9:30PM Ch4 Big Brother H/L Show Sunday 11/7/10

[arista]

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Corin Leave that Virgin Alone.

On in 44mins


QOTD: Does JJ Fancy Keeley Now?

[*mazedsalv**]

Thanks :)

Come on Spain, score so we wont go to ET and penalties! :( I want to watch BB in peace!

[bansheewails]

Evening all :wavey:

qotd: After the fuss made about the 'crab eye' comment I have a sneaking suspicion that JJ might fancy Keeley yes! :D

[Beastie]

Doesn't matter who JJ fancies.. he always ****s up his friendships/relationships with women in the house.

More chance of Keeley and Ben getting together.. would love to see that happen.. imagine the look on Moley's face! lol

[Jordan.]

:spin2:

QOTD: Probably, he'll pretend to like anyone in their for the air time.

[Stacey.]

Nope, he's into Josie. And think he finds Keeley bossy anyway.

[Beastie]

Aww Beaches almost finished. Quite a good/okay film :) BB time soon!

[Jackie]

:xyxwave:

[Beastie]

:xyxwave:

Jackie :wavey:

[arista]

On in 5mins

[Josy]

:wavey:

QOTD: I dont think he fancies her.

[Saph]

heyheyheeeeey!

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy:

[Beastie]

On now.

[Jordan.]

:)

[bansheewails]

finally!

[Beastie]

heyheyheeeeey!

:love:

[Saph]

how did steve get in the nest LOL i wish they wouldve showed that

[GypsyGoth]

qotd: Nope I don't think he does.

[*mazedsalv**]

On....

[Saph]

:love:

:hugesmile::hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

Hahaha

[bansheewails]

Skippy and bruce!

[Smithy]

lol at Keeley washing up

[GypsyGoth]

:D he should be able to do it.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

The TOT is crap.

[arista]

The Cockney Tree
and skippy JJ

[Stacey.]

LOL. He'll be good at this.

[ButterflyGirl]

Lol Yellow hair :D

[*mazedsalv**]

Skippy and Bruce :p

[bansheewails]

that alarm would piss me off!

[arista]

The TOT is crap.


No he ain't

[JayManUnleashed]

I've been forced to switch to C4 instead of footy. (Football is getting boring)

[*mazedsalv**]

Keeley dated footballers... dated loads of blokes.
"Serial dater"

[Miss Ivy Balls]

No he ain't

I think he is. This is a crap task. He gave a similar one to Corin.

[bansheewails]

No Keeley you are bossy! :D

[Jordan.]

It so dead in here tonight :laugh:

[Stacey.]

Rachel looks a mess lol.

[Beastie]

1st August!! Keeleys 31st birthday! she better still be in the house then!

[Beastie]

1st August is on a Sunday!

[*mazedsalv**]

Ooooo JJ, *claws out*

Keeley really isnt afraid to rule the house, is she? :D
Loving her already.

[Jordan.]

1st August!! Keeleys 31st birthday! she better still be in the house then!

Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D

uhhh whats with JJ's false laugh :|

[ButterflyGirl]

JJ is weird.

[Stacey.]

Keeley's funny

[bansheewails]

Ife is pissed off cause Keeley cleaned!

[Beastie]

Josie finds Keeley a threat.

[Saph]

Keeley's a flirt

[Jordan.]

Ooooo JJ, *claws out*

Keeley really isnt afraid to rule the house, is she? :D
Loving her already.

Same here :D

I can see her been hated but i think she'll be great for this series :)

[ButterflyGirl]

Jealous Josie lol :D

[GypsyGoth]

Awww J&JJ, they are soo sweet together.

[Beastie]

Ife is pissed off cause Keeley cleaned!

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

[Saph]

Ife is pissed off cause Keeley cleaned!

Its to much for her brain to handle :P

[Stacey.]

:joker: John

[bansheewails]

Bored as Bat ****. JJ made me laugh!

[Saph]

If Mario would settle for that ..then he is more than desperate!

[Miss Ivy Balls]

JJ kissed Dannie Monogue on the lips. :o

[Beastie]

JJ is funny. A bit of a bitch but funny. DEADWOOD out first!

[*mazedsalv**]

I think Andrew will fit in well with everyone.

[cazzy555]

so was that the crab eyes comment? or is there more to come?

[Harry!]

Corin looks so different without makeup on.

[Jackie]

omg corins face no makeup.

[Smithy]

Christ almighty she looks a lot better with make-up on D:

[*mazedsalv**]

so was that the crab eyes comment? or is there more to come?

Thats coming later...

[Jordan.]

Caoimhe and Josie feel threatened by Keeley.

[Stacey.]

Andrew bores me just to look at even

[Smithy]

Caoimhe clearly jealous :rolleyes:

[bansheewails]

ah, andrew is nice and gave them all a chance!

[*mazedsalv**]

Andrew looking at their boobs :p

[Beastie]

JJ.. saying "shut your gob" oh dear......

[GypsyGoth]

JJ doesn't do subtle.

[bansheewails]

no lies he is rubbish

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: Thick Boy

[Stacey.]

Lmfao

[Smithy]

lmao at the tree

[ButterflyGirl]

Haha :D

[Jordan.]

They shouldnt be given longer.

[Saph]

Go away Andrew im trying to eat >:l

[Beastie]

I think Ben might fancy Cameltoe.

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahahaha

[Stacey.]

LOL John.

[Beastie]

Looooooool

[bansheewails]

funny how the lies flow when he knows his treat

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Jordan.]

LOL at him telling them all to Ben the only person who would believe it :laugh:

[Beastie]

"im taking into account how dumb you are" LOL

[Saph]

the trees really dirty :S

[Stacey.]

Aww John.

[*mazedsalv**]

the trees really dirty :S

Agree :D

[Beastie]

Stacey wants to bum John ;)

[Stacey.]

Stacey wants to bum John ;)

I do lmao.

[GypsyGoth]

Josie should listen to Ben.

[Beastie]

Ben is not straight.. I am sorry but he's not!!

[bansheewails]

they think he is brushing his teeth for keeley

[Stacey.]

I love Ben when he laughs.

[Saph]

Has anyone else noticed, they sun bathe all day but never actually tan lol (except Corin)

[GypsyGoth]

they think he is brushing his teeth for keeley

:laugh:

[SoFarSoGood282]

Aaahhh Ben I love him!!

[Stacey.]

Oh no...

[bansheewails]

ewww knickers on the floor!

[Stacey.]

Mario 'I thought you were just pointing at Josie's ass'

LOL!

[Beastie]

Has anyone else noticed, they sun bathe all day but never actually tan lol (except Corin)

That's the fake tan darling!

[GypsyGoth]

Andy is a man-ho.

[Jordan.]

Aha they embarrased him :D

[bansheewails]

they are making him blush!

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I wonder if Andrew knows where to stick it when having sex.

[Beastie]

Andrew is lovely. Bless him. The baby of the bunch.

[Saph]

poor andrew thinks hes gonna get lucky :laugh:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Melbon?

John James lives in the same place as Danny Minogue.

[Beastie]

poor andrew thinks hes gonna get lucky :laugh:

Josie will show him a good time :laugh:

[arista]

Lucky JJ

[GypsyGoth]

I wonder if Andrew knows where to stick it when having sex.

I think he is a virgin. He lied about having sex at a house party.

[Saph]

That's the fake tan darling!

i know lol ;p

[Stacey.]

Aww!

John's Mum is beautiful.

[Smithy]

rofl Poor Josie

[bansheewails]

Andrew has knocked Josie back!

[Saph]

I think he is a virgin. He lied about having sex at a house party.

I doubt he got invited to a house party in the first place xP

[Beastie]

Andrew has rejected Josie's Ibiza offer!! Andrew wants to go to Las Vegas! Josie and Andrew are going to get married!! lol

[Beastie]

I will pop Andrew's cherry ;)

[Stacey.]

Shut up Josie.

[GypsyGoth]

Andrew has knocked Josie back!

:laugh: He is playing hard to get.

[bansheewails]

Oh christ not the arguement.

[Stacey.]

:joker:

[bansheewails]

:laugh: He is playing hard to get.

He really should let himself get caught! :hugesmile:

[Saph]

rubber duck <3

[Saph]

If I was a BB producer i would do so much more than what they are doing at the moment :/

For a start, id put a lobster in the pool. Lobsters are fierce!

[Jase.]

Hai guys.

JJ is a ***** for what he said to Josie. Get him out.

[Jordan.]

These 'You vs The Housemates' task are terrible :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

I will pop Andrew's cherry ;)

He really should let himself get caught! :hugesmile:

:laugh2:

[bansheewails]

{Poor andrew looks terrible in his out fit. Shut up Ife,.

[GypsyGoth]

Spoongate :D

[Beastie]

Dave reminds me of someone from work.

[Saph]

LMAO at them laughing xD

[Stacey.]

LOL at Rachel - spoon-gate.

And Caoimhe laughing :laugh:

[Beastie]

Andrew is hot! I want to see his ball bags.

[Jase.]

ROFL @ Caoimhe laughing. She's such a ledge.

[paper-cut-exit]

Those spoons were laying on his face... not sticking to it lol

[Beastie]

Andrew failed the task. Aww.

[Noots]

He didnt even stick them to his face? He just balanced them by looking up?

[Jordan.]

That head band needs removing immediately :joker:

[Saph]

Andrew is hot! I want to see his ball bags.

if there even is any :P

[Jase.]

LOL @ what a geek Andrew is. It's amusing how they all talk to him like he's a little child.

[Beastie]

if there even is any :P

:laugh:

I will settle for the penis then.

[Jase.]

Ben's impersonation of JJ was priceless. :D

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Pathetic attempt Andrew. Grows some balls!

[Beastie]

LOL @ what a geek Andrew is. It's amusing how they all talk to him like he's a little child.

Poor Andrew!

[Jase.]

Fall out time!

[Jase.]

ROFL @ JJ smoking. Epic fail.

[Beastie]

JJ being nasty to Josie.

[ButterflyGirl]

Bad as each other.

[Jase.]

JJ wants Josie's babies SO badly. Such a nasty ****.

[Jordan.]

JJ went out looking for an arguement.

[Stacey.]

John: 'I'll just go and tell Andrew you got 98 chins' :joker:

[Beastie]

Bad as each other.

I think JJ is a bit worse...... with the insults..

[Jase.]

That was so out of order. Yuk. I can't stand him.

[Saph]

Go home then! I dont mind :D

[Jordan.]

The only insult he can give is about her weight, hes pathetic. :bored:

[Jase.]

John: 'I'll just go and tell Andrew you got 98 chins' :joker:

Unfunny insult is unfunny. :xyxwave:

[GypsyGoth]

JJ really has fallen for Joise.

[Jase.]

Go home then! I dont mind :D

This. :hugesmile:

[Jase.]

Btw, Corin's diary room rant about JJ on last nights show = highlight of the series.

[Jordan.]

Btw, Corin's diary room rant about JJ on last nights show = highlight of the series.

:thumbs:

[Stacey.]

Unfunny insult is unfunny. :xyxwave:

Weight insults are always funny.

[Beastie]

Weight insults are always funny.

:nono:

[Beastie]

Err JLS on Chatty Man after BB.....

[Jase.]

Weight insults are always funny.

Fail.

[Stacey.]

I think Mario proper likes Andrew.

[GypsyGoth]

Err JLS on Chatty Man after BB.....

I'll watch it.

[Jase.]

Err JLS on Chatty Man after BB.....

Lily Allen was supposed to be on. We get JLS instead.

Wow, that IS the definition of epic fail.

[Beastie]

Steve on Keeley "she's been sent in here to take over the mothership" lol

[GypsyGoth]

I think Mario proper likes Andrew.

:laugh:

[Beastie]

Lily Allen was supposed to be on. We get JLS instead.

Wow, that IS the definition of epic fail.

No Lily :bawling:

[Jordan.]

Fail.

:joker:

[Jase.]

"What now?!"

ROFL. JJ really is a dumb twat.

[Jordan.]

JJ has really upset Josie this time.

[GypsyGoth]

She is insecure about her weight.

[Beastie]

Lol Josie!! JJ and Josie having a domestic!

[Jordan.]

LOL Josie!! :hugesmile:

[Jase.]

Josie yelling at the dumb boy = EPIC WIN.

[GypsyGoth]

Ife trying to get camera time.

[Beastie]

She is insecure about her weight.

She would be even more with the comments JJ gives her!!

[Saph]

urgh **** off Mario trying to get air time ¬_¬

[Jase.]

She needs to make comments about JJ's disgusting 5-year old boy legs.

[Jordan.]

The housemates dont even know if they are serious or having a joke they argue that much :laugh:

[Beastie]

Ife trying to get camera time.

Lol yep.

She gets on my nerves. She better not win.

[Jase.]

I want to hug Josie. <3

[Jordan.]

urgh **** off Mario trying to get air time ¬_¬

:joker: he always seems to pop up when something intresting happens.

[Stacey.]

Josie's lying!

I heard her call him crab eyes!

[bansheewails]

Because you love him....

[GypsyGoth]

She would be even more with the comments JJ gives her!!

Well she slags him too.

I think he loves her as she is. Sometimes she hurts him and he tries to hurt her back.

[Jase.]

JJ really doesn't know why she's mad? His unintelligence offends me so much.

[Beastie]

JJ says he does NOT fancy Keeley.

[Stacey.]

Josie starts things, but he gives worse back. :D

[Jase.]

Mario's so creepy. Shudder.

[Beastie]

Well she slags him too.

I think he loves her as she is. Sometimes she hurts him and he tries to hurt her back.

Yeah.. I think Josie jokes.. but JJ takes it too far eventhough he doesn't realise it!

[Jordan.]

Steve had an hair cut?

[bansheewails]

Steve is nail polished up!

[Jase.]

CRAB EYES. Rofl. JJ is so retarded.

[Jase.]

Shut up, Crab Eyes. Please just...go.

[Harry!]

JJ pot kettle black.

[Beastie]

Stubborn.. so are you JJ!! lol

[Jordan.]

Why do people judge on what we look like?

Errr so you didnt insult her about her weight :rolleyes:

[Saph]

"why do people judge people by the way they look"

*cough* 98 chins *cough* :rolleyes:

[Beastie]

He firstly judged Rachael on her looks too.....

[Stacey.]

Shut up, Crab Eyes. Please just...go.

So it's alright for her to say crab eyes to him, but not for him to basically say she's fat?

:conf:

[Jordan.]

Okay then Dave....

[Jase.]

ROFL. "Why do we judge people on what they look like?" ...ummm, didn't you insult her weight? WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?

[bansheewails]

BB should show each other what they said he the diary room!

[Beastie]

So it's alright for her to say crab eyes to him, but not for him to basically say she's fat?

:conf:

Fat is much more offensive. Josie jokes with everyone.. but when it comes to JJ.. JJ takes it too far.

[Jordan.]

Spot on Corin ;)

[Jase.]

So it's alright for her to say crab eyes to him, but not for him to basically say she's fat?

:conf:

Her being flippant with a remark like that > him basically calling her fat...with malice.

Don't be unintelligent. Oh, my bad. You like JJ. Says it all really.

[Jordan.]

JJ really needs to go this week.

[Jase.]

Fat is much more offensive. Josie jokes with everyone.. but when it comes to JJ.. JJ takes it too far.

Ignore the JJ troll.

[Beastie]

JJ really needs to go this week.

NO!!

He is a knob.. but he is entertaining!!

[Jase.]

JJ really needs to go this week.

I've just checked the main page poll, and he's leading on the "your favourite housemate" poll. WHAT. THE. FU...

[Saph]

I hope JJ goes so badly!

[Jords]

When the tree told JJ to lie about snoging that woman, he said ''But shes not that attractive.'' Thought he didnt care about looks!?!?

Corin knows what JJ is about, knows exactly what his gameplan is, good on her!
And they didnt show Dave going looney. :(

[Jords]

When the tree told JJ to lie about snoggy that woman, he said ''But shes not that attractive.'' Thought he didnt care about looks!?!?

Corin knows what JJ is about, knows exactly what his gameplan is, good on her!
And they didnt show Dave going looney. :(

[Saph]

I've just checked the main page poll, and he's leading on the "your favourite housemate" poll. WHAT. THE. FU...

I think its cause hating Corin is the new in thing atm :rolleyes:

[Jase.]

I think its cause hating Corin is the new in thing atm :rolleyes:

Fail.

[Saph]

Fail.

eh? :conf: