Top 20 worst songs of all time

[BB_Eye]

You can put them in order or not at all depending on your preference.

So which songs do you want to see die in a fire? :)
Here are my choices.

Andrew Lloyd Webber - "Time to Say Goodbye" (toe-curlingly saccharine)
Andrew Lloyd Webber - "Pie Jesu"
Bananarama - "T'ain't What You Do (It's the Way That You Do It)"
Renee and Renato - "Save Your Love"
Brian Adams - "Everything I Do (I Do it For You)"
Wheatus - "Teenage Dirtbag"
MC Hammer - "Can't Touch This"
Jay Z - "99 Problems (But a Bitch Ain't One)"
N.E.R.D. - "Lapdance"
Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland - "Dilemma"
Elton John - "Candle In the Wind '97"
Paolo Nutini - "Candy"
Phil Collins - "Against all Odds"
Whitney Houston - "The Greatest Love of All"
Eva Cassidy - "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
Coldplay - "Fix You"
Nickelback - "How You Remind Me"
Queens of the Stone Age - "No One Knows"
The Noisettes - "Never Forget You"
R. Kelly - "I Believe I Can Fly" (actually, this would probably be my number 1 most hated if I put them in order)

Honourable mentions:
Mariah Carey - "Hero" (didn't make the list, because it has some comedy value)
Everything Creed ever recorded (ditto)

[Patrick]

The Noisettes - "Always Remember Me"



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It's called 'Never Forget You' and it is a great song. :rolleyes:

['Conor]

somewhere over the rainbow is a great song!

[BB_Eye]

It's called 'Never Forget You' and it is a great song. :rolleyes:

My mistake... corrected now... still hate the song though. :D

[Locke.]

You've got some great songs on that list :joker:

[Shaun]

how can you have a list like that when there's songs like Cheeky Girls :\

Fix You, No One Knows, Never Forget You and Teenage Dirtbag are great songs.

[BB_Eye]

how can you have a list like that when there's songs like Cheeky Girls :\

Fix You, No One Knows, Never Forget You and Teenage Dirtbag are great songs.

The Cheeky Girls are so vacuous and such non-entities that I actually don't consider them offensive, relatively speaking (they're still terrible, don't get me wrong). Their's aren't the sort of songs that will played everywhere, torturing torturing every listener it can find

Songs that are imbued with excessive, childlike sentimentality (power ballads) or haughty, misogynistic swagger (mainstream gangster rap) are what I feel a more passionate dislike towards.

[Shaun]

Trying not to make this too recent, but it would be easy to pick 20 from this year :p ...

1. La Roux - Bulletproof
2. Florence + the Machine - You've Got The Love - sick. and. ****ing. tired. of. this. Candi Staton's is infinitely better.
3. "I'd Rather Jack (Than Fleetwood Mac)" - OFFENSIVE. FLEETWOOD ARE GODS.
4. Madonna - Candy Shop - oh god, love, put it away.
5. Professor Green (feat. Lily Allen) - Dub Be Good To Me - Beats International is UNTOUCHABLE. tossers.
6. Beyoncé - Check On It - ew.
7. Westlife - What About Now - another cover, another paycheck for another useless and ****e boyband.
8. Josh Dubovie - That Sounds Good To Me - does it, Pete Waterman? How does a guillotine sound?
9. Rihanna - Unfaithful - her voice in this really grates on me, it has a nails-on-blackboard effect.
10. DJ Ironik feat. a plethora of twats - Tiny Dancer - LEAVE ELTON THE **** ALONE.
11. Young Soul Rebels - I Got Soul - where do I start? The name is a barefaced lie - the artists participating have about as much soul and rebellious nature as Gyles Brandreth, it's a terrible cover of a great song.
12. Robbie Williams - Rudebox - oh dear.
13. David Bowie - God Only Knows - just to be fair...as much as I love him, this was a terrible decision.
14. Akon - Lonely - probably the most irritating song ever.
15. The Crazy Frog - almost as annoying.
16. Any X Factor Finalists cover. You Are Not Alone is marginally worst.
17. Whoever sang it first - Unchained Melody - just cringeworthy.
18. Cliff Richard - The Millenium Prayer - roflroflrofl
19. Anything Geri Halliwell did - "Look At Me" comes to mind.
20. Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby - never touch Bowie/Queen hooks.

[Simone.]

Anything by N-Dubz or Tinchy Styder :/

[spitfire]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4&feature=related

[BB_Eye]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4&feature=related

Is that John Barnes? :eek:

Whoever told him he could rap deserves to be thrown into the vacuum of space.

[lol]

Chacarron Macarron - El Mudo
You Suffer - Napalm Death (It's literally 2 seconds long LOL)
I'm A Rat - Towers of London
False Love in Real Life - Emmure
One Time - Justin Bieber
Airplanes - B.O.B & Hayley Williams
Pray for Plagues - Bring Me The Horizon
As Palaces Burn - Lamb of God (I like Lamb of God, but that song makes my ears bleed)
Weightless - All Time Low
Ridin Dirty - Chamillionaire
Miracles - Insane Clown Posse (The lyrics alone are enough to make the song ****)
Ignorance - Paramore
Dance Dance - Fall out Boy
Eyeless - Bring Me The Horizon (Worst cover ever created)
I Know You Want Me - Pitbull
Do You Know Your Enemy - Greenday (I like Greenday but the lyrics are so repetitive and boring)
Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse
Numb - Linkin Park ft Jay Z (Song was perfect on its own, but Jay Z came and killed it completely)
Rockstar - Nickelback
Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson

[GiRTh]

All the full lists have got decent songs yet there's no mention of those irritating novelty songs like Macarena, Chripy Chripy cheep cheep and Shadapp you face. Get some perspective people

[LemonJam]

Novelty songs are too easy to list and are pretty much agiven, so heres my others :p

La Roux - Bulletproof
Mozarts Clarinet Concerto
Wagner - Die Walkure
Lady GaGa - Pokerface
Andre 3000 - Pink and Blue
New Found Glory - I'll Never Love Again
Dizzee Rascal - Bonkers
Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
Kylie Minogue - Can't get you outta my Head
Usher - OMG
Tinie Tempah - Pass Out
Gorillaz - Dare
Led Zepplin - Immigrant Song
Cheryl Cole - 3 Words

EDIT for moar:

Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice

Will add more when I think of them

[Shaun]

*throws things at you for Immigrant Song*

[GiRTh]

Gorillaz-Dare. :shocked: Great song.
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[BB_Eye]

Novelty songs are too easy to list and are pretty much agiven, so heres my others :p

Exactly, it's much more fun this way.


Mozarts Clarinet Concerto
Wagner - Die Walkure


You monster! :eek:

[BB_Eye]

Gorillaz-Dare. :shocked: Great song.


Not a bad song at all... it just sadly got played to death.

[GiRTh]

Novelty songs are too easy to list and are pretty much agiven, so heres my others :p
But, the songs mentioned are perfectly good songs. I agree the like of OMG by Usher is a bad song but so many mentioned are great songs.

My list of non novelty songs.

Replay - Iyaz
Smack dat - Akon
Right now (na na na) - Akon
Sorry blame it on me - Akon

Can you see a pattern forming?

Will add more later.

[LemonJam]

*throws things at you for Immigrant Song*

Repetitive and boring IMO.

Gorillaz-Dare. :shocked: Great song.

I can see the appeal, I just find it SO irritating.

You monster! :eek:

Hahaha, sorry I know you love the man, I just find it somewhat too much, but that's what Wagner did well. No doubt he's a musical genius, just really, really not my thing :p

EDIT: Oh and just the 2nd movement of the Clarient Concerto really. Just find it dead dire.

But, the songs mentioned are perfectly good songs. I agree the like of OMG by Usher is a bad song but so many mentioned are great songs.


Fair enough, I just find them either boring/irritating/overplayed and jammed into your skull pushing you close to a muderous rampage.

[Twilight]

This is gonna be hard:/ i might aswell just list most of the songs in the top 40 over the last 4 years :P

[Shaun]

anything that constitutes as a Britney Spears album track is worthy of a mention also. Email My Heart and Mmm Papi...hahaha

[lol]

2. Florence + the Machine - You've Got The Love - sick. and. ****ing. tired. of. this. Candi Staton's is infinitely better.

Yes!
I thought I was the only one who thought this. :P
I like Florence but she killed that completely. :/

[LaLaLand]

Feed The World - Band Aid. Awful song.

[BB_Eye]

Feed The World - Band Aid. Awful song.

Not to mention patronising

Speaking of which...

-K_P6G0E7oE

A spare bit of change is all that I give
How is that gonna help when you've got nowhere to live?
Some turn away so they don't see
I bet you'd look if that were me

How did you fall?
Did you fall at all?
Is it lonely where you are sleeping in between parked cars?
When it thunders where do you hide from the storm?

Could you ever forgive my self-pity?
When you've got nothing and youire living on the streets of the city
I couldn't live without my phone
But you don't even have a home

LOL

[James]

Anything with the word 'feat.' in it, I've noticed is pretty bad.

[Ross]

Anything with the word 'feat.' in it, I've noticed is pretty bad.

Really? :o

[red]

crazy frog - absolutely no contest.