Ben in the Kitchen

[fingers]

He is letting Andrew do all the work, telling him "Im a very good cook", funny how he doesn't know how to peel or chop an onion, asks Andrew to get him a bread knife!

[fingers]

He found an onion that makes him teary, so he pressgangs St. Dave to cut up the rest!

[watchinittoomuch]

OMG! WHAT A LIBERTY!1!!!

I reckon that onion palaver is enough to call OfCom about eh :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

ben is the king.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

He tried to bitch about mario once again as well to andrew, andrew dosent give a ****

[fingers]

OMG! WHAT A LIBERTY!1!!!

I reckon that onion palaver is enough to call OfCom about eh :laugh:

What's their number?

[Visage]

4u9a6l54idU

[Mystic Mock]

He tried to bitch about mario once again as well to andrew, andrew dosent give a ****

so has mario bitched about ben.

[watchinittoomuch]

What's their number?


I havent a scooby, but what with this and the thumb sucking if they dont get called I'd make my next choice Scotland Yard:hugesmile:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

so has mario bitched about ben.

No he hasent, even if he has, he hasent been as bad as ben has been. two faced little ****.

at least mario ahs the guts to tell ben what he thinks, mr no balls ben on the other hand

[Highlander]

I havent a scooby, but what with this and the thumb sucking if they dont get called I'd make my next choice Scotland Yard:hugesmile:

**** that, try MI5.

[Highlander]

He is letting Andrew do all the work, telling him "Im a very good cook", funny how he doesn't know how to peel or chop an onion, asks Andrews to get him a bread knife!

Ben does know how to cook, he opened packets of ready meals on Celebrity Come Dine with Me last year. ;) He put them in the oven and everything, he even took them out again.

[watchinittoomuch]

**** that, try MI5.


I cant pester them, I've already got them on the case of what happens to all the socks in my house :shrug:

[hotleggs]

well done ben , your cooking well

[hotleggs]

Ben does know how to cook, he opened packets of ready meals on Celebrity Come Dine with Me last year. ;) He put them in the oven and everything, he even took them out again.

and can you cook gordon ?

[fingers]

Ben does know how to cook, he opened packets of ready meals on Celebrity Come Dine with Me last year. ;) He put them in the oven and everything, he even took them out again.

You mean he didn't order someone to do all that for him!? wow!!

[Highlander]

and can you cook gordon ?

Gordon Ramsay weeps when he tastes how good my cooking is. :hugesmile:

Hey, I like Ben you dodo.

[Angus]

Andrew is the Sous Chef, and must take directions from Master Chef Ben:D

[Highlander]

You mean he didn't order someone to do all that for him!? wow!!

Actually he was helping out the Raify, so in a way he was the servant for a change. :shocked:

[hotleggs]

Gordon Ramsay weeps when he tastes how good my cooking is. :hugesmile:

Hey, I like Ben you dodo.

lol

he weeps for the doctor too come

[Mystic Mock]

No he hasent, even if he has, he hasent been as bad as ben has been. two faced little ****.

at least mario ahs the guts to tell ben what he thinks, mr no balls ben on the other hand

not everybody has to be a science,charley and john james you know.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

not everybody has to be a science,charley and john james you know.

and not everyone has to bitch about the same thing all the time, dosent he know that the only perosn who cares about his bitching his arse licking amte dave?

I rather watch them three than ben constant same old bitching :sleep:

[Mystic Mock]

and not everyone has to bitch about the same thing all the time, dosent he know that the only perosn who cares about his bitching his arse licking amte dave?

I rather watch them three than ben constant same old bitching :sleep:

what about john james same old bitching every night about people being fake and he isnt?

[DrunkerThanMoses]

what about john james same old bitching every night about people being fake and he isnt?

I agree, but at least hes honest half the time to tell people what he thinks.

On l/f now, he wont shut up about jj.. and my favourote quote from ben "Ive never bitched about john james" :joker: First time ben has made me laugh, liar.

[Mystic Mock]

I agree, but at least hes honest half the time to tell people what he thinks.

On l/f now, he wont shut up about jj.. and my favourote quote from ben "Ive never bitched about john james" :joker: First time ben has made me laugh, liar.

john james acts like he never bitches but he does and ive never heard him say to keeley that he dosent like her so yeah jj tells the truth all the time lol.

[Highlander]

lol

he weeps for the doctor too come

Why are you so hostile? I wasn't even anti Ben and you go off on one.

[Malza]

Ben in the kitchen = FAIL

[Beso]

I cant pester them, I've already got them on the case of what happens to all the socks in my house :shrug:

:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

pray to the ben.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

pray to the ben.

Rather pray to daves lord.. he get you drunk :dance:

[Mystic Mock]

Rather pray to daves lord.. he get you drunk :dance:

the ben gives me more crisps.

[Livia]

So... Ben is in the kitchen, and is managing to blag everone else into doing the work. I call that using your initiative.

[Kazanne]

john james acts like he never bitches but he does and ive never heard him say to keeley that he dosent like her so yeah jj tells the truth all the time lol.

He aint never bitched about JJ,he has always told the truth infact he has been overly kind about him,imo.

[Mystic Mock]

He aint never bitched about JJ,he has always told the truth infact he has been overly kind about him,imo.

im on about jj bitching but he protends he dosent.

[Kazanne]

im on about jj bitching but he protends he dosent.

I know Jedward it was to another poster,LOL,I quoted the wrong post

[Mystic Mock]

I know Jedward it was to another poster,LOL,I quoted the wrong post

its allright sometimes you can rush well i always rush my post in anyway.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Ben now moaning about andrew about him helping to cook.. of course behind his back

[Kazanne]

Ben offered to help Andrew,Andrew wanted to do it himself,it's that simple,no need for imaginations to run amock

[Mystic Mock]

Ben now moaning about andrew about him helping to cook.. of course behind his back

you love mario but hate ben oh come on this is class lol.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Hate when ben says "I mean I love (so and so), but....."

[DrunkerThanMoses]

you love mario but hate ben oh come on this is class lol.

Whats that got to with anything, Im jsut stating that ben is maoning about andrew behind his back

[Mystic Mock]

Whats that got to with anything, Im jsut stating that ben is maoning about andrew behind his back

no i just find it funny how you hate ben but love a perv.

[fingers]

Andrew offered to help and Ben allowed him to do almost everything even pressing his so-called friend St.Dave into service when chopping onions became too much of a chore. "Im teaching a 19 year old boy how to cook" just a tad condescending from a "master chef" who admitted he had no idea how to peel and chop an onion and who called for a bread knife to do it!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

no i just find it funny how you hate ben but love a perv.

I hate ben for a reason, hes a sly person.

Mario at least is a nice enough lad, calling him perv again, I havent heard any off them complaing about him. Do yourself a favour dude, goggle what pervert is! :sleep: If people in the house thoguht he was a perv they would had complained by now, but no they havent, if anythung there the ones who run to him for hugs and all so get you facts right dude.,

[Angus]

So... Ben is in the kitchen, and is managing to blag everone else into doing the work. I call that using your initiative.

Exactly.

The Master Chef does not need to sully his hands with the menial tasks - that is what his minions are for:D

[Mystic Mock]

I hate ben for a reason, hes a sly person.

Mario at least is a nice enough lad, calling him perv again, I havent heard any off them complaing about him. Do yourself a favour dude, goggle what pervert is! :sleep: If people in the house thoguht he was a perv they would had complained by now, but no they havent, if anythung there the ones who run to him for hugs and all so get you facts right dude.,

they wont complain because there scared of being called a homophobic.