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Ben will talk all day to avoid having to lift his hand do any kind of work
snookered
17-07-2010, 12:15 AM
Me too.
Me too.Ben can give you some tips on how to leech money off old ladies and eat well while someone else pays
john james made not working very hard work for ben last night. he was floundering a round looking for a legitimate excuse for his own admitted lazyness .bet he was tired enough to sleep after that session.
Angus
17-07-2010, 07:39 AM
Ben has perfected the art of getting minions to do the work - I hope he writes a book so that I can learn from the maestro. In it I hope he give his top tips on how to refrain from punching the living daylights out of under-evolved amoebas like JJ.
It will be called
"I Did it My Way".
Ben has perfected the art of getting minions to do the work - I hope he writes a book so that I can learn from the maestro. In it I hope he give his top tips on how to refrain from punching the living daylights out of under-evolved amoebas like JJ.
It will be called
"I Did it My Way".
Like the book title - I had been thinking just the same song for his eviction theme. And Ben is more than capable of writing a book, whereas JJ probably has problems with writing his name, never mind a book!
Ben has perfected the art of getting minions to do the work - I hope he writes a book so that I can learn from the maestro. In it I hope he give his top tips on how to refrain from punching the living daylights out of under-evolved amoebas like JJ.
It will be called
"I Did it My Way".that would surely involve work so its never going to happen
Like the book title - I had been thinking just the same song for his eviction theme. And Ben is more than capable of writing a book, whereas JJ probably has problems with writing his name, never mind a book!Ben dose not write he gets someone else to write for him he said that himself
that would surely involve work so its never going to happen
I think that just proves Ben's point that BB chose him for a different reason - his dignity, tolerance and humour - they chose JJ for the brainless tasks. Well chosen imo
Zippy
17-07-2010, 07:56 AM
JJ is the unemployed one. As Ben hilariously points out in his wickedly sly digs!
Ben dose not write he gets someone else to write for him he said that himself
Well that someone wouldn't be JJ - he wouldn't know how to hold the pen
terryrow
17-07-2010, 07:58 AM
what does jj do on the outside world, jack sh*t
fingers
17-07-2010, 07:59 AM
Ben dose not write he gets someone else to write for him he said that himself
It's called a Ghost Writer! someone else does the work and Priscilla gets the cheque.:dance:
Well that someone wouldn't be JJ - he wouldn't know how to hold the penpublic school gives people like Ben a veneer of intelligence but there is nothing underneath ,really he is just Ben nice but dim
public school gives people like Ben a veneer of intelligence but there is nothing underneath ,really he is just Ben nice but dim
Better than being JJ bitter and dim
joeysteele
17-07-2010, 08:13 AM
I've seen Ben work, I never see JJ do much,however I would rather listen to Ben than watch him work anyway,we learn little as to housemates thinking watching them do chores but when theyt alk we learn loads.I also remember BB6 with ANTHONY HUTTON, who had Craig in with him and Craig did all Anthony's cooking, cleaning and washing up,if Anthony wnated a sandwich, Craig jumped up and made it for him but who won that Big Brother series...yes,,ANTHONY HUTTON and all he did was dance in te house.
Angus
17-07-2010, 08:16 AM
that would surely involve work so its never going to happen
No it involves intellect and wit, which Ben has in abundance. Ben makes his living from journalism and I sincerely hope he writes a book about his experience in the BB house - now THAT I would love to read.
Angus
17-07-2010, 08:17 AM
what does jj do on the outside world, jack sh*t
Ben is a political correspondent and a journalist. What does JJ do apart from impersonate a middle-aged footballer?
Angus
17-07-2010, 08:21 AM
It's called a Ghost Writer! someone else does the work and Priscilla gets the cheque.:dance:
Ben will not require the services of a ghost writer - he makes a very good living from his own impressive writing skills.
He's a political correspondent and a journalist. What does JJ do apart from impersonate a middle-aged footballer?Ben dose not really understand the things he talks about, he was talking about history the other night and he got facts dates and events all mixed up, thats also why he ended up supporting the nazis last week. he has a superficial grasp of all subjects ,its the work thing again he dose not want to do it
Kazanne
17-07-2010, 08:44 AM
Ben dose not really understand the things he talks about, he was talking about history the other night and he got facts dates and events all mixed up, thats also why he ended up supporting the nazis last week. he has a superficial grasp of all subjects ,its the work thing again he dose not want to do it
You really are a JJ fan aren't you,you sound just like him,do not listen will not listen,lol
fingers
17-07-2010, 08:45 AM
Ben will not require the services of a ghost writer - he makes a very good living from his own impressive writing skills.
Actually most of his income comes from escorting middle aged but stinkingg rich "sugar mummies" to functions then servicing them afterwards, IF he can be arsed.
By his own admission he has no fixed abode, just sponges off his upper class "friends"
You really are a JJ fan aren't you,you sound just like him,do not listen will not listen,lolno i have written threads attacking JJ on here before
JJ is the unemployed one. As Ben hilariously points out in his wickedly sly digs!
He's taking time off as his dad passed away and left some money. get over it!
Kazanne
17-07-2010, 09:02 AM
Ben did not say he was unemployed did he,as he explained last night to the jabbeing child,When he had his wig on Ben quipped "You look like your unemployed" that's all it was a joke,but the kid thrw a wobbly again
WOMBAI
17-07-2010, 09:03 AM
He's taking time off as his dad passed away and left some money. get over it!
Wasn't that several years ago! Obviously we don't know how much money his dad left - but I would imagine he would have wanted him to use it as some sort of investment/nest egg - rather than giving up work altogether and living off it until it runs out - what a waste!
Wasn't that several years ago! Obviously we don't know how much money his dad left - but I would imagine he would have wanted him to use it as some sort of investment/nest egg - rather than giving up work altogether and living off it until it runs out - what a waste!you can always make more money if your not afraid of work
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