The Official Dave Quotes Thread

[JayManUnleashed]

Have you got a favorite Dave quote? :dance:

Surely there has been a moment where Dave made you laugh or you described it as the best. Yep? Now remember a phrase or sentence from that moment that Dave said. Got it? Post it as a reply.
Share your quotes. :devil:

[Noots]

"I'm so intoxicated on the love of our lord"

[ILoveTRW]

"all gays will burn in hell"
he hasn't said it in the house but im pretty sure he has said it in the outside world when there are no cameras