how old is claymores

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

seriously i need to know if i carry on with this sexy talk i could send his pacemaker into overdrive and he could explode :shocked:

and i will not be held responsible for that :nono:

[InOne]

Old enough to still give you a good time ;)

[Smithy]

I'd guess mid 30s

[Jessica.]

44

[Miss Ivy Balls]

LOL.

I told you simonsays. He is near his 50s.

[Kerry]

44 I think

[Malza]

interesting question

[Malza]

Iaaaaaaaaaan, get out of the corner

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

44

:shocked:

*sobs while sitting on floor in shower*

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I bet you're about 15 simon.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I bet you're about 15 simon.

no im 12

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

joking lol

[InOne]

simonsays is around 19

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

simonsays is around 19

:shocked: how did you know that?

[Kerry]

I'm crap at guessing ages. But he did say he's 44 so can only go on that

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Nothing wrong Simon. You're still legal to bang him on, but don't go too fast.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

whooo i have a sugar daddy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[Claymores]

:blush2:

I'll be 45 on 29 August

Does that make me a bad person or invalid :bawling:

[Kerry]

:blush2:

I'll be 45 on 29 August

Does that make me a bad person or invalid :bawling:

I still love you :love:

Now drop Simonsays......

[InOne]

:shocked: how did you know that?

I am your stalker, duh. :tongue:

[Malza]

:blush2:

I'll be 45 on 29 August

welcome in my age league

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I still love you :love:

Now drop Simonsays......

:nono:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

hey baby i got your present

http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/1958.jpg

thats not your main present you got that on the night :wink: :cat: :blush:

[Kerry]

:nono:

Sorry. Green eyed monster

:bawling:

.... plus you were going purple there for a sec..

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I am your stalker, duh. :tongue:

:hug:

[InOne]

:hug:

:devil:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:devil:

:worship:

[Claymores]

welcome in my age league

bundesliga old?

[Claymores]

whooo i have a sugar daddy

The quote is "Only as old at the person you are feeling-up" :joker:

[Shasown]

How sweet Ian you have your own stalker/toyboy/twink. Lucky you mate.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

How sweet Ian you have your own stalker/toyboy/twink. Lucky you mate.

:nono::nono::nono:

[Claymores]

hey baby i got your present

http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/1958.jpg

Stick them up your arse :mad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Stick them up your arse :mad:

:shocked: whats wrong :conf:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.manslipper.net/images/mens_slippers/mens_slippers_250x251.jpg

better?

[Claymores]

better?

Grow up child

[Shasown]

PMSL, this is even better than the predict thomas' next thread thread

[Miss Ivy Balls]

http://www.manslipper.net/images/mens_slippers/mens_slippers_250x251.jpg

better?

:joker:

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Those slipeprs are like something a 90 year old would wear.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Grow up child

:bawling:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.electricmobilityscootersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/adjustable-bath-chair.jpg

better?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/2196/2879tobacco_pipe.jpg

[Miss Ivy Balls]

http://www.electricmobilityscootersblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/adjustable-bath-chair.jpg

better?

Get him a zimmerfrain. He'll be made up with that.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.mobilitypeople.co.uk/images/MPSZS.jpg

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Here you go Ian:

http://avionicsman.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/pimped-out-mobility-scooter.jpg

That's more your style, isn't it?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/left-field/Flat_Cap_BrownHB.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.denturecreamalert.com/images/fixodent_large.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.hcmedicalequipment.com/images/Products/StairLift.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.foryourconvenience.com/wp-includes/images/fyc9.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_myelwFdVb1Q/SEv8gpZ2bfI/AAAAAAAAB5c/spAIo9sIwTk/s320/countdown.JPG

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10877374/Shopping_Cart_Trolley_For_Old_People.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.trumps.com.au/products/specification/Pictures/supj.jpg

[Miss Ivy Balls]

What positions do you want to try with Ian, Simon?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://www.viewpoints.com/images/review/2008/181/19/1214784207-63807_full.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i think ive upset him hes not gonna talk to me now hes turned his hearing aid off so he cant hear me :bawling:

im gonna steal his reading glasses then he wont be able to do the crossword, he will talk then :dance:

[Kerry]

Tsk don't be ageist


Now pass me that trolley.... I live on a hill, it'll be a hoot

[Miss Ivy Balls]

i think ive upset him hes not gonna talk to me now hes turned his hearing aid off so he cant hear me :bawling:

im gonna steal his reading glasses then he wont be able to do the crossword, he will talk then :dance:

He is 44. Not 84. :joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

love you really :hug:

[ange7]

Judging by this thread....
Simonsays and Thomas C seem to be the biggest pair of losers in tibb history. Congrats! hehe

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Judging by this thread....
Simonsays and Thomas C seem to be the biggest pair of losers in tibb history. Congrats! hehe

Thanks! I like to offer my services to all.

[ange7]

Thanks! I like to offer my services to all.
... in public toilets.

[bettiepage]

he's 49. he's been on cam many times.

[Stacey.]

:joker:

[BOOSH]

You're older than my dad xD
The pics here are hilariousssssss

[Claymores]

he's 49. he's been on cam many times.

:joker:

I'm officially in the huff with simonsays :bawling:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

I'm officially in the huff with simonsays :bawling:

:shocked:

[Stacey.]

simonsays, are you actually female?

[Shaun]

yay for ageism :rolleyes:

[Claymores]

simonsays, are you actually female?

wee stace - are you actually daft?

[Claymores]

You're older than my dad xD
The pics here are hilariousssssss

Sod off Rach :bawling:

[30stone]

Closed.