Dave has travelled to the Sun! In his own words...

[Abhorsen]

David enjoys hunting, fishing and Cardiff City FC. He says he spends a lot of time doing very little but does travel through time and space in the spirit realm and the weirdest thing he's done is "visit the sun".


WTF?

How did he travel to the Sun, did he fly there on angel wings?

[fingers]

WTF?

How did he travel to the Sun, did he fly there on angel wings?

Maybe that's where he got his tan, and here's me thinking he got it on one of his freebie junkets to exotic places, courtesy of his donations.

[chuff me dizzy]

He will have been levitated on the Lords love (barsteward )

[Patrick]

More Bollocks from Holy People.

[Abhorsen]

Maybe that's where he got his tan, .

In that case was Corin the pilot?

[fingers]

In that case was Corin the pilot?

You have to Laff!!!:elephant::elephant::dance::hugesmile:

[Claymores]

In that case was Corin the pilot?

good one!

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

This guy makes my blood boil:mad::mad::mad::devil::devil::devil:

[johnx]

This is entirely possible.Didnt Dave say on his wedding day that god gave him and wife their virginity back.Nothing is beyond the lord.

[chuff me dizzy]

You have to Laff!!!:elephant::elephant::dance::hugesmile:

Corin LOVEESS a laugh !!!! :devil:

[flamingGalah!]

Obviously he isn't an ex drug addict after all then...

[vesavius]

WTF?

How did he travel to the Sun, did he fly there on angel wings?

Dave claims there are angels 'everwhere' and that he can see what they see, or at least thats what I make out what he means when he has talked about his cherry picked homebrew beliefs.

We will ignore that when Andrew asked him to prove this claim by telling him how many fingers he had up under his sheet he couldnt :joker:

[fingers]

This is entirely possible.Didnt Dave say on his wedding day that god gave him and wife their virginity back.Nothing is beyond the lord.

He did indeed say that, I heard him say it on live TV

[vesavius]

He also said that he woke up with a real suntan from being bathed in God's glory all night once :joker:

[fingers]

He also said that he woke up with a real suntan from being bathed in God's glory all night once :joker:

Didn't Corin say "I'll 'ave some o' that!"?

[watchinittoomuch]

I gotta get me a bottle of that 'Lord'.

[fingers]

I gotta get me a bottle of that 'Lord'.

Just buy or steal a Bible and sniff it like St. Dave does, lol:devil:

[vesavius]

Didn't Corin say "I'll 'ave some o' that!"?

;)

[johnx]

He did indeed say that, I heard him say it on live TV

Was a very moving experience he said-as indeed it would be.The Glory.

[fingers]

Was a very moving experience he said-as indeed it would be.The Glory.

Erm.... Yes!

[watchinittoomuch]

Just buy or steal a Bible and sniff it like St. Dave does, lol:devil:

Even the capacious McDonald's straw cannot cope with The New Testament :(

[vesavius]

Even the capacious McDonald's straw cannot cope with The New Testament :(

It's ok, Dave only uses the 10% of the bible that supports his belief.

A McDonalds straw is ample.

[WOMBAI]

WTF?

How did he travel to the Sun, did he fly there on angel wings?

No doubt he was speaking metaphorically!

[watchinittoomuch]

It's ok, Dave only uses the 10% of the bible that supports his belief.

A McDonalds straw is ample.

Ok but if I end up like Daniella Westbrook with a nose rotted by Corinthians or summat I'm holding you responsible :p

[vesavius]

No doubt he was speaking metaphorically!

No, he wasnt.

he was saying that he had been to the sun via accessing an angel.

[vesavius]

Ok but if I end up like Daniella Westbrook with a nose rotted by Corinthians or summat I'm holding you responsible :p

lmao :joker:

[fingers]

Ok but if I end up like Daniella Westbrook with a nose rotted by Corinthians or summat I'm holding you responsible :p

Read the disclaimer in the small print!

[watchinittoomuch]

I never read the small print...I'm a rebel like that...living out there right on the edge me! :D

[Abhorsen]

This is entirely possible.Didnt Dave say on his wedding day that god gave him and wife their virginity back.Nothing is beyond the lord.

Was that the excuse Dave gave to his wife when he was s*** at it on their wedding night! LOL.

[Abhorsen]

No doubt he was speaking metaphorically!

No he wasn't. Is that why you love Dave? Because you think he isn't serious.

Priceless. LOL.

[vesavius]

No he wasn't. Is that why you love Dave? Because you think he isn't serious.

Priceless. LOL.

I love the fact that his supporters actually think he is speaking 'metaphorically' lol

They don't get what he is at all ;)

[WOMBAI]

No he wasn't. Is that why you love Dave? Because you think he isn't serious.

Priceless. LOL.

And you would know of course as you clearly have telepathic connections to his psyche! :joker:

[vesavius]

And you would know of course as you clearly have telepathic connections to his psyche! :joker:

No, he said. Very clearly.

He has been to the sun via accessing angels, because there are angels everywhere.

He means it as a form of remote viewing.

[fingers]

No, he said. Very clearly.

He has been to the sun via accessing angels, because there are angels everywhere.

He means it as a form of remote viewing.

Quite clearlly a case for retaining "Sectioning" :hugesmile:

[karezza]

Anyone who does not believe Dave has travelled to the Sun is very narrow minded.

[fingers]

Anyone who does not believe Dave has travelled to the Sun is very narrow minded.

I take it you mean they are sane? :hugesmile:

[fingers]

No, he said. Very clearly.

He has been to the sun via accessing angels, because there are angels everywhere.

He means it as a form of remote viewing.

Hope he took sunglasses! :dance:

[vesavius]

Anyone who does not believe Dave has travelled to the Sun is very narrow minded.

lol I really don't think buying into this as a claim without proof (and considering he couldntsee past a bed sheet on the next bed) qualifies as being 'very narrow minded'. :joker: