Ife Leaves (poem)

[JayManUnleashed]

So Ife has had her day
Leaving the other housemates to stay.
She acted a fool
The others, they're cool.
I would of liked Corin to go, but i can't change the rules
Why don't the BB House just have good swimming pools?
It would make it much easier to vote
Sometimes they'll wear they're coat.
But i don't care,
I don't shred a tear
But if you want another housemate, i'm over here.

[Ammi]

Thats a great poem you made me go lol
The trouble with Ife, she's just like a doll
She's perfect to look at but not much depth there
Though its true to say, she has more depth than hair
Now that she's gone she wont be that missed
Keeva's more interested in getting right pissed
Lets move on from Ife, enough has been said
of that meddling girl and her clean shaven head

[Saph]

Ife was a witch
Ife was a bitch
Ife was a twat
Ife was a cat
Ife was a dick
Ife needed a good kick!

My poem<3

[Stacey.]

LOL. Was just going to say 'What?! She's walked?!' lmao.

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

love all the poems everyone < the joe is buzzin lol as corin would say lol