View Full Version : John James stung by bee/wasp!
serensilver
28-07-2010, 11:34 AM
John james has just been stung by a bee/wasp:shocked:, he was walking along the garden and stood on something! he seems to be in a bit of pain:bawling: he managed to pull the sting out and is now in the diary room! 
Hope he doesnt get an allergic reaction too it!
BB-Daz
28-07-2010, 11:37 AM
Im sure he will survive a little bee sting....
after all, he gets mauled by a fat pig every night lol 
:xyxwave:
Malza
28-07-2010, 11:37 AM
I bet all JJ fans will say now, that the wasp was to old and to fat for him :joker:
Alpertinator
28-07-2010, 11:38 AM
I hope he doesn't cry about it... I mean he is in the diary room. If he cries about this... oh dear. I mean crying about emotional things to do with Josie, and yeah he is far away from home and his mother who he loves so it's hard for him...
but if he cries about this... well I really hope he doesn't...
BBGermany
28-07-2010, 11:39 AM
*****, *****, sob, sob, Ah *****in hell. *****. Thats it I wanna leave.  I Cant do this anymore
serensilver
28-07-2010, 11:44 AM
I hope he doesn't cry about it... I mean he is in the diary room. If he cries about this... oh dear. I mean crying about emotional things to do with Josie, and yeah he is far away from home and his mother who he loves so it's hard for him...
but if he cries about this... well I really hope he doesn't...
He wasnt crying he was swearing :joker:
Strictly Jake
28-07-2010, 11:45 AM
hahaha! I find this really funny!!
BB-Daz
28-07-2010, 11:46 AM
actually you could compare John James to a bee sting...
A little PRlCK 
:joker:
housemate
28-07-2010, 11:46 AM
What made me laugh was that Josie didn't get up to see if she could help  (he was hobbling about because he got stung on the soft underside of his foot)
paper-cut-exit
28-07-2010, 11:46 AM
A little pr!ck for a big pr!ck! good trade off :D
Stacey.
28-07-2010, 11:46 AM
:( Aww!
newspresenter
28-07-2010, 11:47 AM
He managed to pull the sting out, did he use pliers hehe
BB-Daz
28-07-2010, 11:47 AM
lol!!
PAPERCUT you share my sense of humour!! Same time post - same joke!! :xyxwave:
HBB1508
28-07-2010, 11:49 AM
I haven't quite stopped laughing yet but seriously I feel sorry for the bee.
housemate
28-07-2010, 11:50 AM
He wasnt crying he was swearing :joker:
Sounded to me like he was ouch-ing loudly, very close to the onset of tears, my toddler follows this same pattern.
WOMBAI
28-07-2010, 11:50 AM
John james has just been stung by a bee/wasp:shocked:, he was walking along the garden and stood on something! he seems to be in a bit of pain:bawling: he managed to pull the sting out and is now in the diary room! 
Hope he doesnt get an allergic reaction too it!
Maybe a bit of anaphylactic shock is the only way we are going to be rid of him!  Stab him with an epi-pen and cart him off to hospital back in Oz!  :hugesmile:
smudgie
28-07-2010, 11:51 AM
What a performance.
If he was allergic to bee/wasp stings then I am sure he would know the flippin difference, after all if you are it could be a life or death situation.
A bee throws its barb and will die as a result, a wasp does not. So if he pulled the barb out he should know it was a bee.:joker:
bbfan1991
28-07-2010, 11:56 AM
Fit sting :joker:.
Shiner
28-07-2010, 11:57 AM
What made me laugh was that Josie didn't get up to see if she could help  (he was hobbling about because he got stung on the soft underside of his foot)
I'm not surprised. She didn't even get off her arse when JJ1 made his bid for freedom/air-time, until everyone else started arriving on the scene....
.... and even then she sat back down again.
Braden
28-07-2010, 11:58 AM
I'm sure he'll be okay :p
smudgie
28-07-2010, 11:59 AM
He just said he was going to find the wasp (thought he had pulled the barb out:conf: if so it was a bee) and make it die painfully for what it put him through. bigger prat than I thought. BB then cut the sound so we could not here the rest of what golden boy was saying.
yellowzebra8
28-07-2010, 12:01 PM
OMG that bee is SUCH a bunny boiler. 
:L
Jordan.
28-07-2010, 12:04 PM
:love: that wasp.
Jords
28-07-2010, 12:05 PM
Josie will kiss it better.
Jordan.
28-07-2010, 12:05 PM
A little pr!ck for a big pr!ck! good trade off :D
LOL :joker:
AngelChair
28-07-2010, 12:06 PM
Josie will take care of him im sure!
MojoNixon
28-07-2010, 12:07 PM
John james has just been stung by a bee/wasp:shocked:, he was walking along the garden and stood on something! he seems to be in a bit of pain:bawling: he managed to pull the sting out and is now in the diary room! 
Hope he doesnt get an allergic reaction too it!
Time to get him out.
MojoNixon
28-07-2010, 12:08 PM
What a performance.
If he was allergic to bee/wasp stings then I am sure he would know the flippin difference, after all if you are it could be a life or death situation.
A bee throws its barb and will die as a result, a wasp does not. So if he pulled the barb out he should know it was a bee.:joker:
:joker:
Stacey.
28-07-2010, 12:13 PM
:love: that wasp.
John hates you.
Robertocarlo
28-07-2010, 12:16 PM
What made me laugh was that Josie didn't get up to see if she could help  (he was hobbling about because he got stung on the soft underside of his foot)
She was proably too busy stuffing her fat face to bother. :devil:
Robertocarlo
28-07-2010, 12:17 PM
Josie will take care of him im sure!
When she finds the time between fagging it and eating to maintain her porcine figure!
Crimson Dynamo
28-07-2010, 12:22 PM
pity it did not happen to steve
as that could have been his best bit
Livia
28-07-2010, 12:28 PM
Anyone know how the wasp's doing?
HBB1508
28-07-2010, 12:32 PM
Anyone know how the wasp's doing?
I've heard he's buzzing and loving it!!!!
serensilver
28-07-2010, 01:51 PM
pity it did not happen to steve
as that could have been his best bit
but he wouldnt have known!:joker: he stung John on his foot!:hugesmile:
WOMBAI
28-07-2010, 02:06 PM
Josie will kiss it better.
Or lick it better, or whatever she has to do to win!
Livia
28-07-2010, 02:20 PM
I've heard he's buzzing and loving it!!!!
LMAOoooo
LaLaLand
28-07-2010, 02:29 PM
He got stung under his foot?! OUCH. I don't like him but that has got to hurt, anywhere else is painful but under your feet are REALLY sensitive!
BB_Eye
28-07-2010, 02:38 PM
I hope he decides to leave over this.
joeysteele
28-07-2010, 02:38 PM
perhaps he should put his hat on his feet rather than his head.I hope it was a wasp,it would be sad if a bee died because this idiot stood on it so it stung him to get away. Hope he doesn't get an allergic reaction someone says, WHAT!!!! ,What a load of nonsense and what a namby pamby pathetic excuse for a man JJames is.
Nick666
01-08-2010, 10:32 AM
JOHN JAMES 2 WIN...!!!!
What day was he stung...?? Lol :devil::devil:
terryrow
01-08-2010, 10:51 AM
John james has just been stung by a bee/wasp:shocked:, he was walking along the garden and stood on something! he seems to be in a bit of pain:bawling: he managed to pull the sting out and is now in the diary room! 
Hope he doesnt get an allergic reaction too it!
hard guys these australians.
ange7
01-08-2010, 11:16 AM
hard guys these australians.
lol shut up... we have worse things than wasps here.
Lister of Smeg
01-08-2010, 11:18 AM
poor John
Lister of Smeg
01-08-2010, 11:21 AM
hard guys these australians.
well seen as they live in a country where nearly everthing can kill you
Visage
01-08-2010, 11:23 AM
Not nice having a bee sting, my mate had a been sting right under her nipple, now that was uncomfortable to say the least. She wouldn't let me rub any cream on it.
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