View Full Version : rate ben's stand up comedy out of 10 ?
dirtyvileHARRYuk
03-07-2010, 01:22 PM
rate ben's stand up comedy out of 10 ?
the response is pulling me closer,
ben is so not funny, but i love his exposure.
there is not one bit fake,
i would lay my life savings on " he would never go on riki lake".
in ben's brain i can see turmoil,
and it can only increase from from the tree in the big brother garden soil.
every reaction ben has, big brother can trust,
even if he flips his lid,it will turn into viewing lust.
cards on the table, Joe has a winner,
but i said this about "freddie" my words maybe just a ethal skinner.
the good decent people always get the boot,
but i just thought with govan and rachel first out, common sense would root.
well done ben, the stand up was one big joke,
you are a comedian, ben to win, as the Joe thinks you are such a lovely bloke.
(anyone with anything bad to say about ben < get off my thread lol the joe is backing ben to win ) watch this space lol
DrunkerThanMoses
03-07-2010, 01:23 PM
2.... would be one if i didnt like him. He was really bad!
Miss Ivy Balls
03-07-2010, 01:25 PM
2 and that is only for effort. It wasn't funny.
SocietyIsRuined
03-07-2010, 01:25 PM
2, there were no jokes at all. He gets 2 for his haircut.
Claymores
03-07-2010, 01:27 PM
2, there were no jokes at all. He gets 2 for his haircut.
:joker::joker::joker:
2 for his four haircuts in one? (As ToT put-it)
arista
03-07-2010, 01:28 PM
7 he had a go at it.
Stacey.
03-07-2010, 01:28 PM
7. Was good.
chuff me dizzy
03-07-2010, 01:28 PM
10
Miss Ivy Balls
03-07-2010, 01:31 PM
10
I wouldn't even rate the likes of Alan Carr a 10.
vesavius
03-07-2010, 01:31 PM
:joker::joker::joker:
2 for his four haircuts in one? (As ToT put-it)
it's like an explosion in a shredded wheat factory :joker:
His stand up though? 1, he was dreadful and the fact that he is a professional presenter means he gets no bonuses for 'trying'.
u_drunk
03-07-2010, 01:33 PM
3...was awful
7, it was quite funny actually.
chuff me dizzy
03-07-2010, 01:35 PM
I wouldn't even rate the likes of Alan Carr a 10.
Alan Carr is off the scale ,THE best comedian along with Peter Kaye
smudgie
03-07-2010, 01:50 PM
10 out of 10 for guts. 2 out of 10 for content.
GiRTh
03-07-2010, 01:59 PM
4. I was expecting to give it a one but she wasnt as bad as I thought.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
03-07-2010, 01:59 PM
fail out of ten
Robertocarlo
03-07-2010, 02:00 PM
10 out of 10 actually. I think he did very well and I'd like to see people on here, who are critical of his performance, stand in front of all those Chavs and do what he did. He clearly does have balls ToT!
BigBrotherfan4ever
03-07-2010, 02:07 PM
8/10 he was really good what he was saying, but he seem so nervious, & that really showed.
Jack_
03-07-2010, 02:08 PM
4
Jordan.
03-07-2010, 02:10 PM
10/10 for effort, he handled it really well and was actually pretty good :joker:
Angus
03-07-2010, 02:33 PM
2/10 for material
9/10 for delivery
10/10 for having the guts to do it at all.
I doubt any of the other HMs could have pulled it off as well as Ben did.
Jords
03-07-2010, 02:36 PM
7.5/10
starry
03-07-2010, 02:55 PM
Why did he have to mention Sunshine so she would hear boos again? Stupid.
Robertocarlo
03-07-2010, 02:57 PM
Why did he have to mention Sunshine so she would hear boos again? Stupid.
He was nervous and didn't do it on purpose. Don't forget, he probably thought she was loved seeing she'd been put up before and survived. I think he was genuinely shocked at the boos.
discotheque
03-07-2010, 02:58 PM
Zero for the jokes. Five for a valiant effort.
Frank E
03-07-2010, 03:23 PM
8.
He had good presence. Most of the others would have been shrinking violets in the same situation.
He wasn;t think he was given pean and paper to plan his scipt.
Quipping about morons to an assemblage waiting for a BB eviction of a HM was class.
I dont think he has much confidence in himself, so the exercise will boost him a bit.
dirtyvileHARRYuk
03-07-2010, 03:29 PM
i think you lot are being way to harsh and not given the credit he deserved < shame on you all lol
vesavius
03-07-2010, 03:37 PM
i think you lot are being way to harsh and not given the credit he deserved < shame on you all lol
As a professional presenter he was ok at standing there delivering his stuff, but that material itself was just so bad....
I am surprised people have marked him higher tbh.
eye sea
03-07-2010, 03:41 PM
10 out of 10, for sheer guts.
But the material was 1.8 out of 10. :rolleyes:
Kaaarenn!
03-07-2010, 03:41 PM
It wasn't that funny. I'd give him a 2 or 3. But I do like him and he did try. Fair play to him :)
dirtyvileHARRYuk
03-07-2010, 03:51 PM
the farct it was so naff makes it so funny < you just dont get it you lot < this guy is a legend
Patrick
03-07-2010, 03:52 PM
For being funny - 2
For having the balls to do it - 10
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