BREAKING NEWS!!! Senior BB Employee Sacked

[Bigbrofan25]

In a surprise move today BB Producers sacked one of their senior employees after the latest series of Big Brother failed to attract the expected ratings. The show, described by many as one of the most boring of all time, took its first casualty when Murphy Rossi was fired earlier this afternoon. Mr. Rossi, a one legged gay Australian, who used to be a priest, called it a heinous decision and said “I chose housemates that would appeal to the majority of viewers. It’s not my fault the tasks were rubbish”.

A Big Brother spokesman confirmed Mr. Rossi had been relieved from his post as Chief Housemate selector and would be replaced in due course. Three new housemates will enter the house tomorrow in a last ditch attempt to save the show.

(from today's London Evening News)
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[Alpertinator]

Why don't they just do an online poll or an online and phone poll, asking the public which shortlisters they want in? Simples! Christ...

[Barbie]

Ermm, since when do we need a new housemate selector person, BB is over after this series??

[jtalh2003]

Last ditch attempt to save the show? erm thought it was over after this lol

[Alpertinator]

Anyway no wonder Dave is in, oh and JJ too... oh and Steve. This guy relates to all three of them.

[billy123]

stop copy and pasting threads from ds its pathetic
http://piratevitamins.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/super-retard3.jpg

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Oh how sad for him... oh well the show must go on!

[Zippy]

Well whoever chose the 3 new HMs this week should be sacked. And punched.

I despair at their thinking. Ruining the show for all the fans.

[MrWong]

This wasn't funny when i read in on DS either.

[Jordan.]

LOL harsh. Some of this years bunch have been great IMO.

[Speedster]

In a surprise move today BB Producers sacked one of their senior employees after the latest series of Big Brother failed to attract the expected ratings. The show, described by many as one of the most boring of all time, took its first casualty when Murphy Rossi was fired earlier this afternoon. Mr. Rossi, a one legged gay Australian, who used to be a priest, called it a heinous decision and said “I chose housemates that would appeal to the majority of viewers. It’s not my fault the tasks were rubbish”.

A Big Brother spokesman confirmed Mr. Rossi had been relieved from his post as Chief Housemate selector and would be replaced in due course. Three new housemates will enter the house tomorrow in a last ditch attempt to save the show.

(from today's London Evening News)
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A 1 legged gay australian?. There's some thing not right about this. Are you winding us up?.

[Mystrios]

A 1 legged gay australian?. There's some thing not right about this. Are you winding us up?.

My thoughts exactly

[billy123]

A 1 legged gay australian?. There's some thing not right about this. Are you winding us up?.
http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/dgiharris/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

[fuzzylovin]

Id say the only ones they did good on choosing, is josie, shabby,ben, and sunshine

[vesavius]

stop copy and pasting threads from ds its pathetic
http://piratevitamins.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/super-retard3.jpg


:joker::joker::joker:

[Barbie]

One legged, Steve
Priest - Dave
Gay - Shabby, Mario, Ben
Australian - John James

He accounts for half the housemates!! :O

[Vladimir]

One legged, Steve
Priest - Dave
Gay - Shabby, Mario, Ben
Australian - John James

He accounts for half the housemates!! :O


Good point. :joker:

[lynz]

A 1 legged gay australian?. There's some thing not right about this. Are you winding us up?.

LOL - who used to be a priest. Of course this is a windup.

[Peter Plunker]

Gullible much?

[jtalh2003]

A 1 legged gay australian?. There's some thing not right about this. Are you winding us up?.
yea am surprised it was not a 1 legged gay Australian scouser toff who used to be a dancing priest till he gave it up to become a squatter

[Barbie]

Good point. :joker:

I wonder if he is a vegan, attracted to hairy monobrows and loves a fake tan!? and lives in Bristol

[Zippy]

Explains JJ being in the house. And Steve probably.

Wonder if he knew JJ from BB Australia? Hmmm

[BB_Eye]

stop copy and pasting threads from ds its pathetic
http://piratevitamins.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/super-retard3.jpg

lmao

[Speedster]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/dgiharris/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

Lol, yeah, ok. Point taken, I was just trying to be polite when I asked if it was a wind-up. :)

[Angus]

stop copy and pasting threads from ds its pathetic
http://piratevitamins.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/super-retard3.jpg

THIS!
and by the way it's a hoax.

[shaz20]

A 1 legged gay australian?. There's some thing not right about this. Are you winding us up?.
:shocked: Omg you aren't serious? of course its a wind up :joker::devil:

[Beso]

Well whoever chose the 3 new HMs this week should be sacked. And punched.

I despair at their thinking. Ruining the show for all the fans.

give them a chance at least ffs....:sleep:

[fingers]

One legged, Steve
Priest - Dave
Gay - Shabby, Mario, Ben
Australian - John James

He accounts for half the housemates!! :O

You missed out Heinous - Scabby!

[Bigbrofan25]

That Andrew guy looks well what can I say so geeky and so boring its totally shocking:eek:

[Frank E]

Haha, had me fooled for a minute/

[Zippy]

give them a chance at least ffs....:sleep:

We dont have time for slow burners with hidden depths. That Andrew is clearly not gonna impact on any HMs. At this point we need impact to shake up the house.

The other two I will give a chance.

[Speedster]

:shocked: Omg you aren't serious? of course its a wind up :joker::devil:


Yes, I know it was a wind up. I was just trying to be polite when I asked the question :)

[eye sea]

OP....fail.:sleep::sleep:

[Lwize]

A one-legged gay Australian walks into a bar...

[lol]

http://i524.photobucket.com/albums/cc326/dgiharris/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

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[4ndy3]

Why don't they just do an online poll or an online and phone poll, asking the public which shortlisters they want in? Simples! Christ...

Totally agree with this idea!

Well whoever chose the 3 new HMs this week should be sacked. And punched.

I despair at their thinking. Ruining the show for all the fans.

The geek is just like ben and keeley is just like corin imo... Not a good job.