Important Question

[Joe.]

Apparently I keep hearing on here that there's a housemate called 'Steve' in the house. I saw him enter the house on Day 1 but has vanished ever since, where is he?!

[JayManUnleashed]

The guy who has been in the armed forces and only has one eye.

[Jordan.]

Chatting up all the women.

[Patrick]

The fat baldy one with no legs and a eye, was last seen shouting some bollocks at the England Vs Germany match.

If found please bring his body to here so we can question him as to why he's such a boring man.

[BB_Eye]

They found out he was doing **** all on the LF and decided to write him out of the HL show.

[Joe.]

During nominations everyone 'forget's his name in fear that he might bore them to death.

[Hero1]

The one that is the advert on WHY YOU SHOULD NOT JOIN THE ARMY.

[Joe.]

Don't know how they're going to produce 'Steve's Best Bit's, here's whats included so far-

-Entering the house
-Steve snores
-Steve talks about war
-Steve talks about his wife
-Everyone tells Steve he'll win
-Steve has a nap
-Steve talks about war
-Everyone says that Steve will win
-Steve puts on his legs
-Steve sleeps
-Steve wins