Epic josie quotes.

[Irishguy16]

"I'm cool as a cucumber and you've just made me look like a complete turnip"



"You know what the most dangerous animal is? - Shetland pony, no kidding"



"Oh my God, John, what are you gonna do if the bottle lands on me, you lucky bugger?



Josie: "I like strange looking men..." Caoimhe: "what did your ex look like?"
Josie: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle."




"i'm havin bit of a dilemma myself..... i just had an accident in my panties"




"Times like this I wish I was an ostrich"

[ashlee-s-]

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[Irishguy16]

Bump :d

[bigbrothermfer]

lol great

[fizzy]

Love her quotes!

*Can I have a magnum*

[troy4783]

you know when i am sad i always think about thatgirl who got biten by a chimpanzee

[WOMBAI]

Nah - her country bumpkin sense of humour doesn't do it for me!

[MeMyselfAndI]

"Whenever im down i just think about the woman who got her face ripped off by a chipenze"

"George lamb will you marry me"

[karezza]

Josie:

John James is a weirdo, he makes my skin crawl.

[astrozombiee]

Im not a pahticular josie fan butttt:::
On her kissing abilites: It's probably like kissing a chopped turnip.
On her weight - Do you think a wasp flying into my cereal is a sign I need to stop eating?
To JJ - If this show went on for anothe 6 months I would probably sexually harrass John James.
To JohnJames - would you still share a bed with me if I had no top lip?
On After BB - When I come out I might just be hippy for a bit.
To Andrew, in the panto horse task- Your like Mr Ed gone wrong
To JohnJames, natch - Where's your didgeridoo?
To JohnJames - Some days you look mega young; like I feel a bit wrong, young.
To JohnJames - Are you shampoo-ing and conditionin your armpits?
To JohnJames - Do you want a drink, something to eat, a massage... massage ... massage...get a haircut?
Last night I would have given the top of my index finger to have been somewhereelse
To Rachel & Caomihe - All youre doing is *******in setting me up for humiliation
To Andrew - That's amazing, you're savoury on one side, you're sweet on the other. You don't have to wait for your pudding in a restrant, bang, it's there!
On Andrew - I reckon he's a right Barry smoothie.
To Steve - You wouldave made a wikid Viking.
To Ben - Whats Catholicism?
To JohnJames - When we're lying in bed it's like Beauty &+ The Geek
To Caomhie - I can't believe Caoimhe that your name is spelt the way you spell it. Thats mad innee?
In the robot cozzie - I'm a robot and Im freezin cold!

[chuff me dizzy]

Me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me ,me,me,me,meme,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me ,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me

[Pink Pegasus]

She bugs me most of the time, but she does make me laugh at times.

Tonight:
Davina McCaws clue : "Flowery penis"

Josie: Herpes!!


Also that time she pretended she shat herself, "I've had a little accident"

[astrozombiee]

Tonight with Davinna McCaw's clue:
"Corin said John James was like a big what flying around her head?"
"Cock!"

[setanta]

"I don't know about you lot, but when one of my muckers tell me they fancy a bloke, well... " She's a moron.

[Forever_Young]

there is another thread on here with quite a few pages of Josie quotes, its really funny! worth a read if you find it :)