"Do you want me to sh*t in your bed?"

[Chels]

ROFLCOPTER :joker::joker::

That was epic fair play, has to be up there in the quotes of BB11 :p although I have no idea what the argument was about or how it kicked off lol.

[fruit_cake]

he makes me puke, what a disgusting character

[chuff me dizzy]

he makes me puke, what a disgusting character

Cannot stand him ,biggest gameplayer in there

[Chels]

he makes me puke, what a disgusting character

:rolleyes:

Stop sh*tting on my thread please, this is mini-appreciation. And it was funny.

[Chels]

biggest gameplayer in there

How? And JJ takes that title.

This is a nice thread, don't ruin it with hate please :nono:

[Stacey.]

:laugh2:

He never fails to make me laugh. Comes out with some of the best quotes.

[Joelle.]

To be fair Im not his biggest fan but that is quite funny lol

[fruit_cake]

:rolleyes:
this is mini-appreciation. And it was funny.

****ting on someones bed is appreciation? erm... ok

[jjj2]

Keeva called his bluff he stayed put and there wasnt another word out of him, big deal

[Raph]

hahah when was this again? NATHAN TO WIN!

[Chels]

****ting on someones bed is appreciation? erm... ok

Wtf? I was talking about this thread. You need a sense of humour, he wasn't being serious.

[Chels]

Keeva called his bluff he stayed put and there wasnt another word out of him, big deal

Huh? He was joking. Stop jumping on the hate bandwagon, he can't have one nice thread without some numpty coming to kill it.

[Chels]

hahah when was this again? NATHAN TO WIN!

Last night to Caihfonagreh on LF

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Huh? He was joking. Stop jumping on the hate bandwagon, he can't have one nice thread without some numpty coming to kill it.

He is so boring though. Only entertaining things he's said.

[Zippy]

Ive been indifferent to him mostly. But lately he seems to just do a lot of sweary moaning and grunting. I see an explosion coming on followed by an eviction.

[fruit_cake]

Wtf? I was talking about this thread. You need a sense of humour, he wasn't being serious.

he needs to have a wash and clean himself up.. then he woulnd't be taken seriously when he says hes gonna poo on a bed!!

[Chels]

he needs to have a wash and clean himself up.. then he woulnd't be taken seriously when he says hes gonna poo on a bed!!

That has no relevance to what I posted previously... come back when you find a good argument.

[Chels]

Ive been indifferent to him mostly. But lately he seems to just do a lot of sweary moaning and grunting. I see an explosion coming on followed by an eviction.

Really? I think the opposite - he gets ate up about things but only brings a HM up on it when he's very annoyed by them. Like last night. He won't explode - the longer he's in there we'll see more of his personality and he could be in for a long while yet.

[vesavius]

I don't mind Nathan generally, though he is a radar ducker, but I didnt actually like the way he said that.

It came across as belligerent rather then sarcastic imo.

I don't condem the bloke for it though, just didnt enjoy it much.

[Chels]

I don't mind Nathan generally, though he is a radar ducker, but I didnt actually like the way he said that.

It came across as belligerent rather then sarcastic imo.

I don't condem the bloke for it though, just didnt enjoy it much.

I don't know why people are taking it so seriously :3 the man was joking.

[Stacey.]

If Josie had said it, everyone would be laughing.. why is it different because it's Nathan?

[fruit_cake]

That has no relevance to what I posted previously... come back when you find a good argument.

I still hope there is a nice side to him but I'm yet to see it. He was kinda fun in the football task but thats about it.

now, talking about good arguments, lets here yours for why nathan is a good housemate because everyone here is all out of ideas..

[xzlr8]

hahah when was this again? NATHAN TO WIN!

are you NUTS? nate is there to COOK for everyone...thats his contribution to BB11...he does not deserve to WIN

[fruit_cake]

If Josie had said it, everyone would be laughing.. why is it different because it's Nathan?

because you can believe that he'd do something like that, the man is disgusting and very unhygenic

[Chels]

If Josie had said it, everyone would be laughing.. why is it different because it's Nathan?

That's so true, the hypocrisy of some forum members is ridiculous.

[Stacey.]

because you can believe that he'd do something like that, the man is disgusting and very unhygenic

But he's joking. He blatantly wouldn't really.

[fruit_cake]

wouldn't he??? :conf:

[vesavius]

I don't know why people are taking it so seriously :3 the man was joking.

I don't hate the guy or anything for it Chels, it just didnt come across well.

Nathan is alright, like I say, just a bit of a radar dodger for me to support.

[Vladimir]

what a funny guy. :/

[Chels]

I still hope there is a nice side to him but I'm yet to see it. He was kinda fun in the football task but thats about it.

now, talking about good arguments, lets here yours for why nathan is a good housemate because everyone here is all out of ideas..

Ahem - he's genuine, funny, nice guy and doesn't take himself seriously. Although you never get to see this on the HLs due to editor's favouritism. Whenever someone's upset, he's the first there to comfort them. He has good intentions, clearly puts other people first by cooking for everyone (even though they slag him off for it, why don't the lazy pricks get off their arses and do it themselves) he has a good sense of humour but it'd never shown. He's a lot more genuine than some of the other twats in there. There's more to come from him, in a good way.

[Chels]

wouldn't he??? :conf:

No, otherwise he'd have done it.

[Chels]

what a funny guy. :/

You have no humour.

[xzlr8]

Nathan is alright, like I say, just a bit of a radar dodger for me to support.

I agree completely...

i like characters like...the guy who looked like a char from x-men...and that iranian guy...siobash??

they put their true personalities on the line...and are not afraid of bein put up for eviction...

[Chels]

I don't hate the guy or anything for it Chels, it just didnt come across well.

Nathan is alright, like I say, just a bit of a radar dodger for me to support.

I thought it was jokes, but it depends on what you find funny and what you don't.

He's not much of a radar dodger either tbh, he voices his opinions but never gets shown.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

If Josie had said it, everyone would be laughing.. why is it different because it's Nathan?

Totally agree Stacey, think it was really funny:hugesmile:

[fruit_cake]

frankly, if he'd said that to me, i'd have hired a locksmith and put a double bolt on the door, but if it was only joking then fair enough.

[MrWong]

Nathan will pick up a few noms this week.

Hopefully enough to be up.

Can't stand the guy.

He sounded like a right twat last night and his line about ****ting in Caoimhe's bed wasn't funny in the slightest.

He's Carol mark II.

/shudder

[Stacey.]

It's the sort of thing that Thomas_C would say, pmsl.

[Chels]

Nathan will pick up a few noms this week.

Hopefully enough to be up.

Can't stand the guy.

He sounded like a right twat last night and his line about ****ting in Caoimhe's bed wasn't funny in the slightest.

He's Carol mark II.

/shudder

He'll only get 1 off Caoifbrnwkne, and even if he was up he wouldn't be out. People on this forum need to understand a joke. BB is a fun jokey kinda show, everyone takes it too *****ing seriously these days!

[fruit_cake]

he doesn't seem like he's joking, he seems kinda angry a lot of the time to me

[Chels]

Because he's an angry fella doesn't mean he's not allowed to make a joke... bloody hell.

[MrWong]

he doesn't seem like he's joking, he seems kinda angry a lot of the time to me

Exactly!

He had a right sod on last night, stomping about the place bitching about being made to look like dirty tramps cause they've been reduced to smoking cooking herbs.

He was itching to kick off and Caoimhe was targetted because she told him to ***** off to the bathroom the next time he farts as he'd made the bedroom stink of sh!t.

[Chels]

Exactly!

He had a right sod on last night, stomping about the place bitching about being made to look like dirty tramps cause they've been reduced to smoking cooking herbs.

He was itching to kick off and Caoimhe was targetted because she told him to ***** off to the bathroom the next time he farts as he'd made the bedroom stink of sh!t.

That was pathetic of Caoimhe though, like hell has she not done it before. Stupid fugly hypocritial bitch.

[WOMBAI]

ROFLCOPTER :joker::joker::

That was epic fair play, has to be up there in the quotes of BB11 :p although I have no idea what the argument was about or how it kicked off lol.

How anyone can find that funny is beyond me - playground humour! The fact that a man of his age comes out with rubbish like that is exactly why he is a complete knob!

[Chels]

How anyone can find that funny is beyond me - playground humour! The fact that a man of his age comes out with rubbish like that is exactly why he is a complete knob!

I'm not even going to bother debating this with you. All you do is make up a load of crap to try and make a point. It made me laugh, problem?

[discotheque]

Theres a task in all this if the producers are clever :hugesmile:

[WOMBAI]

I'm not even going to bother debating this with you. All you do is make up a load of crap to try and make a point. It made me laugh, problem?

Admit it - making 'jokes' about ****ting on beds - is not adult humour! Ignore it all you like - truth hurts!

[MrWong]

That was pathetic of Caoimhe though, like hell has she not done it before. Stupid fugly hypocritial bitch.

Irrelevant :rolleyes:

My point was that he wasn't having a joke, he had a right sod on even before the 'fartgate' incident.

[Chels]

Admit it - making 'jokes' about ****ting on beds - is not adult humour! Ignore it all you like - truth hurts!

You're watching the wrong show then. It's Big Brother, people who go in there are immature.

[Chels]

Irrelevant :rolleyes:

My point was that he wasn't having a joke, he had a right sod on even before the 'fartgate' incident.

Wasn't irrelevant at all - I was reffering to the second part of your post. And yes he WAS clearly joking, and who cares if he went off on one, there's a lot of anger building up in EVERYONE and they're gonna let it out at some point. Plus it wasn't that bad :conf: you're making a mountain out of a molehill.

[Jack_]

Admit it - making 'jokes' about ****ting on beds - is not adult humour! Ignore it all you like - truth hurts!

Lighten up FFS.

Anyway, this quote still doesn't beat Marcus':

'Would you like Cherryade all over your Diary Room chair?'

:joker:

[WOMBAI]

Lighten up FFS.

Anyway, this quote still doesn't beat Marcus':

'Would you like Cherryade all over your Diary Room chair?'

:joker:

Sorry - but again, playground stuff! :joker: - no actual wit involved!

[MrBlack]

Meh..he's from Yorkshire...

Probably his idea of giving someone a 'Yorkie Bar'...

[Amhuinn]

Honestly... people think that Nathan was being serious? :conf: He was joking because of the snotty way Caoimhe was behaving. People fart - sometimes those farts do smell. They're all stuck together in that house for weeks, so somebody was going to let rip a stinker at some point. Shabby and Caoimhe belch and find that funny. Lads I know (a few a little older than Nathan) take pride in their ability to clear a room out. I'm talking post-graduates here too, not "morons".

[WOMBAI]

Honestly... people think that Nathan was being serious? :conf: He was joking because of the snotty way Caoimhe was behaving. People fart - sometimes those farts do smell. They're all stuck together in that house for weeks, so somebody was going to let rip a stinker at some point. Shabby and Caoimhe belch and find that funny. Lads I know (a few a little older than Nathan) take pride in their ability to clear a room out. I'm talking post-graduates here too, not "morons".

You are the one missing the point - of course he was joking - do you think anyone actually believes he was serious! It is the fact that a man of his age would say that and actually consider it funny - that people are questioning!

[Jords]

Nah, still find him boring.

[Stacey.]

Lighten up FFS.

Anyway, this quote still doesn't beat Marcus':

'Would you like Cherryade all over your Diary Room chair?'

:joker:

Don't find that funny at all..

[calyman]

Admit it - making 'jokes' about ****ting on beds - is not adult humour! Ignore it all you like - truth hurts!

Oh get off your high horse, his age is irrelevant, he's a working class guy, said something irrelevant. at least he was being consistent in that all he says is irrelevant.

He has no redeeming features, save that he prepares badly cooked greasy chips. That to my mind is the greater sin against humanity.

[BB_Eye]

Oh get off your high horse, his age is irrelevant, he's a working class guy, said something irrelevant. at least he was being consistent in that all he says is irrelevant.

He has no redeeming features, save that he prepares badly cooked greasy chips. That to my mind is the greater sin against humanity.

Why is he still there? :bawling:

[Raph]

Ahem - he's genuine, funny, nice guy and doesn't take himself seriously. Although you never get to see this on the HLs due to editor's favouritism. Whenever someone's upset, he's the first there to comfort them. He has good intentions, clearly puts other people first by cooking for everyone (even though they slag him off for it, why don't the lazy pricks get off their arses and do it themselves) he has a good sense of humour but it'd never shown. He's a lot more genuine than some of the other twats in there. There's more to come from him, in a good way.

completely agreed. A really nice guy, who's been funny, caring, and a good sport, aside the fact that he's cooked for the HM all this time. Nathan to win Big Brother 2010.

[King Gizzard]

Its just one of those dumb comments he comes out..no..I wouldn't want him to **** in my bed..but I guess thats what he does to himself in his little cave

[Vicky.]

It's the sort of thing that Thomas_C would say, pmsl.

No, that would be 'do you want me to **** on your carpet' :laugh: :p

[Beastie]

I am not a fan of Nathan but.. I would find it literally funny if he actually sh!tted in Keeva's/Shabby's bed!! :laugh:

[Patrick]

LOL Best Quote yet.

[Harry!]

How immature.

[WOMBAI]

You have no humour.

No - sounds like she has an adult humour -and, like many, not amused by childish jokes about '****ting' on a bed! :joker:

[WOMBAI]

Oh get off your high horse, his age is irrelevant, he's a working class guy, said something irrelevant. at least he was being consistent in that all he says is irrelevant.

He has no redeeming features, save that he prepares badly cooked greasy chips. That to my mind is the greater sin against humanity.

Pretty much what I said, I think - did you mis-read my post - I can't stand the idiot! :nono:

[Sabrina♥JohnJames]

Lol that was hilarious
i'm starting to like Nathan though he should argue or be more sarcastic more often.

[Angus]

completely agreed. A really nice guy, who's been funny, caring, and a good sport, aside the fact that he's cooked for the HM all this time. Nathan to win Big Brother 2010.

Funniest post today award:hugesmile:

[Jamietwo]

Nathan has such an interesting handsome face....sigh.... It would be a BB classic to see him give combineharvester a cleavland steamer

[ILoveTRW]

lol, I once saw a US reality show where a Jonny Fairplay (from survivor) actually had a **** in some girl's bed whilst she was asleep in it :shocked: so funny and he got kicked out of the house for it.

[Sabrina♥JohnJames]

lol, I once saw a US reality show where a Jonny Fairplay (from survivor) actually had a **** in some girl's bed whilst she was asleep in it :shocked: so funny and he got kicked out of the house for it.

lol

[Zippy]

He should sh!t in Shabby's hat.

Or JJ's hood.