David says he's lost a stone - no he hasn't

[eye sea]

Since he's been in BB. Yeah, right. NOT!

He's just not so bloated. But he hasn't lost a stone. What a dreamer...

[paper-cut-exit]

With the love of god on his side Dave can do anything :joker:

[Alpertinator]

He can even open an ice cream shop in Vermont where it snows... that's not fair!

As for the balding thing, sorry Dave.

[chuff me dizzy]

If this freak of nature told me it was Friday i wouldnt believe him ,hes a proven liar and a fraud

[Peter Plunker]

If this freak of nature told me it was Friday i wouldnt believe him ,hes a proven liar and a fraud

Proven?

[Malza]

I didn't know his hair was that heavy :joker: