PDA

View Full Version : John James John James given task by Tree

Visage
10-07-2010, 09:16 AM
John James has been given his first task by the Tree of Temptation.

After waking up earlier than his fellow housemates, he went to the bathroom, where he encountered the Tree.

"Oi Skippy," it began. "I have to admit I've never been to Australia, but my mum got a bit busy with a eucalyptus tree so I know what you lot are like."

The Tree of Temptation continued by telling John James that he would win something "very special" if he tells each individual housemate a made-up, ridiculous fact about Australia.

"I've been watching you Skippy, and subtlety ain't your strong point," it added, to which John James replied: "You're one to talk!"

"Don’t answer back Skippy," the Tree replied, "'Cos if you fail the task, or speak to anyone about the Tree of Temptation or of my whereabouts you'll face the true wrath of the Tree of Temptation.

"Now rack off, bucko."
ange7
10-07-2010, 09:44 AM
Should be easy ... most are clueless about Australia so he he should be able to make up loads of unbelievable BS. Now I need to get to work ...where's my kangaroo saddle?.
terryrow
10-07-2010, 09:59 AM
Should be easy ... most are clueless about Australia so he he should be able to make up loads of unbelievable BS. Now I need to get to work ...where's my kangaroo saddle?.

yeah, but mostaustralians are clueless too.
ange7
10-07-2010, 10:08 AM
yeah, but mostaustralians are clueless too.
shhh up trolly. I got more clues than Sherlock Holmes. We Aussies are 'brainzy' and have been 'taughted' good with big books'n'stuff!
arista
10-07-2010, 10:11 AM
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/2010/Jul/10/tree-of-temptation-task-austra-liar/play.c4


The VT of the the Cockney Tree and Skippy.
biggestbrother
10-07-2010, 10:16 AM
So glad to see mroe of the tree! Thought it was gonna quieten down now since ALL the HM's know about it.
Livia
10-07-2010, 10:21 AM
People will probably make allowances for him, knowing that Australians are mostly friendly, confident, good at sports... but not exactly deep thinkers.
StGeorge
10-07-2010, 10:26 AM
JJ must of felt at home....finally getting to chat with a fellow plank.
ange7
10-07-2010, 10:29 AM
People will probably make allowances for him, knowing that Australians are mostly friendly, confident, good at sports... but not exactly deep thinkers.
lol another one having a cheeky go! We'z iz soooo deep that we bury and our heads deeper in the sand than anyone! How's that for deep thinking. I await your apology. :P
http://mortgagecoeurdalene.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/head-in-sand.jpg
ange7
10-07-2010, 10:31 AM
JJ must of felt at home....finally getting to chat with a fellow plank.
now wait....what? and then there were 3.
StGeorge
10-07-2010, 10:39 AM
now wait....what? and then there were 3.

Oh sorry....i was counting JJs 2 braincells as 1.
fingers
10-07-2010, 11:00 AM
Oh sorry....i was counting JJs 2 braincells as 1.

He HAS only 1 !!:devil::dance:
smudgie
10-07-2010, 11:04 AM
:joker::joker: Hardly a task, he spouts on and on all the time anyway. It would have been a real task if he was told to keep his motormouth shut for at least an hour. Or getthe hm's to do something they would not contemplate.
fingers
10-07-2010, 11:10 AM
Gonna be funny when the more intelligent? HMs pick him up on his "tall tales"