hair today and gone tomorrow (not a nice poem)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

hair today , gone tomorrow (not a nice poem)



my preferred choice would have been that ugly moose,

but caoimhe was not up, she's still on the loose.

now some views on ife and her contribution,

not nasty and vile, but a mild pollution.

yes she could flip but it was to far and few between,

her lack of input is what is not keeping me keen.

the Joe welcomes the voters choice and dose congratulate,

iffy got 55% of the vote, a 2 way split on 45% is a low accumulate.

so mario and corin are sitting pretty, but are unaware,

45% between 2 is only a little over 20% vote share.

thank you everyone who voted, the joe is a happy bunny,

but i want caoimhe out next to have a house that's sunny.

bye bye ife, thank you for your time you did borrow,

hair today and well and truly gone tomorrow.



(hi everyone bb message board < the joe is very happy with who went last night ? there can not be anyone thats sad or is there ?)

[Ammi]

And what about Andrew? lets sing his praise
Another fine character, lets sing his praise
"Are you luving it?", "No, I'm depressed"
"Are you sure your not luving it?" PLeeeeease give it a rest
"Are you sure your not buzzin?", the irritant bee
Bury her under the Temptation Tree
Am warming to Andrew, more every day
Another fine housemate, for that I say yay!!!!!!

[Jackie]

Great poems:joker:

[Zippy]

Cameltoe; ugly moose on the loose!

Love it.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

rhino

< what a loverly peace includeing the pun,
for such along time the joe has not had this much fun.
the joe gets down on one knee and dose propose to the rhino,
our church music will be the big brother theme on a piano.
poetry will be our communication and our common ground,
untill one day i look and you are not around.
i will do your nut in rhino untill the preasure you can not cope,
back on my todd now with no hope.
driveing everyone up the wall but with big brother still obsessed,
i hope you can all see my passion for this great show as i so badly want to have exspressed.


lol @ the joe

[WOMBAI]

hair today , gone tomorrow (not a nice poem)



my preferred choice would have been that ugly moose,

but caoimhe was not up, she's still on the loose.

now some views on ife and her contribution,

not nasty and vile, but a mild pollution.

yes she could flip but it was to far and few between,

her lack of input is what is not keeping me keen.

the Joe welcomes the voters choice and dose congratulate,

iffy got 55% of the vote, a 2 way split on 45% is a low accumulate.

so mario and corin are sitting pretty, but are unaware,

45% between 2 is only a little over 20% vote share.

thank you everyone who voted, the joe is a happy bunny,

but i want caoimhe out next to have a house that's sunny.

bye bye ife, thank you for your time you did borrow,

hair today and well and truly gone tomorrow.



(hi everyone bb message board < the joe is very happy with who went last night ? there can not be anyone thats sad or is there ?)

I love the first two lines - good poem!

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

wombai < the joe lovs you lol

[Ammi]

have just got back, sorry am late
Of course us two can have a date
But first I have to worship Ben
Because he is the man of men
But you can be my number two
Cos to you I'm gonna say 'I do'
lol

[alc09]

First two lines are superb, fella.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

rhino

dont worry about being late,
when ever you are here we have a date.
ben dose not need worshipping,
because the joe is far more gripping.
i can not settle for second best,
because your communication skills are the best.
gretnagreen here we come and i have got the ring,
the wedding vowls i have made rime and are for sure to sting.


rhino lol

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

as for you whombai < thats a loverly cat lol