Haha I knew the green team would win

[Alpertinator]

They have the two housemates with the best task record - Dave and Ife.

Then the yellow team had Josie who tries but is really bad at tasks (other than the eating one in week 1), Steve who has no legs and Ben who is a negative unenthusiastic wanker.

So it was pretty much just blue team vs. green team.

[nicki281]

Two men in a physical task are always going to beat a team with two girls! the green team was always going to win! So wanted the blue team to beat them! Dave, Ife and JJ are sooooooo competitive!

[arista]

Yes Dave cheated a great deal using his Fat Body to stop the others.

[rusticgal]

Oh dear does that mean JJ Ife and Dave are going to have dinner with the new HM's???

[Alpertinator]

Yeah I believe so. I really would love something like bedroom gate to happen again. Interestingly two of the green team members were in the party then as well.

[nicki281]

yes according to the big bro website it says 'The Green Team won the task, which means that Ife, John James and Dave will get to attend a celebratory dinner with the new housemates in the Kitchen, while the losers will be left locked in the main house.'

Corin did say jokingly to Dave she was going to mess up the bedroom! ha ha!

[Angus]

They have the two housemates with the best task record - Dave and Ife.

Then the yellow team had Josie who tries but is really bad at tasks (other than the eating one in week 1), Steve who has no legs and Ben who is a negative unenthusiastic wanker.

So it was pretty much just blue team vs. green team.

Isn't the prize that the winning team get to partaay with the new HMs? Jeez, I'd be delighted to fail that task as well:laugh:

[Mr XcX]

spoilers!!!! ruin it for everyone why don't you

[Angus]

spoilers!!!! ruin it for everyone why don't you

Lol - take no notice of me - I read some gossip on some thread or other. If I'm right, sorry!

[Mr XcX]

Lol - take no notice of me - I read some gossip on some thread or other. If I'm right, sorry!

You are forgiven.

[Kazanne]

They have the two housemates with the best task record - Dave and Ife.

Then the yellow team had Josie who tries but is really bad at tasks (other than the eating one in week 1), Steve who has no legs and Ben who is a negative unenthusiastic wanker.

So it was pretty much just blue team vs. green team.

THIS is why I do not like the anti benners,they cannot put a point across without dropping in the childish remark at the end,now if you'de have said: ben who is un enthusiastic we would still have got the message and it sounds so much more grown up!!!

[smudgie]

Green team were bound to win. 4 agains 3 is uneven.
What with Dave having "his glory" with him you would think he would refrain from cheating.

[Angus]

THIS is why I do not like the anti benners,they cannot put a point across without dropping in the childish remark at the end,now if you'de have said: ben who is un enthusiastic we would still have got the message and it sounds so much more grown up!!!

I guess if we support Ben we have to take a leaf out of his book and develop thick skins!:laugh:

[Kazanne]

I guess if we support Ben we have to take a leaf out of his book and develop thick skins!:laugh:

Agreed:hugesmile:

[Angus]

Oh dear does that mean JJ Ife and Dave are going to have dinner with the new HM's???

A chance for Keeley to make her move on JJ?:hugesmile: Imagine having to listen to that airhead Rachel for more than 5 minutes - does anything she say make any sense at all? She could waffle for England. Dave and Andrew could have a very interesting discussion about creationism! And Ife can just hover in the background as usual.

[Angus]

Yeah I believe so. I really would love something like bedroom gate to happen again. Interestingly two of the green team members were in the party then as well.

With a bit of luck Josie will get mad with jealousy, break the bedroom door down and drag JJ by his bleached locks into the nest where she will ravish him repeatedly. He will be so traumatised by the whole experience that he will ask to walk. However, said ravishing will have incapacitated his ability to do so and he will be stretchered out by the back door. Cameras will pan to Josie lying sated and smirking in the nest as she mutters "mmm, 30 seconds of utter bliss".

Meanwhile Keeley will be organising the rest of the "winners" into cleaning teams to tackle the kitchen and bathroom. Ife will go into meltdown and be seen sobbing in the corner clutching her wig which she had accidentally used to polish the table. The love of the lord will be sadly absent as Dave and Andrew come to blows over whether or not God created dinosaurs, and Dave will do a triumphant jig on Andrew's prostrate body as Andrew babbles mathematical formulae before slipping into unconsciousness. Rachel will not notice any of these events as she will be too busy bouncing around the garden spouting indecipherable scousespeke before slipping into the pool and drowning.

Camera will pan back to bedroom where the rest of the housemates will be seen playing "I spy", cue terrified look on Ben's face as Mario attempts to give him something beginning with P. Steve meanwhile has opted for an early night and is snoring loudly in the background, whilst Keeva a manic look in her eyes, creeps up on him from behind, holding aloft one of his metal legs. Corin
is in front of the mirror, oblivious to everything, applying a fourth layer of eyeshadow, and humming "always look on the bright side of life".

Cue music and cut.

[chuff me dizzy]

Been out ,so i didnt see it ,who picked the teams?I ask because Ive noticed since the newbies came in Corin,Ife, Dave have been stuck to thier s1des like **** to a blanket,and the newbies won