Masturbategate

[eviled2010]

Nathan has forever got his hands down his pants fondling his crown jewels...very offputting when he is the house chef!
:elephant:

[Livia]

I Noticed that too! Ewwwww... I hope they've got a good antibacterial handwash and a nailbrush in the kitchen... and I hope he uses it.

[Kazanne]

Nathan has forever got his hands down his pants fondling his crown jewels...very offputting when he is the house chef!
:elephant:

I wouldn't descibe it as crown jewels more like,grubby stones:joker:

[Mac Hiavellian]

Secret sauce :eek:

[fruit_cake]

lets be honest, this isn't a man who washes his hands after going to the loo does he?? i wouldn't want him cooking for me, but i suppose whatever doesn't kill us makes us fat!!

[discotheque]

Mario was in bed with Ife last night and told her he was going to have one off the wrist.

It was a horrible sight and a horrible suggestion.

[WOMBAI]

Nathan has forever got his hands down his pants fondling his crown jewels...very offputting when he is the house chef!
:elephant:

I would imagine 'crown jewels' to be rather generous in his case! :joker:

[Livia]

I would imagine 'crown jewels' to be rather generous in his case! :joker:

Yeah, less 'crown jewels' and more 'costume jewellery' I'm thinking...

[hotleggs]

he likes too play with his nuts he will have nutty hands when hes done mmmm good cook haha

[eviled2010]

I would imagine 'crown jewels' to be rather generous in his case! :joker:

LOLOL:elephant:

[flamingGalah!]

He's disgusting, I never see him wash his hands before he starts preparing food... Eeewww...

[big_bother]

He's disgusting, I never see him wash his hands before he starts preparing food... Eeewww...

Really? ...are you giving constant observation around the clock?! ..

[rapunza1977]

Does Nathan shower ? he actually loko dead dead duuuurty to me :)

[WOMBAI]

Does Nathan shower ? he actually loko dead dead duuuurty to me :)

I know what you mean - he looks shabby (god forbid, two of them) and dirty - and just very un-cool and unattractive! He hands seem to be permanently entrenched either up his nose or in his pants! I really can't believe the girls eat the food he cooks - just churns my stomach thinking about it

[eviled2010]

I wouldn't give his cooking to my dog..I really don't know why housemates haven't confronted him about his dirty antics or at least bitched about it.
I mean, he is handling and COOKING their food for Chrissakes!
:devil:

[Kaaarenn!]

Secret sauce :eek:

Hahahaha!
I'm sure the housemates would love that! :nono: :laugh: