Dave is a real Christian

[BB_Eye]

Going through all of that just so no one else had to.

[stonedape]

Cue ElProximo and the "Dave is an anti-Christian" brigade for fireworks please! :elephant:

[pixee]

Are you just trying to wind people up lol? i don't get this thread. (incidently if you are i have np with that lol)

[BB_Eye]

In all seriousness though, he is a total ledge. If there is no reward for this in the afterlife, he should at least get far in the show.

[BB_Eye]

Are you just trying to wind people up lol? i don't get this thread. (incidently if you are i have np with that lol)

Lol, no... not intentionally anyway. :o

[pixee]

Lol, no... not intentionally anyway. :o

Haha i shall remain silent and enjoy :)

[Angus]

For a selfless Christian he made quite a song and dance about it, and made damn sure everyone knew how much he had suffered on their behalf (oh wait, didn't someone else already make the ultimate sacrifice a couple of thousand years ago?)

[jjj2]

Dave did 25 minutes not 45 minutes as he said and he quit early when hawke left the room . big brother let him off easy.

[BB_Eye]

For a selfless Christian he made quite a song and dance about it, and made damn sure everyone knew how much he had suffered on their behalf (oh wait, didn't someone else already make the ultimate sacrifice a couple of thousand years ago?)

I don't know... I think Dave was just miffed for being dropped in it by Ben... even though Dave carried on with it voluntarily. But as they say... he that humbleth himself wishes to be exhalted. :D

[cassieparis]

to labour and not ask for reward
Jesus said “If anyone would be first, he must be last of all and servant of all.” and not bleedin well moan about it Dave!

[BB_Eye]

to labour and not ask for reward
Jesus said “If anyone would be first, he must be last of all and servant of all.” and not bleedin well moan about it Dave!

I like Dave, but maybe he is more vane than we think.

[chuff me dizzy]

Dave is defo no friend of Bens ,****** me how many times did he tell hm8s the gi called Ben a coward? did he really even have to tell them? A true friend would not even have mentioned it Wan*er

[chuff me dizzy]

Dave did 25 minutes not 45 minutes as he said and he quit early when hawke left the room . big brother let him off easy.

He also said (lf) he did 45 press up !! did he $h1taslike !!

[mrsme]

Dave is no true Christian. A true Christian would have done it and kept his mouth shut. He came out the small task room and transformed himself into superman the vain little squirt.

[Shasown]

I dont see the link between doing a task on Big Brother and being a Christian, its not like they fed the ****er to the lions

[BB_Eye]

He also said (lf) he did 45 press up !! did he $h1taslike !!

I suspect he lied about it to land Ben even further into it, because he resented Ben making him do it. His eye-for-an-eye mentality is very Old Testament. :nono:

[BB_Eye]

I dont see the link between doing a task on Big Brother and being a Christian, its not like they fed the ****er to the lions

Of course not... imagine the complaints to Ofcom. ;)

[Shasown]

All told he did about 45 pressups, he did a few after his running on the spot, then near the end he had to do one for each housemate, then same again but naming them on each pressup, he also did ten saying bens name.

[jjj2]

Dave is no true Christian. A true Christian would have done it and kept his mouth shut. He came out the small task room and transformed himself into superman the vain little squirt.Dave the king of Spin.

[Shasown]

Of course not... imagine the complaints to Ofcom. ;)

nah I doubt that, Gavin wasnt a real person :wink:

[stonedape]

Dave is no true Christian. A true Christian would have done it and kept his mouth shut. He came out the small task room and transformed himself into superman the vain little squirt.

Dave is just following the example of Jesus, who selflessly sacrificed his life save all sinners...


...and then came back 3 days later to brag about it. And then ascended into heaven where he'd be worshiped as king of existence forever and send those who didn't believe him to eternally burn. Huge sacrifices. :spin2:

[mrsme]

Dave the king of Spin.


Did you mean Dave the king of **** ?:elephant: