Can Dave please put a shirt on?

[_Seth]

Who else is sick of seeing his morbidly obese flab and erect nipples hang all over our TVs and monitors?

:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

[flamingGalah!]

LOL! :joker: Indeed, stomach churning...

[WOMBAI]

Who else is sick of seeing his morbidly obese flab and erect nipples hang all over our TVs and monitors?

:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

Speak for yourself - nothing wrong with Dave's body - and it's his mind that makes him attractive!

[_Seth]

I just described what's wrong with his dangerously FATTENING, heart stoppingly obese body.

[WOMBAI]

I just described what's wrong with his dangerously FATTENING, heart stoppingly obese body.

Hardly - he is a bit overweight and out of shape - as is quite common in people of nearly 40 - so what! Sexy is in the mind - but if you don't get that yet - you will!

[Livia]

Speak for yourself - nothing wrong with Dave's body - and it's his mind that makes him attractive!

School holidays isn't it. Place is full of perfectly proportioned, drop-dead gorgeous teenage FMs. Obviously...

[Niamh.]

well it's a bit hypocritical of him to have given out about Caoimhe and he's been exposing his body far more!!! Or does that rule only apply to women cos he thought it was hilarious when mario got his bits out!!!

[_Seth]

Hopefully after Friday his flab won't be hanging over our screens anymore. :D

[WOMBAI]

well it's a bit hypocritical of him to have given out about Caoimhe and he's been exposing his body far more!!! Or does that rule only apply to women cos he thought it was hilarious when mario got his bits out!!!

I would maybe say the same if Dave were walking around in tight underpants or something - but topless for a man - is nothing really! It is pretty hot!

[paper-cut-exit]

Still flabby after claiming he's lost 1 ½ stone since he started working out in the house doing his 200 press-ups a day etc. huh :joker:

[flamingGalah!]

I would maybe say the same if Dave were walking around in tight underpants or something - but topless for a man - is nothing really! It is pretty hot!

Not really, Dave has bigger tits than Quaver... :joker:

[fingers]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00970/SNF21SPDB-380_970419a.jpg

Posing in his Monk Suit for the Sun!

[paper-cut-exit]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00970/SNF21SPDB-380_970419a.jpg

Posing in his Monk Suit for the Sun!

He looks rather shifty in that one!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i said what what in the butt

[Livia]

Amazing... Say that Josie's fat and the whole forum descends upon your thread all howling about how mean you are. And she's MUCH more chunky than Dave. Double standards...

[Niamh.]

I would maybe say the same if Dave were walking around in tight underpants or something - but topless for a man - is nothing really! It is pretty hot!

well, he was exposing himself when he was getting that fake tan on plus he didn't have a problem with mario running around naked either, but he made caoimhe out to be the Devil for her boobs showing once.

[King Gizzard]

Wouldn't this be closed by now if this was about Josie, and everyone contributing it would be deemed pathetic?

Ugh

[fingers]

Her's one of him in his Renta Costume Monk's suit Before he regained the ability to walk and enter the BB House (Doors kindly opened by God himself!)
5OcPrMSeP9o&feature=related

[Livia]

Hey Fingers... you just got up?

[fitz2k2]

Who else is sick of seeing his morbidly obese flab and erect nipples hang all over our TVs and monitors?

:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

yeah same here and he bitched when keeva was in the bath where see through tits.i Rather see keeva tits then wack dave who soo shady

[Livia]

yeah same here and he bitched when keeva was in the bath where see through tits.i Rather see keeva tits then wack dave who soo shady

Huh?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I would imagine his penis is the size of a standard size marble

[WOMBAI]

Her's one of him in his Renta Costume Monk's suit Before he regained the ability to walk and enter the BB House (Doors kindly opened by God himself!)
5OcPrMSeP9o&feature=related

OMG - not again! Predicatable or what!

[Livia]

I would imagine his penis is the size of a standard size marble

Strange thing to focus on... but hey, we all have different interests.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Strange thing to focus on... but hey, we all have different interests.

and guess what

he has not been able to "heal" it into a 10" whopper


twat

[flamingGalah!]

Her's one of him in his Renta Costume Monk's suit Before he regained the ability to walk and enter the BB House (Doors kindly opened by God himself!)
5OcPrMSeP9o&feature=related

I still cannot fully work out if those twats are simply taking the piss or if they actually are mentally ill... :conf:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I still cannot fully work out if those twats are simply taking the piss or if they actually are mentally ill... :conf:

They want to think they know something that others do not. It is the basic human need to have status. These are low status underachievers who will not have that need sated in the workplace or socially and a s such gravitate down the pecking order in a search for status to silly things like this.

Others join community councils or drama clubs.

[paper-cut-exit]

I still cannot fully work out if those twats are simply taking the piss or if they actually are mentally ill... :conf:

I think it's a bit of both tbh.

[WOMBAI]

It is just a publicity stunt - to share their beliefs with a wider audience! They are not taking the piss - and no way is Dave mentally ill! No reason to suppose the others are - but who knows!

[InOne]

Hate these 'quirky' Christians. Doesn't make the idea of God any less ridiculous. They look like twats.

[flamingGalah!]

It is just a publicity stunt - to share their beliefs with a wider audience! They are not taking the piss - and no way is Dave mentally ill! No reason to suppose the others are - but who knows!

Why was Dave in a wheelchair then???? :conf:

Of course it is taking the piss, did you even watch the video?? I would beg to differ about him not being mentally ill as well, probably long term damage to his brain from years of drug abuse...

[oddballmisfitsFTW]

Who else is sick of seeing his morbidly obese flab and erect nipples hang all over our TVs and monitors?

:yuk: :yuk: :yuk:

at least its not Josie and her morbidly obese flab we seein

imagine Josie goin around in small top and panties like Rachael use to do

:elephant:

[WOMBAI]

Why was Dave in a wheelchair then???? :conf:

Of course it is taking the piss, did you even watch the video?? I would beg to differ about him not being mentally ill as well, probably long term damage to his brain form years of drug abuse...

Oh come on - as if anyone, and Dave is clearly not a stupid man, would risk destroying their credibilty by publicly ridiculing the disabled - not exactly a popular thing to do is it - it would be 'professional' suicide!

Maybe he was tired, or had sore foot or something - I don't know, maybe it simply didn't occur to them that that was how some would perceive it - but from what I have seen and heard of Dave in the house, I do not believe he is the sort of man to do that! We don't know the full story or the reasons why Dave was in a wheelchair! Just wild assumptions!

[InOne]

Oh come on - as if anyone, and Dave is clearly not a stupid man, would risk destroying their credibilty by publicly ridiculing the disabled - not exactly a popular thing to do is it - it would be 'professional' suicide!

Maybe he was tired, or had sore foot or something - I don't know, maybe it simply didn't occur to them that that was how some would perceive it - but from what I have seen and heard of Dave in the house, I do not believe he is the sort of man to do that! We don't know the full story or the reasons why Dave was in a wheelchair! Just wild assumptions!

Erm, what?

[Jack_]

and guess what

he has not been able to "heal" it into a 10" whopper


twat

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

[WOMBAI]

Erm, what?

For all we know he had been on his feet all day - and needed a rest - could be as simple and innocent as that!

But some want to see more sinister motives - doesn't mean they are right!

My point being - we don't know why he was in wheelchair - could have been all manner of reasons - not the most sinister ones that his haters choose to believe!

[fingers]

He does like his Wheelchairs! well he bought 4 on Ebay no sense letting them go to waste, or even, perish the thought, donating them to those who REALLY need them!
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[paper-cut-exit]

Here's the longer version where he laughs at the end and promotes to his little religious group that they should all buy wheelchairs off ebay since "there's a lot of glory in a wheelchair"

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[30stone]

If i said this about josie people would be going ****ing mad at me.

At least she isnt unhealthy and skinny and least she isnt size zero, its not about physical appearance etc..

But with dave he can be ripped to shreds?


Ridiculous..

Just so you all know, josie has one massive ass!

[InOne]

For all we know he had been on his feet all day - and needed a rest - could be as simple and innocent as that!

But some want to see more sinister motives - doesn't mean they are right!

My point being - we don't know why he was in wheelchair - could have been all manner of reasons - not the most sinister ones that his haters choose to believe!

Oh come on, you're really looking for excuses now. He was only in a town centre.

[Livia]

He does like his Wheelchairs! well he bought 4 on Ebay no sense letting them go to waste, or even, perish the thought, donating them to those who REALLY need them!


http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4)

[Livia]

and guess what

he has not been able to "heal" it into a 10" whopper


twat

Really mature.

[WOMBAI]

Oh come on, you're really looking for excuses now. He was only in a town centre.

Yes - but maybe they had been to other towns that day - who knows - we certainly don't!

What definitely doesn't make sense - is for him to risk his credibility by publicly mocking the disabled! That makes no sense at all - and he is not stupid enough to do that - even if he were that sort of person - and I don't believe he is!

[InOne]

Yes - but maybe they had been to other towns that day - who knows - we certainly don't!

What definitely doesn't make sense - is for him to risk his credibility by publicly mocking the disabled! That makes no sense at all - and he is not stupid enough to do that - even if he were that sort of person - and I don't believe he is!

Well we do know he is a guy who likes to take the piss really... You can't take someone like Dave at face value.

[fingers]

Here's the longer version where he laughs at the end and promotes to his little religious group that they should all buy wheelchairs off ebay since "there's a lot of glory in a wheelchair"

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This snivelling lying Charlatan is being defended on this forum as a REAL honest contestant on BB11, he makes fun of being in a wheelchair, he mocks those who believed that he was a REAL Monk (in a wheelchair) and he exhorts his "followers" to buy wheelchairs and use them for FUN!!

Yeah right! if that's the face of Big Brother, let it rest in peace!

[flamingGalah!]

Oh come on - as if anyone, and Dave is clearly not a stupid man, would risk destroying their credibilty by publicly ridiculing the disabled - not exactly a popular thing to do is it - it would be 'professional' suicide!

Maybe he was tired, or had sore foot or something - I don't know, maybe it simply didn't occur to them that that was how some would perceive it - but from what I have seen and heard of Dave in the house, I do not believe he is the sort of man to do that! We don't know the full story or the reasons why Dave was in a wheelchair! Just wild assumptions!

Don't be so ridiculous!! He didn't need to be in a bloody wheelchair!! He was taking the piss, simple as & for you to defend him & try to make silly excuses is almost as disgusting... :nono:

Unless he is himself disabled or had a broken leg at the time, there is NO reason at all why he should be in a wheelchair, in other videos he's in a wheelchair one minute & upon his feet the next, the guy is a disgusting human being!

[flamingGalah!]

Yes - but maybe they had been to other towns that day - who knows - we certainly don't!

What definitely doesn't make sense - is for him to risk his credibility by publicly mocking the disabled! That makes no sense at all - and he is not stupid enough to do that - even if he were that sort of person - and I don't believe he is!

What credibility??? 99% of people will just think he is a complete loon anyway, only his mentally ill (or pissed or drugged up) followers will think he is credible...

I believe he IS that stupid, I mean if the guy believes he can get drunk reading a novel & that fairies visit him he aint exactly the full ticket is he??

[fingers]

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7baRbhx4)

I like the longer version, the one with me in the middle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A&NR=1

[WOMBAI]

What credibility??? 99% of people will just think he is a complete loon anyway, only his mentally ill (or pissed or drugged up) followers will think he is credible...

I believe his IS that stupid, I mean if the guy believes he can get drunk reading a novel & that fairies visit him he aint exactly the full ticket is he??

Bull - I am being a realist and just demonstrating that there could be many reasons that we are not aware of as to why he was in that wheelchair! Neither of us were there at the time and not privy to the reasons why - so anything either of us comes up with is supposition/guesswork - nothing more! My innocent reasons are just as viable as your sinister ones!

I repeat - it doesn't make sense for him to risk his credibility by publicly mocking the disabled! What sort of future would his 'ministry' have then! And I find your uninformed guesswork equally as disgusting!

[King Gizzard]

Again - most of his hate is coming from his activity outside the house, and not about how he is as a housemate.

[flamingGalah!]

Bull - I am being a realist and just demonstrating that there could be many reasons that we are not aware of as to why he was in that wheelchair! Neither of us were there at the time and not privy to the reasons why - so anything either of us comes up with is supposition/guesswork - nothing more! My innocent reasons are just as viable as your sinister ones!

I repeat - it doesn't make sense for him to risk his credibility by publicly mocking the disabled! What sort of future would his 'ministry' have then! And I find your uninformed guesswork equally as disgusting!

How are you being a realist?!? You are simply clutching at straws to try & defend his disgusting behaviour!! If you look at many of his videos, not just the one on question, he sits in a wheelchair, he also gets up from it too!! There is NO reason for him to be using a whelchair AT ALL!!!! Your reasoning that "Oh he may have been on his feet all day"... If you have been on your feet all day do you get someone to push you round in a wheelchair??!!?? :conf: No? I thought not... It is extremely offensive to those that are stuck in wheelchairs permanantly!

His "ministry" has no bloody future! All they do is take the piss & pretend to be pissed on "God"... hardly the actions of a sane & credible "minisrty" is it?

He would do anything to seek publicity & attention so he can make money to go flying round the world, he is a disgusting charlatan!

[flamingGalah!]

Again - most of his hate is coming from his activity outside the house, and not about how he is as a housemate.

And what is wrong with that? We are showing what he is TRUELY like, not the fake that he is being inside the house...

[30stone]

Again - most of his hate is coming from his activity outside the house, and not about how he is as a housemate.

I hate that, Really annoys me.

I think daves a good housemate entertaining guy.

[flamingGalah!]

I hate that, Really annoys me.

I think daves a good housemate entertaining guy.

Why? I want to know what they are really like & Dave is a con man who rips of sick & vulnerable people...

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hate that, Really annoys me.

I think daves a good housemate entertaining guy.

yes but you can see how fake he is outside the house

are you sure it is not an act inside?

No adult, with a family, can be that stupid as to remotely believe any of the utter ****e he spouts and pretends to follow?

therefore he must be a lying duplicitous swine.

[fingers]

I hate that, Really annoys me.

I think daves a good housemate entertaining guy.

Sorry, he is putting on an act for the cameras of BB, his true face is the one HE himself posts on YouTube.

[Livia]

I like the longer version, the one with me in the middle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A&NR=1

You look good in red, fingers.