ben and mario meet bendover (exclusive)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

ben and mario meet bendover exclusive



mario started off love chase,

his need for it is as equivalent as john has to say grace.

touchy touchy, feely feely,

Joe thinks ben is as cold as keely.

ben is to educated to be on with the lips,

false and the lies are in the hips.

back to mario, as he's a bigger snide,

i am doing the maths and all he is thinking about is what andrew wants to divide.

in every clip ben dose slobber,

its lucky its so hot, as the atmosphere is the saliva robber.

so out of these 2, 1 is planning and the other is sexually motivated,

both are on my to go list, i just need it activated.

what is the ending BB,ship them both out to dover,

ben needs a wake up call and it will be when mario introduces him to BEN DOVER.


(the joe hopes this makes you all smile)

[Angus]

As a Ben fan I don't take offence,
to suggest he likes Mario is just dense,
he does his best to tell him no,
but Mario I think is a wee bit "slow".

If anything, listen to what I say,
Mario wants a piece of JJ,
He's sleazy and sly and if he could
I guarantee that with JJ he would

You may not like our Ben it's true,
but I promise you that loads of us do,
and one thing's for sure, I guarantee,
It's the women he likes, it's plain to see.

:wink:





Now just because you hate Ben, Jo

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

As a Ben fan I don't take offence,
to suggest he likes Mario is just dense,
he does his best to tell him no,
but Mario I think is a wee bit "slow".

If anything, listen to what I say,
Mario wants a piece of JJ,
He's sleazy and sly and if he could
I guarantee that with JJ he would

You may not like our Ben it's true,
but I promise you that loads of us do,
and one thing's for sure, I guarantee,
It's the women he likes, it's plain to see.

:wink:





Now just because you hate Ben, Jo

angus58 < what a loverly peace < made the joe smile. let me just exsplain a little < i dont think ben likes guys or anything i just dislike him for not being a team player and being so rihchess and not will to put any effort into anything as i think he feels he is better then anyone else in there < which in no way is he.

[Angus]

angus58 < what a loverly peace < made the joe smile. let me just exsplain a little < i dont think ben likes guys or anything i just dislike him for not being a team player and being so rihchess and not will to put any effort into anything as i think he feels he is better then anyone else in there < which in no way is he.

That's what makes Big Brother great
You like JJ&J but them I hate
there's nothing wrong with that my friend,
but I'll support Ben to the end.:blush:

[sooty]

I wish I can join joe - angus poem club.:hugesmile:

My heart sank when Ben came out from the diary room holding a wine glass.
How could he do that to other housemates they could not have alcohol at that time. I will never ever do eating or drinking without sharing.
At least he could have come out without glass.
Many other occasions I thought Ben was very naive.

However new housemates are great disappointment to me, he is still my number one. He is a intriguing character and I think he is genuine.

I liked Mario at the beginning but not now. He is all over the place.
I think Andrew fancies Josie, because she played around in order to make JJ jealous earlier.
I do not like Josie at all. It is amazing she is bookies' favourite with JJ.

It would be very interesting if JJ likes the new blond girl and Josie gets very jealous. But I do not think she is his type. Aw~~.

Are we still friends, Joe:hugesmile:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

sooty < wise words < i see all what you are saying and it will be great to watch from now on in <

as for are we still friends <

ofcourse mate ? you are my internet lover lol the joe blushes lol