Rawwwrrrr

[Tanser_Man]

Wassup my homies.

There's me watching big brother, and i had this voice in my head.

I sat there wondering what this voice was trying to say and realised.

Apart from the fact i am a total nutter and regulary respond to voices in my head, it actually reminded me about this place!

Sorry i haven't been on! A month or so back i said i was back, and then that fella in drag... whats his name.... santa decided to pop up. So i kinda got de-railed!

How you all doing? Any sign of Grutlinger Dinger Swinger?

Tease Me, Tease Me... not you Stopz :rolleyes:

[SMC]

......

The men in the white coats will be here shortly

[BigSister]

welcome back tanser:colour:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Tease Me, Tease Me... not you Stropz :rolleyes:

Harsh man! Very, very harsh! :nono:

Nice to see you back dah-lin... *SmoooooooooocH* :laugh:

[Lance]

Welcome back, Tans.:dance:

[Corkie]

hello tanser its cool to se you back

[~Kizwiz~]

Hey Tanser... welcome back :wavey:

[Sunny_01]

Good to see you back Tanser :colour:

[lily.]

btw Tanser, you owe me a Secret Santa gift ... so, get yer wallet out! I accept all major credit/debit cards... :bouncy:

[ThaGazBoi]

Welcome Back Tanser :joker:

[Jay]

Welcome back

[Fangz]

Oh no, he's back!:bigsmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Yesh i am back and i don't believe in santa so no christmas presents im afraid so just hush up stropz! Gosh! Only just walked into the bladdy forum and your shooting off your demands!

Now, where did you say these new white coats are, i've been told there pretty 'dapper'.... ennit :shocked:.

[Fangz]

You don't belive in Santa? Blasphemer!

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by SMC
......

The men in the white coats will be here shortly

:nono:

That's my mother silly, i asked her to make me a cake.

Homemade Cherry Bakewells :shocked:... enough deliciousness to make even the most important celebrity dribble all over there dinner gown.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
You don't belive in Santa? Blasphemer!

Hey... Don't have a go at me, it just so happens im the only person with money to burn at christmas, because i am not so daft to fall for everyones trap.

You be the fool.

And guess what...

I pity the fool :rolleyes:

[Fangz]

I might be a fool, but at least I don't listen to voices in my head.

Seriously though, good to see you back.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
I might be a fool, but at least I don't listen to voices in my head.

Seriously though, good to see you back.

And good to see you Fangz.

I suppose we are getting back the posters with such great replys like 'Yea' and 'Naaa' because of celeb bb!:rolleyes:

[Fangz]

We had a bit of a weirdo called Kitten&Kevin for a while, but noone as bad as Grutlinger have popped up, thank goodness.

[Tanser_Man]

Praise the Lord!

My internet has been messing up over christmas aswell so i haven't been on as much as i would have liked to. But all is well now and i have reach an agreement with my comp... i supply it with pornography and he'll work for me. Such a kind chap!

Good christmas/ new year?

[Fangz]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Good christmas/ new year?
Yes, quite a good one really, no major family rows which makes a nice change.
Did you have a good time?

[Tanser_Man]

I had an ok time i suppose. Nothing too major happend but i tried my best to take advantage of the clubs and boxing day sales!

New year was kind of crap, went to a fancy dress. The only problem being it was full of older people who think grey hair is in fashion.

[Dan_]

Welcome back Tanser, you missed the tibb awards, think corkie's been looking after your funniest member award.

You missed the Geordie Twins, almost as bad as Grutlinger.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Welcome back Tanser, you missed the tibb awards, think corkie's been looking after your funniest member award.

You missed the Geordie Twins, almost as bad as Grutlinger.

Hola!

Isn't that sweet, an award for my wakeyness. But i must ask, is it made out of hobnobs? Because that would be a dream come true.

I can celebrate with it, then dunk and eat. Mmm.

[SMC]

not funny..next,

[BigSister]

oh yeah those forgot about them Dan:rolleyes:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by SMC
not funny..next,

Hmm, want to fall out?

It's called light hearted humour, you don't need to laugh.

[SMC]

if your not meant to laugh it isn't humour then is it?

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by SMC
if your not meant to laugh it isn't humour then is it?

:rolleyes:

Oh do me a favour and drown.

You know what i meant so stop being a smart arse.

[Kaz]

**DING DING** ..... end of Round 1. :laugh:

Time to call it a halt before it goes any further, I think. :spin2:


Welcome back, Tanser. :wavey:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kaz
**DING DING** ..... end of Round 1. :laugh:

Time to call it a halt before it goes any further, I think. :spin2:


Welcome back, Tanser. :wavey:

I'd rather just leave a forum with people like that, aint got time for them.

Hey.

[Kaz]

Don't you dare! You've just come back! :spin2:


P.S. Love the siggie. :thumbs:

[Z]

-_- Ignore SMC, he likes picking on nice people.

Anyways, YAY! TANSER! *climbs out of your hobnob bin + running-tackle-glomps you*

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kaz
Don't you dare! You've just come back! :spin2:


P.S. Love the siggie. :thumbs:

Cool eh! I robbed it! But shushhh, i could get in serious trouble.

Just our secret, ok?! :eureka:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Ziola
-_- Ignore SMC, he likes picking on nice people.

Anyways, YAY! TANSER! *climbs out of your hobnob bin + running-tackle-glomps you*

How many times have i told you?

Don't jump on me, this is 100% silk, you'll just slide off and hurt yourself.

Silly Person. :hugesmile:

[Z]

*falls on bum*

*sniff*

:bawling:

Ya could have at least told me!

[Tanser_Man]

I did, but it was too late.

Besides, i quite like pointing and laughing at people. :spin:

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Cool eh! I robbed it! But shushhh, i could get in serious trouble.

Just our secret, ok?! :eureka:

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d025.gif

If you want it re-hosted on a different server, let me know and I'll see what I can do. http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d030.gif

[Z]

Well g'wan then, point and laugh. :xyxwave:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kaz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Cool eh! I robbed it! But shushhh, i could get in serious trouble.

Just our secret, ok?! :eureka:

http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d025.gif

If you want it re-hosted on a different server, let me know and I'll see what I can do. http://www.cheesebuerger.de/images/smilie/frech/d030.gif

That might be a plan, because this one always has a chance of being deleted or something. :thumbs:

[Sunny_01]

I have to confess I pointed and laughed as well :hugesmile:

Tanser I have some chocolate hobnobs here for you for tomorrow - but only because you make me laugh :thumbs:

[Kaz]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
That might be a plan, because this one always has a chance of being deleted or something. :thumbs:

Check your U2Us. :thumbs:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
I have to confess I pointed and laughed as well :hugesmile:

Tanser I have some chocolate hobnobs here for you for tomorrow - but only because you make me laugh :thumbs:

Legendary, i shall get my flask ready. We'll have tea and hobnobs all around!

[Corkie]

oh yeah you won the funnist member award :bigsmile::bigsmile: so here it is

[Corkie]

you can switch it for a couple o hobnobs is you want though

[Z]

Tanzaaaaaargh!

>_>

Well done matey. :)

[ThaGazBoi]

Yeh well done :) well deserved

[sol]

welcome back Tanser :thumbs:

[Princess]

Welcome back Tanser :colour:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by corkie
you can switch it for a couple o hobnobs is you want though

I think that will be best. What would a trophy do for me? I mean, i'm not gay so using it to relieve sexual frustration is a no no. I canny think of any more uses for it other then hitting chavs with it until they give me there burberry so i can burn it all.

[Z]

Brilliant idea! *hands over flametorch - combination of flamethrower + blowtorch*

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Ziola
Brilliant idea! *hands over flametorch - combination of flamethrower + blowtorch*

Your handing me a flamethrower/ Blowtorch?

That's like dangling a child in front of a peado, i'll set fire to the forum and kill you all!

[Kore]

hello tanser you randy dawg :laugh:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kore
hello tanser you randy dawg :laugh:

Randy dawg? :puzzled:

You know me too well! How's it going Kore? Still got the lesbions on your door?

[Kore]

LOL great thx. nah got rid of them ages ago. got the damn cross dressers now fs :mad::bigsmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kore
LOL great thx. nah got rid of them ages ago. got the damn cross dressers now fs :mad::bigsmile:

Cross dressers eh, want to tell Uncle Tanser something? A little secret you want to let us all know about?

Don't worry, there's only about 3,000 member on here... not many really. We wont tell anyone.

[Fangz]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Cross dressers eh, want to tell Uncle Tanser something? A little secret you want to let us all know about?

Don't worry, there's only about 3,000 member on here... not many really. We wont tell anyone.
And it's not as though you've posted any photos here, so it's not like anyone could recognize you or anything.
:laugh:

[BigSister]

lol Kore

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Cross dressers eh, want to tell Uncle Tanser something? A little secret you want to let us all know about?

Don't worry, there's only about 3,000 member on here... not many really. We wont tell anyone.
And it's not as though you've posted any photos here, so it's not like anyone could recognize you or anything.
:laugh:

Exactly.

See, even Fangz gets it and we all know she isn't the brightest felt tip.

[Fangz]

Brighter than you, mate.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
Brighter than you, mate.

Well i am a green felt... so technically you are but don't take that as a compliment! :hugesmile:

[Fangz]

What colour felt am I then? Red?
And don't worry Tans, I won't ake it as a compliment, we all know you're incapable of giving them.:bigsmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
What colour felt am I then? Red?
And don't worry Tans, I won't ake it as a compliment, we all know you're incapable of giving them.:bigsmile:

No your more of a poopy brown colour with a slight red tinge.

And i am capable of giving compliments but i don't see hobnobs or tea so whats the point?! :laugh:

Go on, jog on! :mad:

[Fangz]

Jog? Wouldn't that require me getting up off my ar5e for once? No thanks!

[lily.]

*strolls in*

*slaps tanser*

hey Fizz, how goes it? he he.. :laugh:

[BigSister]

hiya Stropz

[Fangz]

Hello Linda, I'm fine thanks, and you?

[lily.]

Just dandy.. altho it seems someone has been messin with my sig!..

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
*strolls in*

*slaps tanser*

hey Fizz, how goes it? he he.. :laugh:

You say hi to her and slap me?

That's just racism.

[Kore]

not racism. just tanserism :shocked:

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Kore
not racism. just tanserism :shocked:

:joker:

[BigSister]

:hello: Kore nice to see you back:hello:

[Kore]

hiya bigsister :D nice to see you and everyone else too.

hooly not back then? isha?

mikes a moderator now eh? :xyxwave:

[BigSister]

nope Hooly just disapeared and yeah Mikes a mod

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kore
not racism. just tanserism :shocked:

I thought i paid you to just shut up.

If you continue i will expose the whole bb forum to your love of cross dressing.

Oops, how rude of me. :laugh:

[Kore]

uve offered me money for other stuff before tans aswell. :bigsmile:

lucky i declined em all

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kore
uve offered me money for other stuff before tans aswell. :bigsmile:

lucky i declined em all

:shocked: I thought that was our secret.

Your a judas!

[Kore]

the whole world knew :laugh:

[lily.]

I worry.

[Fangz]

Me too.

[Kore]

Originally posted by Stropz
I worry.

your not the only one *hides behind stropz from tanser*

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
I worry.

Getting old is a hard thing to take. :laugh:

[katieee]

hiiiiiiiiii:hugesmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
hiiiiiiiiii:hugesmile:

Heya Kate!

All is well?

[katieee]

yush merci

you?

whats happened with ya msn ya been missin off ma list for years lol:bawling:

[sol]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Stropz
I worry.

Getting old is a hard thing to take. :laugh:

harsh :laugh:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
yush merci

you?

whats happened with you msn you been missin off ma list for years lol:bawling:

I've got a new msn address now, i had it advertised on my msn name for ages.

indiechris86@hotmail.co.uk

I'm very good btw, just had a red hot bath and im feeling hot hot hot.

[katieee]

haha

and youve jus posted ya email so will get wierdos addin ya wantin to see ya hotness:dance::laugh:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
haha

and youve jus posted you email so will get wierdos addin you wantin to see you hotness:dance::laugh:

Lol, well they give you the option to accept or decline a friend request. If i don't know them, asta la vista baby.

[katieee]

haha

you have brains, unlike me:rolleyes:

woosh ACCEPTANCE i feel worthy:spin2::bigsmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
haha

you have brains, unlike me:rolleyes:

woosh ACCEPTANCE i feel worthy:spin2::bigsmile:

Worthy of a good slap to the hind dear! :shocked:

:hugesmile:

[katieee]

try it sweetie :bigsmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
try it sweetie :bigsmile:

Ohhh an invitation to spank someone, i may have to take upon this offer. :spin:

[katieee]

:shocked:how dare you suggest something to someone as innocent as moi:hugesmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
:shocked:how dare you suggest something to someone as innocent as moi:hugesmile:

I didn't suggest, you did!

So bend over and let's get this over with.

[katieee]

:hugesmile:

i dont bend over in public chris, dont like to show ma full moon lol

[Kore]

will you 2 stop flirting and jump in bed :laugh:

[lily.]

Originally posted by sol
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Stropz
I worry.

Getting old is a hard thing to take. :laugh:

harsh :laugh:

Thanks Sol. ... My Mate!!! Unlike Tanser... whom I used to like!.. :joker:

[Z]

Pfft. *giggles*

Haha, I love being the one who /can/ be immature. *laughs at everyone*

[Sunny_01]

Evening boys and girls - what have I missed this evening?

I had a scan through and saw that Tanser and Kore have been swapping fashion tips about dresses - I think Tanser said he liked Green ones! or am I getting confused????

Tanser I bring gifts of choccie hob nobs and tea :thumbs:

[lily.]

Give him nothing Sunny. He has been slagging me off for being old

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stropz
Give him nothing Sunny. He has been slagging me off for being old

I agree, Stropz is not old she is a mere slip of a girl. :thumbs:

[Sunny_01]

*snatches back the tea and hobnobs from Tanser because he picks on Stropz*

[katieee]

Originally posted by Kore
will you 2 stop flirting and jump in bed :laugh:

shhhhhhh andy:laugh:

[lily.]

yeah, get a room.. he he.. j/k

[lily.]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Originally posted by Stropz
Give him nothing Sunny. He has been slagging me off for being old

I agree, Stropz is not old she is a mere slip of a girl. :thumbs:

Flutters eyelashes...

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by StropzFlutters eyelashes...

No need I have already fallen under you spell :spin:

[lily.]

haha.. that was easy.. are u always this easy?.. :joker:

[katieee]

i need help lool

jus told ma mam bowt ma bf

she criticised him cos shes seen a pic n started singin bat out of hell:rolleyes:

i can never bring him back to mine now haha

i have a EVIL mother!:devil:

[lily.]

aww... thats harsh girl.. but, a wee bit funny too.. :laugh:

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stropz
haha.. that was easy.. are u always this easy?.. :joker:

It you is your natural charms that got me and your hobbies...lol

[lily.]

shoooooooosh... lol... :blush:

[katieee]

ive tried tellin her hes a nice person

but she said she would give him a leaflet for his ears pinned back:shocked: they do stick out but she shouldnt be MEAN lol

[lily.]

yeah, that's just harsh girl. Tell her off.. lol...

Look on the bright side though. It would be worse if she fancied him. :shocked:

[Sunny_01]

Ah bless Katieee us mothers have a terrible habit of being brutally honest - I once told one of my eldest boyfriends when she was about 13 or something to go home and get his ears washed as he was filthy - and he did! she was mortified lol

[katieee]

:shocked: haha spose so

plus hes a year younger than me so she aint impressed:laugh:

[Red Moon]

You poor thing katieee.... but that is mums for you. Mine wasn't much better about my girlfriends.

Originally posted by Stropzshoooooooosh... lol... :blush:

I love the way you blush :bigsmile:

[lily.]

Oh lordy, I worry about the stuff I might say to mine when she reaches the "dating" years!

[Sunny_01]

I love it - my eldest has been with the same lad for years now and Kore will tell you I have twisted about him for years BUT I actually quite like him these days! I have said some terrible things to him though :thumbs:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Red Moon

I love the way you blush :bigsmile:

It doesn't happen very often.. :laugh:.. it's just a token blush, so others think I'm coy... although, some know better.. :thumbs:

[katieee]

haha

i dread what ma mam will say to him!

shes very blunt and straight to the point, a little too harsh at times,

i said hes a fab lad she said hes gotta be lookin like that:shocked::bored:

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by StropzIt doesn't happen very often.. :laugh:.. it's just a token blush, so others think I'm coy... although, some know better.. :thumbs:

Think I know you better then :thumbs:

[katieee]

stropz do you have msn?

i'll send you a pic of him and i want your honest opinion:laugh:

[lily.]

k, stropz@hotmail.com

[katieee]

be brutally honest linda lol

[Sunny_01]

Stropz I WANT your honest opinion of him as well :xyxwave:

[katieee]

hes better lookin in the flesh lol

[Sunny_01]

Stop making excuses Katieee lol I like your mum already :dog:

[katieee]

:hugesmile:

sorry lol

[Tanser_Man]

He's a minger and i sick to the back teeth at being fobbed off.

I thought you loved me katie, and then you went off with some minger.

This is not the end, but the beginining.......






........ Of a bitch fest!

:shocked:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
Give him nothing Sunny. He has been slagging me off for being old

You no longer talk with me so, i would rather just point at laugh at you nowadays.

Serves you right.

Now don't let me hold you from your nap time! :hugesmile:

[katieee]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
He's a minger and i sick to the back teeth at being fobbed off.

I thought you loved me katie, and then you went off with some minger.

This is not the end, but the beginining.......






........ Of a bitch fest!

:shocked:


lmao

of course i lurve you:hugesmile::rolleyes:

have you actually viewed him or can you imagine him in your little sane head:laugh:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
He's a minger and i sick to the back teeth at being fobbed off.

I thought you loved me katie, and then you went off with some minger.

This is not the end, but the beginining.......






........ Of a bitch fest!

:shocked:


lmao

of course i lurve you:hugesmile::rolleyes:

have you actually viewed him or can you imagine him in your little sane head:laugh:

Never seen him to be honest but going by your mother... theres better pieces of poop coming out of a dogs bottom!

And to think i gave you my best years. :puzzled:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
You no longer talk with me so, i would rather just point at laugh at you nowadays.

Serves you right.

Now don't let me hold you from your nap time! :hugesmile:

I am deeply upset by that remark. Excuse me whilst I sulk.... *stomps away*... :thumbs:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
You no longer talk with me so, i would rather just point at laugh at you nowadays.

Serves you right.

Now don't let me hold you from your nap time! :hugesmile:

I am deeply upset by that remark. Excuse me whilst I sulk.... *stomps away*... :thumbs:

What you actually mean is, damn this boys right, i better go to sleep before i collapse!

Heeheheheh, i'm evil!:hugesmile:

[lily.]

shock!

actually.. nah, I'm past being shocked by you!.. nutter!.. howz yer love life goin.... last time we talked u were all luvvvveed up...

[katieee]

well stropz says hes nice so nerrrrrrrrrrr chris:spin2:lol

[lily.]

yeah, and his mates aren't half bad either... :thumbs: ...

oooOOO.. I should probably be ashamed of meself at my age... :nono:

[Fangz]

Yes you should Stropz, seventy year olds eying up young lads...

[katieee]

merci linda you have fabtastic taste:hello:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
shock!

actually.. nah, I'm past being shocked by you!.. nutter!.. howz yer love life goin.... last time we talked u were all luvvvveed up...

Bah, split up before christmas.

It's going alright besides that anyway, i'm out on the town most weeks so i'm sure to meet someone better!

You? Still forcing the milkman indoors?

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
well stropz says hes nice so nerrrrrrrrrrr chris:spin2:lol

Whatever, you smell.

Go wash!

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
You? Still forcing the milkman indoors?

He doesn't take much arm-twisting. It's not easy being this darned fabulous you know.... :rolleyes:

[Lance]

Katie- theer's nowt wrong with Wibbo's ears.. your Mum's cool btw, but what did Blanket have to say about him?:hugesmile:

Stropz and Tans... get a room. We all feel the love between you.. now just get on with it.:rolleyes:

[Kore]

wow lance, ididnt know you was super moderator. nice one dude:thumbs:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Lance
Katie- theer's nowt wrong with Wibbo's ears.. your Mum's cool btw, but what did Blanket have to say about him?:hugesmile:

Stropz and Tans... get a room. We all feel the love between you.. now just get on with it.:rolleyes:

Just because you have the power, doesn't mean you can order us about!

Ok, maybe it does but still, what me and stropz is only friendly at the moment but i am her service station. Just like the milkman, i'm used for my white products.

I've been told to get a room twice in this one thread with two different people, i feel like a forum *****.

[Fangz]

You are the forum *****, but we love you anyway.:wink:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
You are the forum *****, but we love you anyway.:wink:

Oh, thats ok then i suppose.

How are we today Fangz? :spin:

[Fangz]

I'm good, hope you're okay. Sorry to read about your break up, just before xmas too...

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
I'm good, hope you're okay. Sorry to read about your break up, just before xmas too...

It was coming so it wasn't a suprise.

Nevermind eh, plenty more tadpoles in the pond.

[Fangz]

That's the spirit, mate.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
That's the spirit, mate.

Mmm, spirit.

Jack Daniels :wink:

[Fangz]

Lol, typical male! If it's not sex on your mind, then it's alcohol!:laugh:

[ThaGazBoi]

..Thats not true! :puzzled:

You forgot Sleeping.. :bored: (Well i like my sleep anyway)

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by CrazyGazza
..Thats not true! :puzzled:

You forgot Sleeping.. :bored: (Well i like my sleep anyway)

Wet dreams are great. :hugesmile:

[Fangz]

:laugh: Oh Tans, ya crack me up!

[ThaGazBoi]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by CrazyGazza
..Thats not true! :puzzled:

You forgot Sleeping.. :bored: (Well i like my sleep anyway)

Wet dreams are great. :hugesmile:

LOL..Trust you!!!!

[Fangz]

He has a point though, wet dreams are like sex and sleeping combined.

[ThaGazBoi]

Yeh true true.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
:laugh: Oh Tans, you crack me up!

Shall i throw you the pollyfiller?

[Fangz]

No thanks, I prefer superglue.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Fangz
No thanks, I prefer superglue.

Sorry i need that so you either stay cracked or accept the damn pollyfiller!

Women :rolleyes:

[Fangz]

Fine, polyfiller it is then.:rolleyes:

*seals cracks*

[ThaGazBoi]

You said Seals Cracks. I had to look twice..Tut at me :rolleyes::nono:

[Fangz]

Originally posted by CrazyGazza
You said Seals Cracks. I had to look twice..Tut at me :rolleyes::nono:
Lol, sorry for any confusion I caused.:laugh:

[ThaGazBoi]

Lol, Its ok, Just me bein dizzy again..

[Fangz]

Blond by any chance?

[ThaGazBoi]

NO..Should be though!! :thumbs:

[Fangz]

Yeah, me too!:bigsmile:

[Lance]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
I've been told to get a room twice in this one thread with two different people, i feel like a forum *****.

You act like the forum bicycle... everybody gets a ride.:laugh:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Lance
Originally posted by Tanser_Man
I've been told to get a room twice in this one thread with two different people, i feel like a forum *****.

You act like the forum bicycle... everybody gets a ride.:laugh:

That was below the belt sunshine! Literally!

I'm not one to moan about being a bicycle, at least i get my exersize!:wink:

[Z]

Naw, he's more like the local washing machine, he'll take anyone's dirty stuff, give 'em a good spin and they come out clean, if a little wet.

:joker:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Lance
Stropz and Tans... get a room. We all feel the love between you.. now just get on with it.:rolleyes:

Just because you have the power, doesn't mean you can order us about!

Ok, maybe it does but still, what me and stropz is only friendly at the moment but i am her service station. Just like the milkman, i'm used for my white products.

I've been told to get a room twice in this one thread with two different people, i feel like a forum *****.

Yeah, what he said. Tanser is fit, but he knows it! :wink:

[Tanser_Man]

Tears streaming, down your face, and iiiiiiiiii...

Am Bored! :bouncy:

[Corkie]

When you love someone but it goes to waste
could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
and ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

:bigsmile::bigsmile:

[Kore]

ahh, so your the one standing on the dark corner on the side of the Sticks Tavern. i see you jump in cars often :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Pipergun]

You speak as if you know that dark corner well, Kore!? :hugesmile::rolleyes:

[Kore]

LOL, aye i had a man in drag lurking after me last night as i walked out from a great night in the Sticks Tavern. 1 guess who that 'person' was *cough* tanser*cough*:laugh::spin:

[Pipergun]

Looks like you have a secret admirer then!! :bigsmile:

Well I never! I'm sure you're trying to suggest someone, but I can't for the life of me think who! :conf:

How priviledged you must feel to have met the one and only Pete Burns before his appearance on BB!! :laugh:

[Kore]

aye, if he came any closer to me he wudda had a pint glass over his 'ead :bigsmile:lolz:devil:

[Pipergun]

Good plan - I'd have done exactly the same! :laugh:

Oh no! Aliens are invading. Oh, wait... it's only Pete Burns and the rest of his band!! :spin2:

Neways, I'd better be hitting the sack! Nice talking to you all and speak to ya soon!. Nite nite!! :xyxwave:

Tom. :thumbs:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kore
LOL, aye i had a man in drag lurking after me last night as i walked out from a great night in the Sticks Tavern. 1 guess who that 'person' was *cough* tanser*cough*:laugh::spin:

Firstly, i wasn't out.

Secondly, I only wear my costumes for home visits.

Thirdly, you probably would like me chasing you in drag.

:nono:

[Kore]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Kore
LOL, aye i had a man in drag lurking after me last night as i walked out from a great night in the Sticks Tavern. 1 guess who that 'person' was *cough* tanser*cough*:laugh::spin:

Firstly, i wasn't out.

Secondly, I only wear my costumes for home visits.

Thirdly, you probably would like me chasing you in drag.

:nono:

CAUGHT IN THE ACT: TANSER THE MADMAN CROSS DRESSER

the sun: tomoro paper :bigsmile:

[Tanser_Man]

The Sun?

Make that the big issue, after all i am walking past street corners. Don't want to scare the homeless community.

[katieee]

Originally posted by Lance
Katie- theer's nowt wrong with Wibbo's ears.. your Mum's cool btw, but what did Blanket have to say about him?:hugesmile:

Stropz and Tans... get a room. We all feel the love between you.. now just get on with it.:rolleyes:

lanceypannnnnnnnnnnnnnn:wavey:

haha ma mam cool? meh

well blankets mate had told him a rumour about me il tel ya on msn cos its v rude but well funny lmao

so blankets wants to hit him lool

i have a pic of blanket eatin xmas dinner i may post it cos im feelin mean:laugh:

andyyyyyyyyyyyyy long time no speak lol

chris ya forum wench:hugesmile:lol

[Tanser_Man]

Shat it you human sized boob.

[katieee]

:wink:thats me summed up in 1

id love and stay to chat to ma numero uno:laugh:but im off 2 wash ma hair

toodles xoxoxox

[Dan_]

Blanket, that's one of Micheal Jackson's kid's :shocked:

[Fangz]

Yeah, the one he dangled off a balcony, if I recall correctly.

[katieee]

Originally posted by BB fernzy
Blanket, that's one of Micheal Jackson's kid's :shocked:

me n lance call it ma brother:laugh:

[Tanser_Man]

Wierd person, what next your sister called george?

[katieee]

haha

ma bros called george

are you a mind reader or did you know that:s

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
haha

ma bros called george

are you a mind reader or did you know that:s

I prey on sheep, they feed me info. I give them a field in exchange for peoples personal details.

Doncaster eh Katie.

[Tanser_Man]

Oh btw, i just took a few pics of meself. Thought i'd post them up.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6761/picture1188hf.jpg

Me in a stare.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7016/picture1196qh.jpg

Me eating the Strokes album! ( Someone wanted to know what versio i had so rather then explain, i tried to eat it)

It's amazing what bordum can do for you.

[katieee]

v sexual chris lol:blush:

have you been on ma msn space for this info lol:hugesmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
v sexual chris lol:blush:

have you been on ma msn space for this info lol:hugesmile:

I told you, the sheeps told me in exchange for a field.

They even told me what you eat and what you smell like. You should really bave more often, you stink!

[katieee]

oi i dont stink your the smelly welly:rolleyes:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Oh btw, i just took a few pics of meself. Thought i'd post them up.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/6761/picture1188hf.jpg

Me in a stare.

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7016/picture1196qh.jpg

Me eating the Strokes album! ( Someone wanted to know what versio i had so rather then explain, i tried to eat it)

It's amazing what bordum can do for you.

I worry about you son. You seem to have a rather bizarre oral fixation. That's the umpteenth picture I have seen of you with a foreign object in your mouth. Seek Help! :wink:

[Sunny_01]

I have to say though Tanser - lovely teeth :wavey: I like a nice set of teeth and yours have just stopped you being top of my list!

[Kaz]

................ and I rather like your wallpaper! Verrrrrry nice! :thumbs:

[BigSister]

:joker: Kaz

[lily.]

*hands Sunny the award for best A$$ Kisser of the year.. :laugh:..don't be letting him off with stuff just cuz he looks good!

[Tanser_Man]

Shush Stropz!

At least i can say i've had something in my mouth in the last 6 months, unlike someone!

[lily.]

hah! You would be surpised what's been in my mouth lately. :wink:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
I have to say though Tanser - lovely teeth :wavey: I like a nice set of teeth and yours have just stopped you being top of my list!

What what?

Just stopped me being top of your list? :shocked:

I'm either blonde, or your trying, in a not so obvious way, to tell me i have bad teeth!

I love you anyway.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
hah! You would be surpised what's been in my mouth lately. :wink:

A stick of rock doesn't count. Neither does a cadburys flake!

[lily.]

Dammit, you got me....

[lily.]

Oh yeah, and apparently we were being discussed in our absense mate.

Sunny is making a list of folk to be called to her office, although it's not entirely clear why. I know it has something to do with "misbehaving", so I figured it wouldn't apply to such angelic types as our fine selves.

However, seemingly she decided that either you or I would be top of her list, and since you have lovely teeth, you are hereby saved. Personally, I am offended that your boyish good looks have gotten you out of your punishment, especially when I'm so darned fabulous and pretty gorgeous as well.

However, it is clear that the Sunny one does not swing that way, therefore your gender will always ensure you are safe from the Queen of Darkness as she lays her vengeance upon us.

[lily.]

Footnote: I was at the dentist today, and got a clean bill of health. I too have lovely teeth. I will be lodging an official complaint on the grounds of oral discrimination.

[lily.]

I'm done now. :thumbs:

[Tanser_Man]

Now breathe!

I can't help being great as much as you cant help being a MILF.

I should persuade her to let you off the hook, but then again you haven't been the most welcoming person. Oh and you support Jodie so, ewww you suck!

Maybe thats why your getting punished, for liking a crappy housemate!

[lily.]

Not welcoming??? WTF??? how dare you...:wink:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
Not welcoming??? WTF??? how dare you...:wink:

Well you always used to do me a cup of tea and give me hobnobs, not now. :nono:

[lily.]

ooooooooooooohh. i see how it is..

*puts kettle on*... what do i get in return?.. :wink:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Stropz
ooooooooooooohh. i see how it is..

*puts kettle on*... what do i get in return?.. :wink:

A slap for taking so long!

Pfft. :rolleyes:

[lily.]

That's harsh Tans :nono:

I expect better of you...

Now where did I put that whip....??

[lily.]

*Watches Tans run off...

That done the trick.... :spin:

[Tanser_Man]

Woot!

I'm getting bored of the neverending bullying threads, it's getting pathetic now.

So how are my homies doing today?

[BigSister]

agree Tanser glad some1 does:thumbs:

[ThaGazBoi]

I kind of agree two.

And im absoultly spot on tanser dude what bout u?

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by CrazyGazza
I kind of agree two.

And I'm absoultly spot on tanser dude what bout u?

Bored! Listening to Music.

Nedd to do something but i don't fancy going out, t'is foOking freeezing!

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by BigSister
agree Tanser glad some1 does:thumbs:

:wink:

How's big sister this fine evening?

Oh yeah, what happend to that football league thing?

[Kore]

when have man u got aston villa next? :laugh:

[ThaGazBoi]

Its not that freezing here, Just cold enough for there be to loads of ice on the floor.

Am watching EastEnders :thumbs:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Kore
when have man u got aston villa next? :laugh:

Next season, or maybe in the FA Cup.

We've played you twice already this season silly.

[Z]

What bullying.. O_o

[Tanser_Man]

14 January 2006 - Aston Villa v West Ham, 15:00
21 January 2006 - Tottenham v Aston Villa, 15:00
28 January 2006 - Aston Villa v Port Vale, 15:00
01 February 2006 - Aston Villa v Chelsea, 19:45
04 February 2006 - Middlesbrough v Aston Villa, 15:00
11 February 2006 - Aston Villa v Newcastle, 15:00

The next load of games are very important to Villa though. We should really beat West Ham and maybe get a draw at Spurs. But other then Chelsea we have a real chance of climbing back into the top half of the league. Very winnable games.

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Ziola
What bullying.. O_o

Exactly, there is none.

Yo yo yo Ziola.

[Kore]

Originally posted by Tanser_Man
Originally posted by Kore
when have man u got aston villa next? :laugh:

Next season, or maybe in the FA Cup.

We've played you twice already this season silly.

oops forgot:laugh:

[SMC]

The stuff people talk about on here..needs a touch of class, hence my arrival

[Sunny_01]

welcome back SMC - just as your warning go what a surprise that is lol

[SMC]

Oh what a coincidence, this place isn't the same without me anyways sweetlips,

[Sunny_01]

oh you are so right - who on earth would annoy me and make my life as busy as you do

[SMC]

Exactly, just keeping you on your toes..i mean thats your job after all, so in alot of ways you should be thanking me

[Sunny_01]

*hits SMC over the head with a wet kipper*

This is not my job - this is all purely for fun I enjoy hunting you down and keeping the forum a safe place to be!

[SMC]

' Super Moderator ' Moderating means making sure the forum runs smoothy and ridding the board of evil

Also, if it's all for fun why edit so many of my posts? the majority of my words bring joy to peoples lives

[Sunny_01]

ridding the board of evil means that most of your posts have to be edited - purely for the younger members.

When you are funny you are very funny stick to that it suits you rather than dishing out insults which do not suit anyone!

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by Sunny_01
ridding the board of evil means that most of your posts have to be edited - purely for the younger members.

When you are funny you are very funny stick to that it suits you rather than dishing out insults which do not suit anyone!

Amen.

[katieee]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:hugesmile:

[Tanser_Man]

Originally posted by katieee
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:hugesmile:

Yo my home dawg, westside and all that yeh! :laugh: