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JohnnyBB
19-07-2010, 10:19 AM
John James has complained that he is bored in the Big Brother house.

Speaking in the kitchen to Caoimhe and Mario, the Australian said that the show's producers were not doing enough to make things interesting. He then disucssed this year's housemates.

"Surely there must have been people who lied on their forms," he began. "I thinks it’s the ****test dynamic in the history of Big Brother, everyone gets along."

John James stated that new housemates such as Keeley had disappointed him, before Caoimhe mentioned that it was impossible to create fun events in the house

"I tried to have fun last week but I got accused of getting my boobs out," she began. "And you can't expect one person to get it going 'cause people look at them and go, ‘What are you doing?’."

The student then went on to comment that the reason behind the group's boredom might be the inclusion of "two 40-year-olds who have kids" and Corin, who Caoimhe believes is too easily excited.

"Do something," John James ordered to Big Brother. "Play it on the ****ing plasma after we've all nominated. If it divides people it divides people. I want to know what people are thinking."

Mario then joked that if ex-housemate Shabby was still in the house, the tension that she previously caused would keep everyone entertained.

"I wish Shabby was still here every day. By now we would have stirred so much **** up," Caoimhe replied. "I'm going to continue this raincloud of doom."

DrunkerThanMoses
19-07-2010, 10:38 AM
To be fair, it is the truth.

Novo
19-07-2010, 10:39 AM
If he is bored.......

He can get the **** out of Bens house!

Niamh.
19-07-2010, 10:43 AM
To be fair, it is the truth.

it sure is Jon, (Mario stayed!:hugesmile:)

Stacey.
19-07-2010, 10:44 AM
I agree with them, Big Brother needs to do something more. Like the live nominations thing.

stoney
19-07-2010, 10:50 AM
if the paranoid wreck would just shut the feck up and get on with it.

he always has to know fecking best about everything.

If Caoimhe would stop sucking all the fun out the place the rest could get on with having a laugh and enjoying themsleves. But with them in there there is the constant looking down their noses at any of the others when they have fun esecially during their analysis/bitchin time in the loo

Just Do It
19-07-2010, 10:51 AM
Yeah, I agree. If wasn't for John & Caoimhe (whether you like them or not) it would be a very dull house.

SocietyIsRuined
19-07-2010, 10:52 AM
I didn't like Shabby but she would have livened up the show. It's becoming remotely close to BB4. Nothing much is happening and nothing much can make it happen.

DrunkerThanMoses
19-07-2010, 10:52 AM
it sure is Jon, (Mario stayed!:hugesmile:)

:dance:

Niamh.
19-07-2010, 10:53 AM
if the paranoid wreck would just shut the feck up and get on with it.

he always has to know fecking best about everything.

If Caoimhe would stop sucking all the fun out the place the rest could get on with having a laugh and enjoying themsleves. But with them in there there is the constant looking down their noses at any of the others when they have fun esecially during their analysis/bitchin time in the loo

Do you seriously think that if caoimhe and John were gone, that suddenly the others would be become entertaining? ( and I don't count saying I'm lovin' it as entertainment btw!)

stoney
19-07-2010, 10:53 AM
I agree with them, Big Brother needs to do something more. Like the live nominations thing.

cowardly JJ's head would explode if he was made to nominate live :joker:

as usual he is just saying what his homework into the prog has indicated would be the best sort of thing to say any year round about the half way point:sleep:

stoney
19-07-2010, 10:57 AM
Do you seriously think that if caoimhe and John were gone, that suddenly the others would be become entertaining? ( and I don't count saying I'm lovin' it as entertainment btw!)

well what fun things do they bring to the prog:conf:

bitchin and snearing in the loo:conf:

temper tantrums for 2 year olds:conf:

even when they were ALL having a luagh the other night Caoimhe had to ruin it and make others uncomfortable with her nuts addition:sleep:

they BOTH suck the good vibes from the house and leave the others on edge.

So without them the house may beome more fun, or not. But neither of them bring much in the way of genuine fun to the house themselves do they:conf:

em555
19-07-2010, 10:58 AM
i agree with them, although i do enjoy arguments, jjs arguments are always really dull and annoying!
steve only got in to cuz hes a war hero. ffs they should have known hed be boring, hes married with kids ffs! and dave only got in cuz his controversial religous views, but its pretty obvious hes not going to go round damning everyone, so why the hell id he get in??

Blueisthecolour
19-07-2010, 11:01 AM
I partly agree but don't agree about the 40 year olds. You need a mix of ages.

Having a bunch of screeching young people in the house would be a nightmare.

As for people lying on their applications, of course they do.

Angus
19-07-2010, 11:14 AM
cowardly JJ's head would explode if he was made to nominate live :joker:

as usual he is just saying what his homework into the prog has indicated would be the best sort of thing to say any year round about the half way point:sleep:

BB: "John James please give us your nomination and explain your reasons why:

JJ: "honestly I don't know, I wouldn't like to be responsible for anyone going home. I couldn't stay in the house knowing I'd sent someone home.
(pause while his face screws into a frown which denotes he is attempting to look as though he's thinking).
"BB, I want to put myself up, for being an argumentative twat".
(JJ's frown goes into overdrive as he gives a stab at a pious caring look, whilst waiting for BB to "force" him to nominate someone).

BB: "JJ, you have put yourself up for eviction, and your nomination is accepted".


(JJ's head explodes)

ange7
19-07-2010, 11:17 AM
If he is bored.......

He can get the **** out of Bens house!
lol Ben the other day said "We've lanced the big personalities!!". Yes it's Ben's boring house

Novo
19-07-2010, 11:18 AM
lol Ben the other day said "We've lanced the big personalities!!". Yes it's Ben's boring house

It is the House of greatness for a great King called Benjamin Duncan rules

Mac Hiavellian
19-07-2010, 11:19 AM
BB doesn't strive solely on arguments. They've had a few this year but in BB1, 2 and 3 the HMs were all one group with no real outsiders or long-lasting tensions because they'd all make up again. It's only BB4 where hardly anything happened and one of the biggest dramas was over a lack of sugar

chuff me dizzy
19-07-2010, 11:19 AM
He was as usual SPOT ON , the house IS boring ,all the "Goody gsng" If JJ and Keeva left there would be nothing to watch ,Stev on the sofa mauling girls,Dave preaching his vile cult,Ben bigging himself up and going to bed early ,Corin screeching her catchphraese ,Rachels nasel gob ,Josie ass licking everyone in turns ,Keeley cleaning ,Jj is spot on right ,without him and Keeva the show is dead

chuff me dizzy
19-07-2010, 11:20 AM
lol Ben the other day said "We've lanced the big personalities!!". Yes it's Ben's boring house

True and it isnt good tv

stoney
19-07-2010, 11:25 AM
just like with all the other inmates, it looks like we are only allowed to enjoy our program on JJ's terms:sleep:

do any other herd of fans of other inmates spend as much time as his sheep do telling the rest of us what we are and are not allowed to do or think:nono::sleep::conf:

Kore
19-07-2010, 11:25 AM
If he is bored.......

He can get the **** out of Bens house!


He is right though!

and BENS HOUSE??? hahahahaha so ridiculous

ange7
19-07-2010, 11:39 AM
It is the House of greatness for a great King called Benjamin Duncan rules
lol hobbit...back to Mordor with you :P

ange7
19-07-2010, 11:40 AM
just like with all the other inmates, it looks like we are only allowed to enjoy our program on JJ's terms:sleep:

do any other herd of fans of other inmates spend as much time as his sheep do telling the rest of us what we are and are not allowed to do or think:nono::sleep::conf:
yibbada yibbada.....

Kazanne
19-07-2010, 01:45 PM
just like with all the other inmates, it looks like we are only allowed to enjoy our program on JJ's terms:sleep:

do any other herd of fans of other inmates spend as much time as his sheep do telling the rest of us what we are and are not allowed to do or think:nono::sleep::conf:

Agree Stoney,we are entitalled NOT to like JJ:xyxwave:

Zippy
19-07-2010, 01:51 PM
That twat is so aware of everything on the show. Total gameplayer who contrives arguements coz he thinks itll be good for his profile on the show. A BB uberfan. I see his game.

Fake ass gameplayer. Not being himself at all but has the nerve to keep accusing others!

chuff me dizzy
19-07-2010, 01:56 PM
That twat is so aware of everything on the show. Total gameplayer who contrives arguements coz he thinks itll be good for his profile on the show. A BB uberfan. I see his game.

Fake ass gameplayer. Not being himself at all but has the nerve to keep accusing others!

Says Zippy with a photo of Borin !!! :laugh3::laugh2::laugh3::laugh2:

Lwize
19-07-2010, 01:57 PM
JJ had a point -- Steve and Dave don't bring much fun to the house.
The producers seriously dropped the ball for the final season, both with HM's and challenges.

Patrick
19-07-2010, 01:58 PM
Well said Caoimhe and John James, one of the most boring seasons ever.

Marzy
19-07-2010, 01:58 PM
If he is bored.......

He can get the **** out of Bens house!

:thumbs:

DrunkerThanMoses
19-07-2010, 02:00 PM
The doom and gloom group are the best in there.

chuff me dizzy
19-07-2010, 02:01 PM
JJ had a point -- Steve and Dave don't bring much fun to the house.
The producers seriously dropped the ball for the final season, both with HM's and challenges.

Worst hm8s for a long time ,Dave should never have been allowed in there due to his sect ,but both under the radar

Bigbrofan25
19-07-2010, 02:03 PM
John was right the producers are not doing enough for the final series on channel 4 they have had the least twists since BB2

The housemates are bored half the viewers are bored too

I am sick of some people attacking us people who speak out and moan about us telling them its boring

The thing is we want to watch the show we love BB but its a fact that BB producers aren`t doing enough to keep the entertainment up

I admire Johns honest opinion on this

Bigbrofan25
19-07-2010, 02:06 PM
Well said Caoimhe and John James, one of the most boring seasons ever.

They the producers have made it boring because they don`t want it to return

Zippy
19-07-2010, 02:06 PM
I admire Johns honest opinion on this

Every year HMs moan about how dull it is in there and how the viewers must be bored too. EVERY YEAR.

Suddenly JJ says it and its supposed to be insightful and honest? No, just effing OBVIOUS.

Angus
19-07-2010, 02:26 PM
Well said Caoimhe and John James, one of the most boring seasons ever.

Then they should trot off and leave the rest of us to enjoy the HMs we DO want to see. The arrogance of those pair of jumped up fakes is staggering.