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Peter Plunker
30-07-2010, 10:20 AM
Not having a go just pointing out the obvious, he can't shave for toffee. I dunno who showed him how to shave like that but he makes it look painful.

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Claymores
30-07-2010, 10:23 AM
Pointless rants at the effete queen are allowed PP!

As discussed on another thread, I can easily see Dave entertaining me without Benjaminge there...........can't think of any scenario where the queen would entertain me without Dave there to slag him off for whingeing!

chris1232
30-07-2010, 10:25 AM
I was thnking the same lol.

fingers
30-07-2010, 10:27 AM
He does a wonderful job of shaving the backs of his hands and each individual finger, first with an electric shaver then, to finish, a wet shave! As he demonstrated on LF about 2 nights ago!

Peter Plunker
30-07-2010, 10:34 AM
He does a wonderful job of shaving the backs of his hands and each individual finger, first with an electric shaver then, to finish, a wet shave! As he demonstrated on LF about 2 nights ago!

Oh my goodness, genuine lol. :D

fingers
30-07-2010, 10:40 AM
Oh my goodness, genuine lol. :D

I watched, in disbelief, as he did it on LF then asked Andrew if he had some Hand Cream for his milky white digits!! lol:hugesmile:

1000Usernames
30-07-2010, 10:41 AM
Shaving his hands?

Weird..

fingers
30-07-2010, 10:42 AM
Shaving his hands?

Weird..

He'd actually just finished shaving his arms and just kept going! LOL:dance:

Claymores
30-07-2010, 10:45 AM
He'd actually just finished shaving his arms and just kept going! LOL:dance:

I think I may consider opening my throat with a razor tonight if Benjaminge is not evicted :hugesmile:

stewart64
30-07-2010, 11:23 AM
He does seem to shave in slow mo. but there again he seems to do everything at a crawl.

Perhaps he is acting out every scene. Ever noticed how slowly anybody does a task when acting in a soap or the like. Usually you get a scene where the same shirt is being ironed or the same bit of floor is being swept as minutes fly by.

Of course he may simply be a ****** incabable of performing a task quickly.

I suppose dave with loo paper all over his face must be trying to shave too quickly.