Caption competition?

[setanta]

Can we start that up again? It was a common feature during last year's Big Brother and I found it very enjoyable. Anyone agree?

[serensilver]

we can but i dont know how to upload the pics lol! i'll just quess the captions lmao x

[setanta]

Yep, I'm the same. Have no idea where to find good screenshots to use for it; just enjoyed doing them. Passes the time when they're sleeping, right? lol

[Jordan.]

I think there has been a few threads on it this year but they just get left because they are not updated.

[Beso]

I used to do them over on c4.

[Josy]

I think there has been a few threads on it this year but they just get left because they are not updated.

Yeah i made one at the start of the serious but it disappeared into the land of lost posts :hugesmile:

[Malza]

I always put up pics in the LF
So, anyone should feel free to use them

[Beso]

I always put up pics in the LF
So, anyone should feel free to use them

would you mind if we posted in the live feed?

[setanta]

I always put up pics in the LF
So, anyone should feel free to use them

Post an interesting one in here then Malza just to start us all off if you want, no?

[setanta]

Yeah i made one at the start of the serious but it disappeared into the land of lost posts :hugesmile:

Sorry Josy, didn't realise it's already been done this year. Just popped into my head tonight for some reason.

[Beso]

Post an interesting one in here then Malza just to start us all off if you want, no?

please.:blush:

[Malza]

What is Ben saying?

http://www.abload.de/img/09876ka0i.jpg

a) This is not hair, this is my brain growing out
b) Is there still a bird in the nest
c) I don't use hairspray, it's all mental power

[setanta]

"Talk to the hair, cuz the rest of me isn't listening darling."

[Beso]

What is Ben saying?

http://www.abload.de/img/09876ka0i.jpg

a) This is not hair, this is my brain growing out
b) Is there still a bird in the nest
c) I don't use hairspray, it's all mental power

I may have a gold bangle on John james!, but it's nowhere near as silly as my hair.

[Malza]

No, officer, I am not drunk, you see, I will easily spot my nose with my finger

[Malza]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

[setanta]

What is Ben saying?

http://www.abload.de/img/09876ka0i.jpg

a) This is not hair, this is my brain growing out
b) Is there still a bird in the nest
c) I don't use hairspray, it's all mental power

"It may look silly to you young man, but this was voted most elegant hair piece at the annual 18th century Buckingham Palace banquet."

[Malza]

"It may look silly to you young man, but this was voted most elegant hair piece at the annual 18th century Buckingham Palace banquet."

:laugh3:

[Beso]

"It may look silly to you young man, but this was voted most elegant hair piece at the annual 18th century Buckingham Palace banquet."



I heard it was best presented dish.:joker:

[setanta]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

"That metal aint worth a pi$$ sunshine. My two bad boys would have you any day of the week."

[setanta]

I heard it was best presented dish.:joker:

"Oh, and you should have seen the extraordinarily beautiful dining gown I wore."

[Malza]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

Steve thinking "How many new legs would I get out of titan?"

[setanta]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

"What unit have you been serving in soldier?"

[Malza]

http://www.abload.de/img/09876ka0i.jpg

After BB this piece of hair goes off, to fill Queen Elisabeth's new mattress

[Malza]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

So, can you get ma a autograph of Darth Vader then?

[Malza]

And another one

http://www.abload.de/img/09876kbic.jpg

[Mrluvaluva]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

You look a bit different to how you looked in your photo on the web.

[setanta]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

"Look lad, I know it'll be tough for you, but with the right mental attitude you can adjust to normal life again, but for God's sake, take that apron off. You look like a right wally."

[Malza]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

Get some tattoos mate, and I bet they will ask you to take part in a reality-show

[setanta]

And another one

http://www.abload.de/img/09876kbic.jpg

JJ "Yeah, you did a better job up here sheila" Filthy, sorry.

[Malza]

http://www.abload.de/img/09876kbic.jpg

Dave, get the hand of me, it's not working, the hair does not grow

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/09072010--02-06-18.jpg

[Molehole]

And another one

http://www.abload.de/img/09876kbic.jpg

The whack-a-mole task was a resounding success

[Shiloh]

The whack-a-mole task was a resounding success

HAHAH!! You sir are God.

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/09072010--02-06-18.jpg

Shabby, we will have a little scabby

[Molehole]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

BB Housemate Steve has been hailed as an international hero after single-handedly defeating the leader of the robot invaders. He told Titan to pull the other one

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/07072010--20-24-07.jpg

Not comfortable, but at last she can't suck her thumb as long as I sit here

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-261.jpg

[billy123]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-261.jpg
I thought it was just a fart!!

[eye sea]

we can but i dont know how to upload the pics lol! i'll just quess the captions lmao x

You're kidding.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

What is Ben saying?

http://www.abload.de/img/09876ka0i.jpg

a) This is not hair, this is my brain growing out
b) Is there still a bird in the nest
c) I don't use hairspray, it's all mental power

I came out of the womb looking like this. It makes me very individual and it is the source of my superioty.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

Titan:you-whisk-like-a-girl
Steve:yeah but you ain't got one of these do you? *reaches below*
After a silence
Titan:affirmitive

[HBB1508]

[QUOTE=Malza;3466343]What is Ben saying?

http://www.abload.de/img/09876ka0i.jpg

Here's one I picked earlier.

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-290.jpg

[Malza]

Throwing some more in

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-267.jpg

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/14072010--01-45-15.jpg

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-290.jpg

referring to skeleton-
Ben:right we took care of Mario..who's next..
Dave:Hold on..i'm drunk on love right now

[HBB1508]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-290.jpg[/QUOTE]

That's a bit of an extreme diet Josey has been on.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

double post

[Shasown]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg

Right me old son, if its a pissing competition you want quit the crap and get your cock out.


Its true what they say Titan. You can beat an egg but you cant beat a w**k

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-290.jpg

Private Dave, your mission is to spread my glory all over this house, you may refer to me as "the lord"

[Josy]

I thought it was just a fart!!

Lmao :laugh3:

[Josy]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-290.jpg

Private Dave, your mission is to spread my glory all over this house, you may refer to me as "the lord"

Ben to Dave: "I'm really not feeling the glory at the moment"

[Josy]

Throwing some more in

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-267.jpg

Josie: "I've just shat myself"

[BOOSH]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-290.jpg

"I thought I told you to feed Mario last night, now look at him!"

[setanta]

Throwing some more in

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-267.jpg

Josie's continuing obsession with thumb sucking has resulted in a bout of lockjaw.

[MaratSafinForever]

"It may look silly to you young man, but this was voted most elegant hair piece at the annual 18th century Buckingham Palace banquet."

I just about lol'd. :joker:

[setanta]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-290.jpg
"

Dave is beginning to realise that he should never have accepted Ben's invitation to a weekend stay at the family estate.

"You know, Mumsy told me I should keep some souvenirs friom my days at boarding school down here in the dungeon, oh, I mean cellar."

[HBB1508]

Dave is beginning to realise that he should never have accepted Ben's invitation to a weekend stay at the family estate.

"You know, Mumsy told me I should keep some souvenirs friom my days at boarding school down here in the dungeon, oh, I mean cellar."

:laugh3:

[setanta]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/07072010--20-24-07.jpg


Sex starved and gagging for it, Josie and JJ decide to come up with a rather unique form of contraception. Still though, by the look on their faces they seem to be enjoying the experience.

[ange7]

Next

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/08072010--15-25-49.jpg
where were you when I needed you!!!?

[ange7]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/09072010--02-06-18.jpg
what does a bitch feel like?
(sorry....I actually like her in the house)

[ange7]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-261.jpg
YMCA UK tryouts

[Beso]

sherrif fatman.

[ange7]

Throwing some more in

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-267.jpg
"oi you seen my thumb?"

[ange7]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-261.jpg
"the milky bars are IN me"

[setanta]

"the milky bars are IN me"

Nice.:laugh:

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Poc-44.jpg

[Beso]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Poc-44.jpg

Where's your legs corin?

[Josy]

"the milky bars are IN me"

LMAO :laugh3:

[guigy]

Where's your legs corin?

You just them aswell FATMAN !

[Malza]

http://www.abload.de/img/09876oosk.jpg

That will give you the AXE effect, so Josie will forget about John immediately

[Malza]

http://www.abload.de/img/098761shl.jpg

[Malza]

http://www.abload.de/img/098762ugq.jpg

Whers my Josie... Whers miiiiii JOSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-290.jpg

Private Dave, your mission is to spread my glory all over this house, you may refer to me as "the lord"

Ben: My penis looks like a jelly baby

Dave: dont call me baby

[Malza]

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8900/09876o.jpg

See Andrew, this is how it feels when angels give you a blowjob :D

[JHB]

*titters*

[Malza]

Children's Book Title: My little caterpillar

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8863/09876m.jpg

[ange7]

http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/8900/09876o.jpg

See Andrew, this is how it feels when angels give you a blowjob :D
Dave:"...and then my little Andrew, what she did is, she took that bottle and put it where no bottle was meant to go.. what d'ya think of that mai boy?"
Andrew:"ahhh but where will we find a women AND a bottle nearby?"

[BBfan46]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_16/09072010--02-06-18.jpg

Hmm... My dignity's not there, where the **** did that go :conf:

[BBfan46]

Throwing some more in

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Pic-267.jpg

Josie dons her best crab eyes impersonation.

[BBfan46]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/14072010--01-45-15.jpg

Corin was dumbfounded that she could be in two places at once.

[BBfan46]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_17/Poc-44.jpg

Steve enjoys a quiet moment with his visiting wife.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Corin was dumbfounded that she could be in two places at once.

:joker:

[Malza]

http://i967.photobucket.com/albums/ae160/MalzaSpeziale/BB10_20_-_BBUK11/28072010--20-27-26-1.jpg

Day 50 2.15pm. Some Housemates are in the bed, Mario and Ben talking about the birds living in Bens hair.

[Malza]

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4536/09876t.jpg

:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: My missus has dumped me, and I have no idea why

[Malza]

Oh Steve.... I don't care about your legs, you are still such a stallion

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7629/09876ia.jpg

[Ethan.k]

Oh Steve.... I don't care about your legs, you are still such a stallion

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7629/09876ia.jpg

Rachels found something that keeps her quiet!!!! it means andrew gets to pull his meat and everyones happy :joker:

[Malza]

http://www.abload.de/img/09876iori.jpg


For more captions:

http://www.abload.de/img/09876e0j9.jpg

[Malza]

Jooooooosiiiiiiiii
Where is the ticket to the fiiiinaaaaal?


http://www.abload.de/img/09876qaud.jpg