The Official Keeley Quotes Thread

[JayManUnleashed]

Have you got a favorite Keeley quote? :dance:

Surely there has been a moment where Keeley made you laugh or you described it as the best. Yep? Now remember a phrase or sentence from that moment that Keeley said. Got it? Post it as a reply.
Share your quotes. :devil:

[MeMyselfAndI]

"Ben you need a haircut" or summit like that :laugh2:
"I don't mean to be rude but wheres the pay in that" to Daves religon job :laugh:
"This house needs a clean" lolz