Why is JJ afraid of POTATOES?

[Abhorsen]

Why is JJ afraid of potatoes? Has he said anything on the LF about it?

[Alpertinator]

A boxer should not be afraid of potatoes. One of the most important foods, and one of the healthiest.

Maybe he meant before they're cooked when they look like lil' aliens.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I ate 12 potatoes last night

I was smashed out my head

[cassieparis]

Because his Mummy told him that the eyes grown in your belly when your naughty and shouty

[stoney]

one of my friends cant look at a potato if it is growing cos it freaks her out

[Abhorsen]

After reading some of the replies to this thread JJ sounds quite normal in comparison. :hugesmile:

[Harry!]

John James

http://tombutton.users.btopenworld.com/potato_2.gif

[Abhorsen]

John James

http://tombutton.users.btopenworld.com/potato_2.gif

No, that is Ed Miliband.
http://www.politics.co.uk/photo/ed-miliband-$7005881$300.jpg

[Livia]

Why is JJ afraid of potatoes? Has he said anything on the LF about it?

He's afraid of them because they are his intellectual superior. He was once outwitted by a Jersey Royal.

[Abhorsen]

He's afraid of them because they are his intellectual superior. He was once outwitted by a Jersey Royal.

But was the Jersey Royal gay?

[Late for the Party]

But was the Jersey Royal gay?

Are you suggesting he got sodomized by a spud, because thats enough to turn anyone off them to be fair

[Mac Hiavellian]

He'll probably state his reasons on LF or the main show. People have phobias of all kind of silly things. I have a phobia of ketchup.

[Abhorsen]

Are you suggesting he got sodomized by a spud, because thats enough to turn anyone off them to be fair



You might well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

[Late for the Party]

He'll probably state his reasons on LF or the main show. People have phobias of all kind of silly things. I have a phobia of ketchup.
Really, I know i'm being noisy but can i ask why. Any particular brand or just ketchup in general. How about a squashed tomato.
You weren't sodomized by a gay tomato by any chance, were you?

[Livia]

But was the Jersey Royal gay?

Oh naturally... I mean, it's not like it was a more hetero spud, like, say, a King Edward.

[Late for the Party]

You might well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.
Ah i'm only having a laugh, i know what your getting at though, but lets face it those gay vegetables have a terrible reputation

[Mac Hiavellian]

Really, I know i'm being noisy but can i ask why. Any particular brand or just ketchup in general. How about a squashed tomato.
You weren't sodomized by a gay tomato by any chance, were you?

Ha. Heavens, no lol. I must have repressed a deep dark secret but as long as I can remember I've never liked the taste, smell, texture, density or anything and since then people have literally chased me with bottles of ketchup for their own personal amusement which has made me more fearful lol. The little b@stards.

EDIT: And a tomato itself is just vile. I can laugh about it but if I'm doing the washing and there's a splodge of tomato or ketchup I wince and wash it seperately

[Abhorsen]

Ah i'm only having a laugh, i know what your getting at though, but lets face it those gay vegetables have a terrible reputation

I was also having a laugh also. :)

[Abhorsen]

a gay tomato by any chance, were you?

Everyone know tomatoes are gay.

[Abhorsen]

Oh naturally... I mean, it's not like it was a more hetero spud, like, say, a King Edward.

Or the bi curious Maris Piper, shameful really.

[Late for the Party]

I was also having a laugh also. :)Hey, he should count himself lucky that he's never had an encounter with a fiesty turnip:hugesmile:

[jj43]

i am a member of the root vegetable safety society and i think all this sexual talk about said vegetable is very regrettable.

[Livia]

i am a member of the root vegetable safety society and i think all this sexual talk about said vegetable is very regrettable.

They're asking for it. You know they are.

[Livia]

Or the bi curious Maris Piper, shameful really.

LMAO... The Maris Piper actually sounds bi curious!

[jj43]

They're asking for it. You know they are.

careful there or i will be calling the vegetable and fruit police

[Livia]

careful there or i will be calling the vegetable and fruit police

Or maybe OFVEG?

[jj43]

Or maybe OFVEG?

thats it, ive dialled 999, this conversation has gone far enough. Do you realise how many root veg you have upset and belittled.

[crit]

Potatoes are teh evol...deadly nighshade family


Potatoes contain toxic compounds known as glycoalkaloids, of which the most prevalent are solanine and chaconine. Solanine is also found in other plants in the family Solanaceae, which includes such plants as the deadly nightshade (Atropa belladonna), henbane (Hyoscyamus niger) and tobacco (Nicotiana) as well as the potato, eggplant, and tomato. This poison affects the nervous system, causing weakness and confusion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato

[Livia]

thats it, ive dialled 999, this conversation has gone far enough. Do you realise how many root veg you have upset and belittled.

Sorry... didn't mean to come across like a vegist.

[jj43]

Sorry... didn't mean to come across like a vegist.

im all for vegetable rights, someone has to speak up for them, they dont have a voice of their own.