predict the next thomas c thread

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:xyxwave:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'hey everybody lets meet up in my local park and drink beer together'

oh wait we have already had that one

:joker::joker::joker:

[Jack_]

Hopefully this one:

'I'm leaving. And this time I mean it'

Alternatively he could just receive his long overdue permanent ban.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Whats a homosexual?

[Smithy]

Something about his house/stupid fish

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'i once tried anal sex but the girl pood and we were on her mums bed and didnt know what to do so we blamed it on her grandad'

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Something about his house/stupid fish

im sorry but i dont believe that is his house, i mean he hasnt even got broadband he still has dial up but he can afford a house likt that? :shocked:

riiiiiiight :joker::joker::joker:

[Smithy]

'i once tried anal sex but the girl pood and we were on her mums bed and didnt know what to do so we blamed it on her grandad'

You stole that from Coming Of Age :nono:

[Claymores]

:xyxwave:

Geez a kiss hottie

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

You stole that from Coming Of Age :nono:

i know lol

*hangs head in shame*

[Mrluvaluva]

Anyone want to buy a game of Twister? It's on e-bay. A few of us were playing it and I had drank some vodka. I laughed so hard I pissed myself. I folded it up without thinking. It's slightly yellow now and smells a bit but the colours are still fine. The spin board is a bit warped. Offers welcome.

[ILoveTRW]

"I see dead people"

[Claymores]

i know lol

*hangs head in shame*

2nd hand queen then

[DrunkerThanMoses]

"I see dead people"

Micheal Jackson and Jade Goodey are here with me now :shocked:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Geez a kiss hottie

:kiss:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

2nd hand queen then

:bawling:

[Stacey.]

Me and Jade Goody have changed places.

I'm dead and she's alive and well :)

[InOne]

:bawling:

Are you drunk? :cat:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

we havent had a marge thread for a while i wonder how her trial is going

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Are you drunk? :cat:

i dont drink :xyxwave:

[InOne]

i dont drink :xyxwave:

:shocked: why?

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Or maybe the twist is, Thomas C is really Simonsays.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:shocked: why?

drinking is overrated. crack is the way forward. :dance:

[KG.]

"I just farted, but a little bit of poo came out, is this normal?"

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Or maybe the twist is, Thomas C is really Simonsays.

:shocked: now that would be a twist :whistle:

[InOne]

drinking is overrated. crack is the way forward. :dance:

:joker:

[Smithy]

we havent had a marge thread for a while i wonder how her trial is going
He posted a pic of him/her the other day

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

i love crack

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2005/Sep/Week1/1329571.jpg

:wavey:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

He posted a pic of him/her the other day

i know its obviously his sister, like i said in the other thread its basically thomas with a wig on.

[Smithy]

I dont get why he'd have a carer anyway if he lives with his parents :/

His whole story is full of plotholes

[WOMBAI]

He got his dog pregnant - will he have to pay puppy support!

[Smithy]

Maybe it will be about his dad impregnating him :O

[BB_Eye]

'Should I wear Tena lady to prevent me from wetting the bed?'

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I dont get why he'd have a carer anyway if he lives with his parents :/

His whole story is full of plotholes

exactly i just dont understand at all :conf: he says he wants to get a job with the police? im pretty sure the police wouldnt want marge tagging along with thomas

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

'Should I wear Tena lady to prevent me from wetting the bed?'

:joker::joker::joker:

[Claymores]

:bawling:

Geez a cuddle

[Claymores]

Maybe it will be about his dad impregnating him :O

hahahahahaha :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Geez a cuddle

:hug:

[Smithy]

exactly i just dont understand at all :conf: he says he wants to get a job with the police? im pretty sure the police wouldnt want marge tagging along with thomas

Yea, why would they employ someone that needs a carer :s

[Mrluvaluva]

i love crack

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2005/Sep/Week1/1329571.jpg

:wavey:


http://www.therealmartha.com/buttments2/toon_dog_hooked_on_crack.jpg

[Claymores]

'Should I wear Tena lady to prevent me from wetting the bed?'

Use red sheets instead :thumbs:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Yea, why would they employ someone that needs a carer :s

now im confused! is he bullshitting about having a carer or joining the police :conf: both cant be true lol

[Claymores]

:hug:

Hola saucy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

im gonna get to the bottom of this

http://www.northeastern.edu/offcampus/images/Detective.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Hola saucy

:love:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Thanks for this thread. Marge's court case has been adjourned. It has been re-scheduled for the 26th of this month. It was suppose to be on the 17th.

[Claymores]

Thanks for this thread. Marge's court case has been adjourned. It has been re-scheduled for the 26th of this month. It was suppose to be on the 17th.

Finally I can sleep Tom

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Finally I can sleep Tom

you wont be getting any sleep tonight Mr :cat:

[Claymores]

:love:

Don't pretend to be a shy wee thing

[InOne]

I didn't know you batted for the other team Ian :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Don't pretend to be a shy wee thing

http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2008/10/29/cml2.jpg

:wavey:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I didn't know you batted for the other team Ian :joker:

lets all 3 of us bat together :hello:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Finally I can sleep Tom

Awww Ian. Don't worry. Our Marge is a strong one mate.

[InOne]

lets all 3 of us bat together :hello:

It's not the way I roll Mr :nono:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Simonsays, We can't get Broadband because of where we live. We live in the countryside and are too far away from the exchange.

[Claymores]

I didn't know you batted for the other team Ian :joker:

Who can't play for england when simonsays is promising all-sorts?!

[InOne]

Who can't play for england when simonsays is promising all-sorts?!

D: lol

[Claymores]

lets all 3 of us bat together :hello:

I thought we were exclusive - you're peeing me off again :bawling:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

It's not the way I roll Mr :nono:

:bawling:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I thought we were exclusive - you're peeing me off again :bawling:

we are :hug:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why is it every thread i make gets turned into a raunchy sexfest :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Claymores]

we are :hug:

No going in the Park with Thomas or I'll get jealous :nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

No going in the Park with Thomas or I'll get jealous :nono:

k :worship:

[Claymores]

why is it every thread i make gets turned into a raunchy sexfest :bawling::bawling::bawling:

Must be you hotster

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Must be you hotster

whooo im on fiya :dance:

[Shasown]

Sorry for not posting earlier but I was abducted by aliens,.... fill in your own BS details including chat about anal intrusions etc.... has this happened to anyone else recently?



Thanks for this thread. Marge's court case has been adjourned. It has been re-scheduled for the 26th of this month. It was suppose to be on the 17th.

Load of cock Thomas 17th was a saturday - like yesterday.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Sorry for not posting earlier but I was abducted by aliens,.... fill in your own BS details including chat about anal intrusions etc.... has this happened to anyone else recently?

:joker::joker::joker:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Sorry for not posting earlier but I was abducted by aliens,.... fill in your own BS details including chat about anal intrusions etc.... has this happened to anyone else recently?





Load of cock Thomas 17th was a saturday - like yesterday.

I know it was yesterday. We found out it had been changed a couple of weeks a go. I don't tell this forum everything.

[Shasown]

I know it was yesterday. We found out it had been changed a couple of weeks a go. I don't tell this forum everything.

A bit unusual for a court to sit on a saturday, which courthouse or magistrates court is she supposed to be up at?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

A bit unusual for a court to sit on a saturday, which courthouse or magistrates court is she supposed to be up at?

whoo you go gurl!

[Miss Ivy Balls]

A bit unusual for a court to sit on a saturday, which courthouse or magistrates court is she supposed to be up at?

Exactly! They got the dates wrong so sent us another letter out. :xyxwave:

[Claymores]

A bit unusual for a court to sit on a saturday, which courthouse or magistrates court is she supposed to be up at?

You in a minge mood Tel? this is Thomas we're talking!

[Jords]

Hey I bought a new fish called Jack Tweed.

[Shasown]

Exactly! They got the dates wrong so sent us another letter out. :xyxwave:

PMSL yeah right its a computer generated generic letter dates are pre set with available court bookings.

So was it Stratford Courthouse or Leamington Spa Justice Centre she is supposed to be appearing at?

[Shasown]

You in a minge mood Tel? this is Thomas we're talking!

Nah just playing like a cat Ian pmsl

[Miss Ivy Balls]

PMSL yeah right its a computer generated generic letter dates are pre set with available court bookings.

So was it Stratford Courthouse or Leamington Spa Justice Centre she is supposed to be appearing at?

Why would it be Stratford?

The computers must have got it wrong. Don't ask me! I'm not the one going court.

[Shasown]

Why would it be Stratford?

The computers must have got it wrong. Don't ask me! I'm not the one going court.

Big revamp at leamington spa, was supposed to open in July but building work was delayed. All its cases were transferred to Stratford.

"The Court in Newbold Terrace, Leamington Spa is closed until at least July 2010. When it will re-open as a Justice Centre. Court hearings are being held at Stratford until then."

[Callum]

Marge's funeral where her body was missing from the coffin to Thomas C's horror

[Shasown]

Just as an adjoinder Thomas the reason she would make an appearance at Stratford is because the first cases wont be heard in Leamington until at least September
Leamington's new justice centre is due to be completed in July 2010, with the first cases to be heard two months later
http://www.leamingtoncourier.co.uk/news/Controversial-new-Justice-Centre-will.5798531.jp


The other bit about Stratford came from here matey
http://www.warwickshire.gov.uk/corporate/communit.nsf/WebPrint/79E8B5705C7A891880256FAB00531253?opendocument


:wink:

[Jessica.]

Are my name, address and credit card number easy to remember?
Here they are.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Are my name, address and credit card number easy to remember?
Here they are.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

LOL. Some of these suggestions are making me laugh.

[Shasown]

Does anyone believe in reincarnation or more precisely transmigration? I was sat at my garden pond lamenting my beloved Jade Goody, may she rest in peace. When that damn heron landed beside me.

It waddled right up to me. looked me in the eye and just as I was about to hit it, she opened her mouth in the sme way my beloved jade did when she used to speak to me.

Is it possible that my much lamented Jade transmigrated to the heron that had her for brunch yesterday, or she was swallowed the very essence of her entered the herons bloodstream and eventually ended up in and taking control of her brain?

[CaraRawr]

Marge has been eaten by flying pigs.

[arista]

Next Thomas C thread:


"Help My Arse is So Fat"

[Braden]

Can anyone guess Marge's middle name?

[BOOSH]

:laugh3: