Ben quotes

[karezza]

"I thought there'd be more reception rooms."

:joker:

[karezza]

"I can't help not smiling all the time, I've got a Roger Moore thing going on."

[karezza]

Refering to the football - ''I'd prefer to watch showjumping'.

[arsenalforever]

"its like a prison designed by Boy george"

[karezza]

"On the subject of the public hating you, we'll move on to me."

[karezza]

"This is where democracy is wrong. Eight people want to watch football and four people don't, but we all have to watch football"

[Maia]

"You're eating a sausage in the sky"

[arsenalforever]

"if i was born like you with a reliance on mcdonalds and slapstick humour i'd kill myself"

[arsenalforever]

"i don't know who your in love with, sunshine or josie"

pause


"maybe your in love with me"

[Lee.]

"if i was born like you with a reliance on mcdonalds and slapstick humour i'd kill myself"

Haha.. I must have missed that. Who did he say that to?

[karezza]

I've have more arguements in a week then I have my entire life.

[karezza]

Ben to John - "You're not academically inclined."
John - "I don't even know what that means."
Ben: "Quite."

[arsenalforever]

"josie you look like those english women on hoilday in portugal who spend all day get a tannning by the pool and then go out all night and attack waiters"

[arsenalforever]

Haha.. I must have missed that. Who did he say that to?

to JJ:joker:

[karezza]

Shabby's already furious, she's in the Diary Room. I feel like Margaret Thatcher after the poll tax.

[karezza]

I was convinced I was going. I'd even prepared my speech.

[MargeryFan]

Anything and everything that comes out of his mouth.

[arsenalforever]

(about Josie) "she was coming in and out like ma larkin"

Ben naming planets

"what have i forgetton"

mario: mercury uranus

ben Uranua? i knew you remeber that

[karezza]

Discussing the penalty shootout:

This is great, just like the Eurovision song contest.

[karezza]

What is Sunshine doing? She looks like a Rastafarian.

[karezza]

On the reaction to Govan's eviction:

Talk about amateur dramatics gone wrong - several people had near nervous breakdowns.

[arsenalforever]

"they're like a bunch of washer women"

[karezza]

On seeing Ben's stripey gold dressing gown, someone asked - "How many bees died to make that dressing gown, Ben?"

To which he replied - "not enough"

[karezza]

To Mario - "Am I the most disastrous housemate ever?"

[arsenalforever]

are you gettign these from DS as well:joker:

[karezza]

are you gettign these from DS as well:joker:


Yes :wavey:

[karezza]

About Mario :

All he wants to talk about are UFOs and bloody dinosaurs. I want to talk about Coronation Street and Margaret Thatcher.

[arsenalforever]

About Mario :

All he wants to talk about are UFOs and bloody dinosaurs. I want to talk about Coronation Street and Margaret Thatcher.

this was classic
of corse the haters sais he was backstabbing mario

[MargeryFan]

Yesterday -

Corin are you alright? do you want some water? ..Your boobs are looking good.

[karezza]

I was under the impression that we'd be catered for.

[karezza]

Now you must tell me...what are Barm Cakes?

[arsenalforever]

Yesterday -

Corin are you alright? do you want some water? ..Your boobs are looking good.

mARG-9DPTU0

the puppet is the best :joker:

[MargeryFan]

i was under the impression that we'd be catered for.

amazing

[sarza]

I love Ben, he has got to be one of the funniest housemates ever to appear on BB, but the thing i find the most funny, is that i dont even think he realises lol

[arsenalforever]

if we lose him early bb11 will suffer

[tatto]

LOVIN BEN:dance::dance::dance::dance:

[KERRYJ]

sunshines in with the cool group now she'll be smoking and farting next.

[MargeryFan]

mARG-9DPTU0

the puppet is the best :joker:

Shear genius.

[Nemo123]

Is he the one who isn't gay?

[karezza]

Talking about JJ:

I had to explain to him what complex means.

[chris1232]

Ben is brilliant tbh.

[karezza]

"Even Jesus Christ had his detractors"
Ben tells the housemates that not everyone is universally liked

[karezza]

If people start doing Jack Russell impressions, I'm going to leave.

[karezza]

"Oh my God, you look amazing! You look like a cross between Cliff Richard and Dirk Bogarde!"
Ben compliments David's eviction night look.:joker:

[Claymores]

(Roughly as forgotten the exact words):

BEN: Can you tell them about the hot water without mentioning me

BB: You are free to leave the Diary Room

[BOOSH]

What was the quote about partys and sausage rolls

[karezza]

To David about Mario:

He's very into Capital Punishment isn't he.

[Beastie]

If people start doing Jack Russell impressions, I'm going to leave.

:laugh:

[karezza]

He gets really upset because I'm not into aliens.

To David about Mario.

[ange7]

"I thought there'd be more reception rooms."

:joker:

ooooh how we laughed!

[karezza]

To John James:

You're a lovely person but you're stupid.

[karezza]

To John James:

You're a lovely person but I'd never hire you for entertainment.

[ange7]

(Roughly as forgotten the exact words):

BEN: Can you tell them about the hot water without mentioning me

BB: You are free to leave the Diary Room

more of an example of how weasel like he is.

[ange7]

To John James:

You're a lovely person but I'd never hire you for entertainment.
classic ... Ben is a legend!
where does he come up with these WHOPPERS!
hehe

Oscar Wilde he ain't.

[BOOSH]

Ben love!

[Jords]

ToT - ''Don't call be stupid.''
Ben - ''But you are stupid.''

Lol!

[BOOSH]

His whole convo with the tree last night :)

[karezza]

Ben: "Corin's like Winston Churchill: no matter what else is going on in the world, she puts on the makeup and everythings fine."

Sunshine: "Did Winston Churchill wear much makeup?"

Ben "No, no... he was probably one of the last prime ministers who didn't wear makeup."

[karezza]

"BB asked me how the house dynamics would change now that Govan has left. To which I replied 'I will probably be assassinated in the night'"

[Audiryan]

Ben: he closed three orphanages down and fed the children to his guest. Mario: I hope he buns in hell for that. Ben: no I don't want him to burn in hell just not do it again

[karezza]

Nathan: "Who are you talking to?"
Ben: "..I'm just practicing something."

[karezza]

"If the boos are so loud, how will I know if I have been funny or not"

[LadyNay]

Look tree of temptation! I don't take kindly to bullying!

[karezza]

About JJ:

There is one thing worse than not being good at something - that is thinking you are good at something & not being good at something.

[karezza]

About Mario:

Because I don't want his weiner up my bum I'm an appalling person.

[karezza]

I've just been eating a carrot.

[karezza]

The only thing worse than being at a depressing party is watching a depressing party.

[karezza]

I went to Stockport once - I won't be going back again.

[karezza]

"Pork is my favourite mainstream meat"

[karezza]

To David:



"I didn't knife you in the back, I knifed you in the front".

[chris1232]

"You're eating a sausage in the sky"

lmao thts my sig.

[karezza]

About Mario:

He is a mixture between Michael Jackson & a librarian woman from Ohio.

[karezza]

About Mario:

Old Kenny Everett going mental over a piece of apple.

[karezza]

About Ife's newly shaved head:

I never thought I'd find a bald woman attractive, but I do with you

[karezza]

Dave: " You're in a different realm,you are "
Ben: " Yes, but you love me "

[karezza]

To JJ on being nice to Rachel

"that was a bit of a wasted experiment".

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

To David:



"I didn't knife you in the back, I knifed you in the front".


this one is one of my favourites from Ben.

It sums up Ben's personality and his brilliant comedy in one funny line :dance:

[Mystic Mock]

when he called shabby and caoimhe the adams family.

[BOOSH]

When he says mario sounds like michael jackson and a librarian from Ohio :laugh3:

[karezza]

About Steve:

I'm not going to be lectured on foreign policy & history by someone who hasn't read a book.

[JayManUnleashed]

Lol.

[karezza]

I'm a prophet Johnny - ahead of my time.

[ange7]

None of these are funny.
"I'm not going to be lectured on foreign policy & history by someone who hasn't read a book. "
??
I laughed and laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ange7]

when he called shabby and caoimhe the adams family.
They called themselves that but.... still not funny

[BOOSH]

he makes me chuckle

[ange7]

About Mario:

Because I don't want his weiner up my bum I'm an appalling person.
yay!! finally a lol

[Visage]

About Steve:

I'm not going to be lectured on foreign policy & history by someone who hasn't read a book.

I did chuckle at that comment :joker:

[SoFarSoGood282]

Josie: Do you think you could learn to love me?

Ben: With time..........and prozac

:dance::dance::joker::joker:

[karezza]

Ben to Josie and Dave about Crab Eyes:

"You know how he furrows his brow? He's going to need botox in 6 months!"

[karezza]

Mario: "I am not going to deliver a speech from Hamlet , Like Ben................"

Ben : ................"No ...Because if you did , Steve wouldnt understand it"

[karezza]

Crab Eyes : "You said you could live off bird-seed for the rest of the show"

BEN : "I'd rather live off bird seed than beans."

[karezza]

BEN: To Dave (now sporting make-up):

"You really look like an attractive drag queen.....just a wig and a shave and you will look like a middle-aged housewife ..."

[ange7]

Ben to Steve: "I think Britain should have let Hitler have his way...it was a waste"
Steve the veteran!

[ange7]

Crab Eyes : "You said you could live off bird-seed for the rest of the show"

BEN : "I'd rather live off bird seed than beans."

? WTF
you think these are funny?
what's wrong with you?
"I'd rather live off bird seed than beans." ????
NOT FUNNY

[ange7]

I did chuckle at that comment :joker:
you would

[sosadbbend]

I love all of Ben's quotes, I've had a lovely hour or so laughing at all of them. I like that little nod of the head he does after he says something to Mario.

[Kazanne]

None of these are funny.
"I'm not going to be lectured on foreign policy & history by someone who hasn't read a book. "
??
I laughed and laughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are all Aussies bereft of any humour and they have the cheek to call US winging poms,lol,we know you are obsessed with ratboy,the sooner he comes back to you the better,

[Kazanne]

? WTF
you think these are funny?
what's wrong with you?
"I'd rather live off bird seed than beans." ????
NOT FUNNY

What is wrong with YOU?why are you not on the JJ threads supporting him,instead of coming in a Ben thread,throwing out your silly one liners.You really do not get British humour do you,lol,Just why DID you come on this thread?

[Angus]

What is wrong with YOU?why are you not on the JJ threads supporting him,instead of coming in a Ben thread,throwing out your silly one liners.You really do not get British humour do you,lol,Just why DID you come on this thread?

Kazanne, just put him on ignore then you won't have to be bothered with his pathetic trolling. Its not his fault he's a few rolls short of a picnic - after all look at the specimen we've got in the house:joker: Nuff said.

[Kazanne]

Kazanne, just put him on ignore then you won't have to be bothered with his pathetic trolling. Its not his fault he's a few rolls short of a picnic - after all look at the specimen we've got in the house:joker: Nuff said.

LOL Angus true as ever.

[karezza]

Ben:
"I go in the nest to avoid everyone, I don’t go in the nest for everyone to come in. Its my own little private members club."

[karezza]

About Crab Eyes:

I'm no prude Mario, but i dont want to hear about an Australian who has just discovered his penis.

:nono:

[karezza]

I feel like a Marks & Spencer model gone wrong.

[HBB1508]

About Crab Eyes:

I'm no prude Mario, but i dont want to hear about an Australian who has just discovered his penis.

:nono:

The best one to date had me rolling around.

[karezza]

I am the child of an Anglo-American father and a Swiss mother of Austro-Italian extraction. I have basically the same DNA as James Bond.

[karezza]

To Keeley:

The Baron's got it for you in a bad way. Steve's been lying on you bed salivating. I've had to wipe his mouth twice.

[Kazanne]

Josie to Ben "Did I just brush past your widger Ben?" Ben,Yes..........and very enjoyable it was too" LOL

[BOOSH]

To Keeley:

The Baron's got it for you in a bad way. Steve's been lying on you bed salivating. I've had to wipe his mouth twice.

:laugh:

[karezza]

Josie to Ben "How many girlfriends have you got?"

Ben: "Well that's quite difficult because they're generally other people's girlfriends".

[Claymores]

Ben: "Goebels was not really a Nazi, just a misunderstood nationalist"

[karezza]

To Josie:

"When you put the wig on, you look like a landlady I once knew in St. Andrews."

[BOOSH]

I love him :D

[Angus]

On Keeva "oh darling just get his (JJ) penis out and get on with it".
:laugh:

[ange7]

On Keeva "oh darling just get his (JJ) penis out and get on with it".
:laugh:
this must have been said with Josie in the room. Trouble maker he is.

[ange7]

Kazanne, just put him on ignore then you won't have to be bothered with his pathetic trolling. Its not his fault he's a few rolls short of a picnic - after all look at the specimen we've got in the house:joker: Nuff said.
"I'd rather live off bird seed than beans."
oh!!! how we laughed and laughed what what!

[karezza]

About Steve (the Baron) Gill:

His wife deserves a medal - If I had to sleep next to him I would divorce him.

[karezza]

I went in for officer training, but I realised I wouldn't last long so I didn't bother with the induction course and just went for the cheese and nibbles.

[Visage]

To Josie:

"When you put the wig on, you look like a landlady I once knew in St. Andrews."

He can be so annoying at times, but I love this line:joker::joker:

[Pato]

John James - "Can you take my shirt off "
Ben - " I could but im not going to"

[Angus]

"We've never been accused of being laddy before, have we Dave?" :laugh:

[ange7]

Dave: "these quotes are all killa!!"
http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp357/ange7/dave.gif

[Angus]

On Josie saying about JJ1 and JJ2'Oh, now there's two hunks in the group'.

Ben to Dave: "I've never thought of myself as a hunk but the implication is that the rest of us are all butt ugly."

[karezza]

On Louis Spence:
"I've heard of him, he makes hats"

[karezza]

Dont you just hate it when you go into a restaurant there's often a hen party and shouting going on - I just want them all to die.

[karezza]

About Crab Eyes & Thumbsucker:

"She's a pig & he's a piglet".

[karezza]

To Laura about Mario:

"He is a first class sh*t".

[Locke.]

"Right lets get back to aliens and spaceships......you must be about to explode in your crotch"

[ange7]

Ben: "Good bye"

classic!