grose tramps!!!!!!! :yuk::crazy: to actually let someone **** in their mouth!!!!

the lady doth protest too much :whistle:

InOne
13-06-2010, 01:08 AM
talk us through it then

It does not help if she does not turn you on. Start with seeing that arse right over your open mouth...

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:09 AM
the lady doth protest too much :whistle:

and you dont even know what you like one minuit you act like johns being grose them you act like you'd lick his ****! you worship him thatttttt much!!!!!!! :laugh3:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:10 AM
and you dont even know what you like one minuit you act like johns being grose them you act like you'd lick his ****! you worship him thatttttt much!!!!!!! :laugh3:

what is ****? i would **** his **** but i wouldnt **** his ****

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:10 AM
Thought a Yorkshire lass could handle it!!!!

what you trying to say! lol

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:11 AM
is liquidgold a brand of poppers?

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:11 AM
what is ****? i would **** his **** but i wouldnt **** his ****

i said your sooooo grose and obsessed with him and worship him over the top sooooo much that you'd lick his bum out!!!!!!! and eat his sh it!!!! :xyxwave::laugh3:

InOne
13-06-2010, 01:12 AM
what you trying to say! lol

That you love it and are mad fer it. And don't like silly bands. Hope that is not the case sweetie :nono:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:12 AM
i said your sooooo grose and obsessed with him and worship him over the top sooooo much that you'd lick his bum out!!!!!!! and eat his sh it!!!! :xyxwave::laugh3:

i would lick his bum out but i wouldnt eat his sh it thats just ewww

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:13 AM
i would lick his bum out but i wouldnt eat his sh it thats just ewww

what if his bum had sh it it! lmao:shocked:

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:14 AM
That you love it and are mad fer it. And don't like silly bands. Hope that is not the case sweetie :nono:

yeah normal sex but you lot are talkin sick extreme f ucked up stuff!!!!!! :shocked: lmao

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 01:15 AM
Umm...I'm going to have to close this soon you know. Way too crude for a forum that allows 13 yr olds :S

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:15 AM
what if his bum had sh it it! lmao:shocked:

i would move his balls out of the way and wipe from the front then id get straight to work http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/bleh.gif

InOne
13-06-2010, 01:15 AM
yeah normal sex but you lot are talkin sick extreme f ucked up stuff!!!!!! :shocked: lmao

Not what the last girl from Sheffield told me!!!! She taught me terrible things :bawling:

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:16 AM
i would move his balls out of the way and wipe from the front then id get straight to work http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/bleh.gif

then he'd want you to lick him dry at the front and you'd do it!!!!!!!! lmao :crazy::eek:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-06-2010, 01:17 AM
Umm...I'm going to have to close this soon you know. Way too crude for a forum that allows 13 yr olds :S

god vicky i didnt report you to xtube for making that video with the alsatian

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:17 AM
Not what the last girl from Sheffield told me!!!! She taught me terrible things :bawling:

like what????????? lmao

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 01:17 AM
http://www.fmforums.co.uk/forums/style_emoticons/default/bleh.gif

And :laugh2: at this...

You_Tell_Me
13-06-2010, 01:18 AM
then he'd want you to lick him dry at the front and you'd do it!!!!!!!! lmao :crazy::eek:

OMG! :joker:

LiquidGold
13-06-2010, 01:19 AM
god vicky i didnt report you to xtube for making that video with the alsatian

thats just sick nasty and f u cked up!!!!!!! vicky should remove you for that!!!! hope she does lmao

InOne
13-06-2010, 01:19 AM
like what????????? lmao

Golden showers, Brown Breakfeasts. She tied me up. She was in charge!!! I was only young but she scarred me for life!!!! :bawling:

You_Tell_Me
13-06-2010, 01:20 AM
thats just sick nasty and f u cked up!!!!!!! vicky should remove you for that!!!! hope she does lmao

Calm down Love. :joker:

Vicky.
13-06-2010, 01:21 AM
god vicky i didnt report you to xtube for making that video with the alsatian

:eek:

And I think on that note...we will close...

:p