how would you annoy the HMs if you in the house?

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

you are in the house, you know you are not going to win and you are really bored

so you decide to annoy the other HMs until you get evicted

what would you do? :elephant:

1. if they are making a communal meal, walk past and blow your nose into the pan :shocked:

2. at night stay up in living room and every half hour go into bedroom laughing like a hyena really loud :dance:

3. when they all go to sleep get all the food out spread it all over dinner table and floor, rub food all over your mouth then fall asleep on dinner table:elephant:

what would you all do? :hugesmile:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I would drop hints on whos favouriote and hints on secret tasks.

I would **** stir and tell everyone what dave, jj and ben have said behind their backs.

I would take in a book about how great the devil is for dave.

[Lee.]

I'd hide Corin's eyebrow pencil

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

I would drop hints on whos favouriote and hints on secret tasks.

I would **** stir and tell everyone what dave, jj and ben have said behind their backs.

I would take in a book about how great the devil is for dave.


I would also say to Dave I believed Jesus was bi sexual. His 12 disciples were lovers and Mary Magdalene was a hot slut who he banged and then married.

Then claim that I was a descended from Jesus and Mary bloodline :elephant:

[Stacey.]

I'd ****-stir between everyone to cause arguments and basically just argue for the sake of it with anyone over little things. I'd be like real loud at night and scare people.

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

offer to make a tea or coffee for the HMs you least liked

then have a quick tommy tank and add for extra flavour :elephant:

[Bigbrofan25]

I`d defo shake these bores up thats for sure and I`d cause as much trouble for John James as I could

And I`d lead pervy mario on just for the entertainment side

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

I would make them all a meal

when I was serving it I would leave Josie till last

give everyone normal size portions

then give Josie a massive plate with a HUGE portion

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

talk to Ben about aristocracy and arranged marriages between cousins for a while

then ask him if his parents are brother and sister :shocked:

[Speedster]

lol I'd yawn at Mario while he was talking to Me, stand up to jj, ask Dave lots of questions about religion; ones he couldn't answer, I'd tell Rachael she's a silly little girl and I'd get Ben doing stuff..

The others don't bother Me.

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

I would **** stir by saying to Josie "JJ doesnt fancy you, he just told me you not his type cos bit too fat" :elephant:

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

when all HMs are doing the shopping list say

"do we need to order some dog food for Corin?" :shocked:

[BB_Eye]

I would pretend I saw an RAF plane outside trailing a sign saying 'Josie is obese'

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

if I was new HM I would say to Steve I saw a headline in paper

"Keeley wants to bed war hero at the after party"

imagine Steve lips going into overdrive then :shocked: