Eloquent footballers

[Shaun]

Are there any?

[King Gizzard]

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/sport/2004/08/13/DIV_sp538882010021oihjoXih.jpg

[Stu]

No they are all overpaid serial rapists who have only just discovered where Africa is on the world map.

Even the Africans.

[Shaun]

I dream of a post-match interview where Wayne Rooney has assumed the voice of Stephen Fry.

[King Gizzard]

The closest you're gonna get is that dude at Burnley who went on Countdown (ooh wow I hear you say lol)

Think his names Clarke Carlisle

Hes a clever guy

[GiRTh]

Clark Carlisle was a two time winner on Countdown.

[GiRTh]

There are various reports than when some Doctors gave a load of Chelsea players an IQ test, Frank Lampard got one of the highest ever scores.

Frank has higher IQ then Carol Vorderman (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4940708/Frank-Lampard-has-higher-IQ-than-Carol-Vorderman.html)

Lampard has genius IQ (http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2009/03/05/1139982/chelsea-star-frank-lampard-alleged-to-have-genius-iq)

[KG.]

http://goonersworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/emmanuel-adebayor.jpg

[30stone]

If you play like messi, you are a genius lol.

[Lee.]

Don't know if he is actually an eloquent footballer, but he sure looks it...

http://i843.photobucket.com/albums/zz351/happyland76/6265_ginola44691.jpg

[BB_Eye]

There are various reports than when some Doctors gave a load of Chelsea players an IQ test, Frank Lampard got one of the highest ever scores.

Frank has higher IQ then Carol Vorderman (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/4940708/Frank-Lampard-has-higher-IQ-than-Carol-Vorderman.html)


Are people still using Carol Vorderman as an ideal to which all human intelligence should aspire? The woman couldn't even get a 2.2 at Cambridge.

[Nemo123]

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/garth-crooks-415x275.jpg

[King Gizzard]

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/garth-crooks-415x275.jpg

Garth Crooks is a ****

[Novo]

tntt-WBsPuo

Yes.. this guy