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carpetman0569
09-07-2010, 10:23 PM
.....cause that's how I roll! :blush:
oddballmisfitsFTW
09-07-2010, 10:24 PM
you can have sloppy seconds after me :tongue: :joker:
Jase.
09-07-2010, 10:25 PM
Epic fail thread.
bbfan1991
09-07-2010, 10:25 PM
She's pretty:)... but I don't like the fake tan.
GypsyGoth
09-07-2010, 10:26 PM
She is not a dwarf.
carpetman0569
09-07-2010, 10:27 PM
She is not a dwarf.

Ok.... Midget.
GypsyGoth
09-07-2010, 10:38 PM
Ok.... Midget.

She is not! :cloud:
carpetman0569
09-07-2010, 10:41 PM
She is not! :cloud:

What is she then??
oddballmisfitsFTW
10-07-2010, 04:14 AM
What is she then??

A HOT LITTLE MINX :dance:
Colbert-Bump
10-07-2010, 04:34 AM
Yeah but would the dwarf shag you?
starry
10-07-2010, 06:43 AM
Yeah but would the dwarf shag you?

haha, exactly.

And of course she isn't a dwarf, just a small woman, plenty like that.
WOMBAI
10-07-2010, 06:47 AM
Yeah but would the dwarf shag you?

My thoughts exactly! I think we already know the answer to that! :joker:
LaFloss666
10-07-2010, 06:56 AM
Yeah I totally would tbf
Stacey.
10-07-2010, 06:57 AM
She's really pretty.
Julie10
10-07-2010, 08:14 AM
What is she then??


She is a woman you booby!:shocked:
discotheque
10-07-2010, 08:18 AM
You'll be lucky. Andrew is gonna claim her for himself
Angus
10-07-2010, 09:03 AM
What is she then??

5ft tall.
Kazanne
10-07-2010, 09:15 AM
.....cause that's how I roll! :blush:

Crucial question is..........Would she s--g you.:joker::joker::joker::joker:
WOMBAI
10-07-2010, 09:32 AM
Crucial question is..........Would she s--g you.:joker::joker::joker::joker:

I get the impression she is quite fussy - so he would probably be out of luck! :joker:
Beso
10-07-2010, 09:44 AM
she needs a flat head so I can shove my pint on it as she sucks ma boaby!
Livia
10-07-2010, 10:13 AM
she needs a flat head so I can shove my pint on it as she sucks ma boaby!

God, this place is going to the dogs.
eye sea
10-07-2010, 10:28 AM
.....cause that's how I roll! :blush:

The one time your two-inch penis might come in handy then.:joker:
Beso
10-07-2010, 10:34 AM
God, this place is going to the dogs.

add me to the list...woof.
carpetman0569
10-07-2010, 02:30 PM
Crucial question is..........Would she s--g you.:joker::joker::joker::joker:

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal:blush:
discotheque
10-07-2010, 02:33 PM
If you're not a brain dead footballer or some type-A business knob then I don't think she's interested.