David - The Laughing Monk is FAKE!

[camertone]

What?! Laughing monk?!? Sounds ridiculous, eh? When he entered the house, he had so many fake forced laughs, every time he laughs - it looks unnatural, fake, forced!

He says he parties with a lot of drugs and booze, and passes out at the end.
Isn't Christianity teaches body is a temple of God?

He is so morale that he is against gay marriage. Then he lusts after Ben. Huh?!

He picks and chooses what Bible parts he likes to follow. Fake!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Actually I know a few people who have worked with him and they have all said hes a really lovely person.

He has shown he is a nice guy, but he is sadely the most un-intresting out of the four and should go!

[Zippy]

Is he a monk or a wizard?

Anyways. Dunno about fake but he sure is extremely dull. ****.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

He's as boring as hell:sleep:

[rapunza1977]

him over shabnab and govan any day

[pixee]

I'm not religious but i think it is more annoying to use Christianity as some kind of reason to get pissed and take drugs... at least a fanatical nutjob would be consistent with the bibles teachings rather than just an ex druggy turn drunk druggy monk.

[Strictly Jake]

yeah I hope dave goes. Its obvious govan will go but he is a stirrer which gives something to watch. This series is disappointing me

[vesavius]

What?! Laughing monk?!? Sounds ridiculous, eh? When he entered the house, he had so many fake forced laughs, every time he laughs - it looks unnatural, fake, forced!

He says he parties with a lot of drugs and booze, and passes out at the end.
Isn't Christianity teaches body is a temple of God?

He is so morale that he is against gay marriage. Then he lusts after Ben. Huh?!

He picks and chooses what Bible parts he likes to follow. Fake!

ok, Im no fan of his, but at least get your rants right or you will look like a joke.

he does NOT claim to party with drugs and booze... you have completly missed the point of his take on faith, so I guess that destroys 90% of your post.

His thing is that he gets 'jacked on god', with NO drugs or booze. In fact, completly the opposite of what you posted.

and his 'lust' for Ben..? seriously, wtf are you smoking? you interpret all physicallity between people as lust? fgs grow up.

I honestly dont get what programe people some people seem to be watching or why noone in this thread has bothered to pick you up on anything.

I want Dave out as much as the next guy, but c'mon...

[soleila]

Dave is so annoying and only talks about himself and how great he is. Yawn.

[discotheque]

He better get cracking on Steve's legs. He's only got three days to grow them back now

[Peter Plunker]

I know Dave well, he's a good guy.

[Stacey.]

Not sure if he's fake or not. Just really boring.

[vesavius]

ok, Im no fan of his, but at least get your rants right or you will look like a joke.

he does NOT claim to party with drugs and booze... you have completly missed the point of his take on faith, so I guess that destroys 90% of your post.

His thing is that he gets 'jacked on god', with NO drugs or booze. In fact, completly the opposite of what you posted.

and his 'lust' for Ben..? seriously, wtf are you smoking? you interpret all physicallity between people as lust? fgs grow up.

I honestly dont get what programe people some people seem to be watching or why noone in this thread has bothered to pick you up on anything.

I want Dave out as much as the next guy, but c'mon...

Nothing to say Camertone?

Funny how people are full of wind when they post their first stupidly inaccurate rants but then just vanish when called out and just slink away...

as if your diastrous choice of favourite HMs to endorse wasnt enough.

[BB_Eye]

What?! Laughing monk?!? Sounds ridiculous, eh? When he entered the house, he had so many fake forced laughs, every time he laughs - it looks unnatural, fake, forced!

He says he parties with a lot of drugs and booze, and passes out at the end.
Isn't Christianity teaches body is a temple of God?

He is so morale that he is against gay marriage. Then he lusts after Ben. Huh?!

He picks and chooses what Bible parts he likes to follow. Fake!

He is a massive hypocrite. I thought Christianity ruled intoxication and indulging the senses as immoral. If all this stuff that is said that he has being going on and on about the gay marriage issue, then it's really pathetic.

[vesavius]

He is a massive hypocrite. I thought Christianity ruled intoxication and indulging the senses as immoral. If all this stuff that is said that he has being going on and on about the gay marriage issue, then it's really pathetic.

are all christians that believe they channel god's euphoria hypocrits then?

[Claymores]

Nothing to say Camertone?

Funny how people are full of wind when they post their first stupidly inaccurate rants but then just vanish when called out and just slink away...

as if your diastrous choice of favourite HMs to endorse wasnt enough.

camertone is a well known lost cause - don't waste electrical brain energy on the lost cause.

[BB_Eye]

are all christians that believe they channel god's euphoria hypocrits then?

Euphoria is in the mind. Intoxication relates to sensual pleasure, which Dave says his religion offers him. I have no problem with a liberal Christian saying this, but it seems Dave likes to pick and choose which parts of the bible to take literally... just like most religious hypocrites.

[vesavius]

Euphoria is in the mind. Intoxication relates to sensual pleasure, which Dave says his religion offers him. I have no problem with a liberal Christian saying this, but it seems Dave likes to pick and choose which parts of the bible to take literally... just like most religious hypocrites.

"Euphoria is generally considered to be an exaggerated physical and psychological state, sometimes induced by the use of psychoactive drugs and not typically achieved during the normal course of human experience."

intoxication;

1. drunkenness; inebriation
2. great elation


I don't really accept your definitions tbh- 'euphoria' means exactly what Dave describes and 'intoxication' definitly isnt limited to what you say. I think your twisting semantics to make things fit your assertion.

Like I say, I am no supporter of Dave but at least attack him on the truth. Thats all I am saying.

His use of the word 'intoxication' is correct and, as far as he believes, honest.

[fruit_cake]

Dave seems nice to me, if a bit wierd

[Jackie]

He is boring i expect he will be out soon.

[WOMBAI]

him over shabnab and govan any day

Agreed!

[Julie10]

What?! Laughing monk?!? Sounds ridiculous, eh? When he entered the house, he had so many fake forced laughs, every time he laughs - it looks unnatural, fake, forced!

He says he parties with a lot of drugs and booze, and passes out at the end.
Isn't Christianity teaches body is a temple of God?

He is so morale that he is against gay marriage. Then he lusts after Ben. Huh?!

He picks and chooses what Bible parts he likes to follow. Fake!


Like all big christian hypocrites. Can't stand them with their exteme views and their pick and choose list!

[chuff me dizzy]

What?! Laughing monk?!? Sounds ridiculous, eh? When he entered the house, he had so many fake forced laughs, every time he laughs - it looks unnatural, fake, forced!

He says he parties with a lot of drugs and booze, and passes out at the end.
Isn't Christianity teaches body is a temple of God?

He is so morale that he is against gay marriage. Then he lusts after Ben. Huh?!

He picks and chooses what Bible parts he likes to follow. Fake!

He USED to be a druggy he now gets drunk on "The Lord"

[Peter Plunker]

Like all big christian hypocrites. Can't stand them with their exteme views and their pick and choose list!

Oh the irony.

[cassieparis]

least liked housemate for me. fake and hiding who he really is behind this "high on the lord" forced laughter debacle. I see no genuine faith although it is difficult to read mens' hearts and it just my instinctive feeling about him that he's hiding himself behind a facade.
some of his real self was revealed when he choose Rachael to take his place amongst the nominees for eviction. far too calculated for Mr Nice.

[Peter Plunker]

I can tell you now he not hiding who he is, that's Dave. No facade, watch the live feed. I know him very well, what you see is what you get.

[flamingGalah!]

His brain has only a few cells left after his years of drink & drugs, he's not high on the lord, he's just a nutjob...

[flamingGalah!]

I can tell you now he not hiding who he is, that's Dave. No facade, watch the live feed. I know him very well, what you see is what you get.

An ex druggie nutjob...

[bansheewails]

Dull Dave the Daft Druid. I don't like him, I think he is sneaky and can bitch with the best of them! :D

[Peter Plunker]

That old chestnut.

[cookiemonster]

i don't see how he's fake at all. i think he truly believes all he says. he isn't being fake at all, he's being himself.

i'm not much of a fan, but he isn't being fake.

[flamingGalah!]

Oh is it not true that he used to be a druggie then seeing as you are best mates & all that...

[paper-cut-exit]

That old chestnut.

Hardly an old chestnut mate... he's still in the house, therefore people are gonna state their opinion on him whether people like it or not.

[bansheewails]

i don't see how he's fake at all. i think he truly believes all he says. he isn't being fake at all, he's being himself.

i'm not much of a fan, but he isn't being fake.

I do think he believes in God etc., but I also think he is sneaky, laying holding on to Ben the other day, saying that he needs to keep clear of Mario, calling the girls the 'Adams Family' etc., not exactly good christian behaviour, :hugesmile:

[Peter Plunker]

Oh is it not true that he used to be a druggie then seeing as you are best mates & all that...

Uh, yeah, it even says in his bio. That all changed in 1992 when he became a christian.

[flamingGalah!]

Uh, yeah, it even says in his bio. That all changed in 1992 when he became a christian.

... & started pretending to be "drunk" on the lord... :sleep:

Drugs are bad kids, Dave should be put in government adverts... ;)

[cookiemonster]

you lot aren't half harsh lol. Dave hasn't done anything wrong.

[Peter Plunker]

I'm not going to be baited into a long drawn out argument with you. Check out my replies in the other thread.
Have a nice evening.

[flamingGalah!]

I'm not going to be baited into a long drawn out argument with you. Check out my replies in the other thread.
Have a nice evening.

What a good way to leave a thread, obviously my comments about Dave are spot on then...

Good night :xyxwave:

[Peter Plunker]

What a good way to leave a thread, obviously my comments about Dave are spot on then...

Good night :xyxwave:

You'll have to try much harder than that my sweet.

[flamingGalah!]

You'll have to try much harder than that my sweet.

I thought you were going? :conf:

But yes Dave is sooooo damaged from all those drugs he took, I'm sure he "thinks" he's drunk on the lord or something, except he's not, he's just insane...

[Peter Plunker]

'ok'

[flamingGalah!]

He is extremely offensive too, suggesting that he can "cure" illnesses, when he can do no such thing... A horrid little man with no morals & for someone so "Godly" he is so bitchy about others... I hope he is out soon & trips head first down the stairs on his robe :joker:

[Peter Plunker]

yes mate

[paper-cut-exit]

I thought you were going? :conf:

But yes Dave is sooooo damaged from all those drugs he took, I'm sure he "thinks" he's drunk on the lord or something, except he's not, he's just insane...

Certainly more believable than all the crap Dave talks and believes imo.

[flamingGalah!]

If he did trip down the stairs I would laugh as widly as he does when he's drunk on the lord! lol :joker:

But yes, he is an extremely *******ed up individual who probably requires some sort of psychiatric help...

I just feel sorry for the vulnerable "followers" who are duped by him...

[Peter Plunker]

yawn

[flamingGalah!]

It's funny that BB know how ridiculous he is too... The man is just a joke...

I did have a thought though about when he has "bible time", if it is his own bible, maybe he laced the pages with coccaine, LCD etc...? As he doesn't even read it, he just sniffs the pages, that would explain him getting high...

[paper-cut-exit]

I just feel sorry for the vulnerable "followers" who are duped by him...

Me too, i feel sorry for Dave as well, anyone that believes they can help an amputee grow a new set of legs is seriously fuk'd in the head.

[flamingGalah!]

Me too, i feel sorry for Dave as well, anyone that believes they can help an amputee grow a new set of legs is seriously fuk'd in the head.

Yep. I don't know how Steve didn't smack him straight in the face for saying that, completely out of order!

[Peter Plunker]

Probably because steve wasn't offended by it?

[paper-cut-exit]

Probably because steve wasn't offended by it?

Prolly 'cause Steve made allowances knowing full well Dave is loon tunes.

[flamingGalah!]

Yes Steve, like the rest of them, is aware that Dave is indeed a total nutjob...

An incredibly thoughtless thing to say to him though, even if his brain is haggered from years of drug abuse... he will be going to hell...

[discotheque]

Did I see him clutching a can of booze tonight ? Seriously, or maybe they cover over soft drink cans too and I'm mistaken.

If he's on the wagon/ on soft drinks or just drug free then good on him.

Not slinging mud here - I think the 'drunk on our lord' thing is an act but I've also seen him act with compassion and kindness to some of his housemates over the last few days.

[Peter Plunker]

Dave has a beer now and then, just not to excess.

[flamingGalah!]

That's outrageous, ex alcoholics shouldn't be drinking at all, no wonder he is pissed all the time them...

[Mystic Mock]

What?! Laughing monk?!? Sounds ridiculous, eh? When he entered the house, he had so many fake forced laughs, every time he laughs - it looks unnatural, fake, forced!

He says he parties with a lot of drugs and booze, and passes out at the end.
Isn't Christianity teaches body is a temple of God?

He is so morale that he is against gay marriage. Then he lusts after Ben. Huh?!

He picks and chooses what Bible parts he likes to follow. Fake!

of course he is with drunk on god crap.

[Peter Plunker]

That's outrageous, ex alcoholics shouldn't be drinking at all, no wonder he is pissed all the time them...

He was never an alcoholic.

[paper-cut-exit]

Just in case any of you missed it, here's footage of the slavering buffoon "drunk on the lord" slavering sh!te, falling on his ass, and blowing raspberries while he represents God!

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[MrWong]

Just in case any of you missed it, here's footage of the slavering buffoon "drunk on the lord" slavering sh!te, falling on his ass, and blowing raspberries while he represents God!

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:yuk::yuk::yuk:

That fat *****r makes my skin crawl!!

/shudder

[Shasown]

That's outrageous, ex alcoholics shouldn't be drinking at all, no wonder he is pissed all the time them...

Dont show your ignorance. There is no such thing as an ex alcoholic. Nor do all alcoholics need to not drink alcohol again.

[WOMBAI]

:yuk::yuk::yuk:

That fat *****r makes my skin crawl!!

/shudder

No doubt he is big enough and confident enough to raise above such infantile personal comments!

[cassieparis]

Dont show your ignorance. There is no such thing as an ex alcoholic. Nor do all alcoholics need to not drink alcohol again.

Ahhhh very very debatable. According to Bill W founder of AA this is a very rocky road on which to travel. Addicts of whatever kind in my opinion should avoid alcohol leads to bad decisions and then your drug of choice doesnt seem so dangerous through beer googles that is.

[Peter Plunker]

Dave was never an alcoholic! He's never said he was!

[cassieparis]

Dave was never an alcoholic! He's never said he was!

yes loyal friend but he is an addict...... albeit "recovering" in the basking glory of attention seeking on BB11 by spreading his loving Christian message
addicts and alcohol do not mix well go to any NA meeting and listen

[flamingGalah!]

Dont show your ignorance. There is no such thing as an ex alcoholic. Nor do all alcoholics need to not drink alcohol again.

Please don't show your ignorance... If he is an alcoholic then he shouldn't be drinking at all should he, if he is supposed to be on the wagon... :nono:

[flamingGalah!]

Dave was never an alcoholic! He's never said he was!

He did, being his best buddy I thought you would know that...

An alcholic & druggie, that has caused his brain serious damage, that's why he is such a nujob... Fact.

[WOMBAI]

He did, being his best buddy I thought you would know that...

An alcholic & druggie, that has caused his brain serious damage, that's why he is such a nujob... Fact.

You his doctor then - or privie to his health records! I thought not - so the fact bit is totally unproven - and therefore not fact!