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GlitterEyes
08-01-2006, 02:26 PM
Ok just thinking of adding somewhere we can all add are favorite quotes the celebs have said over the series, I know we are not far in but I have one already...
GlitterEyes
08-01-2006, 02:28 PM
Chantelle (to bmore & traci)- Whats a gynacologist?

Chantelle (to dennis)- Yeah Im shimmery all over
Dennis (to chantelle)- Your what-shaved?
Di2001
08-01-2006, 02:32 PM
When Preston first walked in and Pete Burns introduced himself.

Pete : "Hi, I'm Pete"

Preston : "Yeah, I know who you are"!!!! :spin2:
GlitterEyes
08-01-2006, 02:35 PM
Preston saying awight to Bmore as they met
Di2001
08-01-2006, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by GlitterEyes
Preston saying awight to Bmore as they met

:laugh: Yes, that was funny too!!
Chrizzle
08-01-2006, 02:37 PM
Maggot- Hi Im Maggot

Chantelle- What??!! Maggit or Maggits!!!

Classic!
GlitterEyes
08-01-2006, 02:38 PM
LOL the maggot/maggits one made me laugh aswell. she is funny but in a way that is natural which is great.:thumbs:
Lance
08-01-2006, 02:40 PM
Chantelle to Dennis...

"Well, my next door neighbour, yeah, they have this dog, yeah, and they have this little boy, yeah, and the dog....... 'cos he ran out of petrol!"

I can't remember it exactly but I thought it was classic.:bigsmile:
Dan_
08-01-2006, 02:43 PM
Barrymore:Who was reported to have said that Jodie Marsh has boob's like saggy spaniel's ears?

I know not a direct quote but it made me laugh, the way that he said it more than anything.
GlitterEyes
08-01-2006, 02:46 PM
Pete to traci- dont bleep sit on me im not a bleeping seat
Chrizzle
08-01-2006, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Lance
Chantelle to Dennis...

"Well, my next door neighbour, yeah, they have this dog, yeah, and they have this little boy, yeah, and the dog....... 'cos he ran out of petrol!"

I can't remember it exactly but I thought it was classic.:bigsmile:

That was classic.
Everyone just fell for her after that
The world just loves Chantelle
EugeneSully
08-01-2006, 04:10 PM
when Maggot was trying to tell Pete what his name was...

Maggot- "the name's MAGGIT!"

Pete- "Maguhht??"
coltrane
08-01-2006, 04:28 PM
Pete ; "I can't take a dump without a lock on the door!" - I can't let it go, I can see me walking out of here with a colostomy bag!" OTT but funny!
:hugesmile:
Dave
Legend
08-01-2006, 04:31 PM
Chantelle to Dennis: 'I eat cod'
Dennis: 'You eat cock?' :laugh:

Well that one made me laugh loool.!.
EugeneSully
08-01-2006, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Legend
Chantelle to Dennis: 'I eat cod'
Dennis: 'You eat cock?' :laugh:

Well that one made me laugh loool.!.


hmm yeah that was a gd one... wonder what was going through Dennis' mind at that time, eh? :devil:
Dan_
08-01-2006, 04:33 PM
:laugh: I liked that one too Ant.
GlitterEyes
09-01-2006, 10:24 AM
Chantelle- I ain't even got a signature!
BigSister
09-01-2006, 10:48 AM
BB: Chantelle have you got a message to say to your fans
Chantelle: what fans i havent gt any. Hiya!
GlitterEyes
09-01-2006, 10:51 AM
Chantelle & Dennis

Chant-What are you?
Dennis- Im black
Chant- No, I meant are you straight or gay
Ruth
09-01-2006, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by BB fernzy
Barrymore:Who was reported to have said that Jodie Marsh has boob's like saggy spaniel's ears?

I know not a direct quote but it made me laugh, the way that he said it more than anything.

It was Jordan I think.
ThaGazBoi
09-01-2006, 01:21 PM
yeh it was stupid jordan with her FAKE boobies :nono::nono:

i havent got any quotes buut i loved that joke Chantelle said :bigsmile:
HuggyBird
09-01-2006, 01:29 PM
Chantelle: I'm Chantelle, I'm in a girl band called Kandyfloss

Barrymore: Yeah, I know that...

EDIT: I've just been told that I cocked this one up, and he wasn't actually pretending to know who she was. :blush:
Fangz
09-01-2006, 01:37 PM
I love Pete, he comes up with the best lines ever!

Pete: "I hope when I'm dead someone stuffs me and puts me in a living room. I'd like to be embalmed and put on display."

Rula: Excuse me. But bananas are 15p each.
Pete: Get em, I need bananas for my coat.

Pete: That thrills me, I get off on the fact that my coat offends someone who put her boyfriend's dirty underwear in a book. I'm thrilled. I wish I had a sable coat and a chinchilla dressing gown, and every other fur I could lay my hands on.

Pete: If there's one thing I do it's train. I don't say I like it, but it's a necessity. I bet you thought I was one big ********* sissy bitch.
Fangz
09-01-2006, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by Lance
Chantelle to Dennis...

"Well, my next door neighbour, yeah, they have this dog, yeah, and they have this little boy, yeah, and the dog....... 'cos he ran out of petrol!"

I can't remember it exactly but I thought it was classic.:bigsmile:
I loved that joke, but can't quite remember it all...
ThaGazBoi
09-01-2006, 01:50 PM
a funny quote

Micheal: "Drew Barrymores my mother"
Pete: "No shes not, Shes my daughter" :wink:

That made me laugh!
GlitterEyes
09-01-2006, 02:32 PM
Pete-This house is like an LSD induced trip to ikea
GlitterEyes
09-01-2006, 02:36 PM
Pete- "I use to be a celebrity get me back in there"

Pete when talking about his fur coat someone said "but they are an endangered species....pete said "and so am i"
Dan_
09-01-2006, 03:50 PM
Rodman: Transsexuals are so witty
Chantelle: Whats whitty?
Rodman: You know clever
Chantelle: So what are you?
Rodman: Black
Legend
09-01-2006, 05:58 PM
I think Chantelle is queen of fav quotes lol.

Pete - 'What's she blooody doing in there, finding her g-spot?!' :joker:

He was on about when Chantelle was in diary room practising her song and she was taking ages!
James
09-01-2006, 09:20 PM
George Galloway: 'I'm a member of parliament'
Chantelle: 'Does that mean you work in that big room with the green seats?'
EugeneSully
09-01-2006, 09:25 PM
Rula: "ohh bananas cost 12p each"

pete: "Get em. I can feed em to my coat"

Don't think jodie would have been too impressed with that one.
GlitterEyes
10-01-2006, 12:09 PM
Maggot- Every time i feel like a **** I look at Jodie and it pits me right off.

Traci and Bmore in bedroom talking moisturisers etc:-
Traci-" do you know what type of skin you have?"
Bmore- Of course
Traci- So what is it greasy, oiley, dry, normal?
Bmore- Oh I thought you meant black/white.
Ruth
10-01-2006, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by HuggyBird
Chantelle: I'm Chantelle, I'm in a girl band called Kandyfloss

Barrymore: Yeah, I know that...

EDIT: I've just been told that I cocked this one up, and he wasn't actually pretending to know who she was. :blush:

I heard that as well, and thought it was funny. I think Michael said, "Yeah, I know who you are." I did think he was pretending to know who she was, but maybe just out of politeness, because he didn't want to say that he had never heard of her.

Pete has already given us many classic quotes! He's so funny.
Ruth
10-01-2006, 12:53 PM
Pete - "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. You can lead a ***** to culture but you can't make it think."
Dan_
10-01-2006, 03:39 PM
Big Brother:Chantelle, You've changed
Chantelle:What? My clothes?
Ruth
11-01-2006, 11:50 AM
Preston when nominating Faria: "What's she done to get in the house? Had sex with someone? Well done."
GlitterEyes
11-01-2006, 11:55 AM
Pete- "We can't sleep so we pick on poor defenceless topless models"

Jodie (I have 3 alevels)-Is an egg a vegtable?
GlitterEyes
16-01-2006, 03:27 PM
Chantelle- "dennis has slept with 2000 people, thats more than 100, thats more than 500 thats more than 1000"
GlitterEyes
16-01-2006, 03:27 PM
Preston- Your like a disposable camera
Dr.G
16-01-2006, 03:34 PM
Jodie "Well I have a problem with people dying in swimming pools"
GlitterEyes
16-01-2006, 03:40 PM
Chantelle to Jimmy- Can you fix my earrings?
Legend
16-01-2006, 03:45 PM
Rula - 'I have the Pants Of Power'

Chantelle - 'What do they do? Give you power?'

:laugh::laugh:^ LOVE HER! :spin2: