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During an after hours drinking sesh at the pub I work in, we got talking about what we would (or wouldn't do) do for a million pounds.
I said I definitely wouldn't kill anyone, hurt anyone or smuggle drugs.. My boss said he would do absolutely anything, including killing people!! I asked if he could kill me and he said yes! :hugesmile: I laughed my head off but I think he was actually serious! :shocked:
Anyway.. what would you lot do for a million pounds?
The first thing that we discussed was; Would you walk down your local High Street naked?
Please note, this isn't a serious thread.. don't want to discuss greed or how money can't buy happiness etc.. Just genuine light hearted banter :D
Claymores
30-07-2010, 10:37 AM
Some of the punters at the Glen probably have a mill lying somewhere Lee - ask them what you'd have to do :joker:
Some of the punters at the Glen probably have a mill lying somewhere Lee - ask them what you'd have to do :joker:
I think a few of them probably have Ian!... I'll need to keep bringing this subject up actually and see if any of them take the hint. hahahaha
GypsyGoth
30-07-2010, 10:47 AM
I wouldn't go out naked, or do anything sexual. And I couldn't hurt or kill anyone. I guess money doesn't motivate me, I don't have hardly any at the moment and I'm very happy with my life.
Although I would like to travel more and a million would certainly help, as to what I'd do for it. I guess I'd work everyday for a year in some job I'd hate. And I really dislike people or dealing with people. So some job that had me interacting with the public would be the most extreme thing I can thing of.
I guess that's it, I mean I wouldn't face any of my fears for money, either.
I said no way immediately to walking down the high street naked, but then someone said if there was a suitcase with a million pounds in it and all you had to do was walk from one end to the other and pick up the suitcase.. I thought about it and decided of course I would! I would have enough money to bugger off somewhere sunny and never have to face anybody who had seen me do it again..
My sister said she wouldn' but would maybe sit in a shop window for an hour or something (?) as opposed to walking down the street as the "wobble factor" would not then be present :laugh:
GypsyGoth
30-07-2010, 11:10 AM
I think it would be all over youtube though, so you'd never really escape from it.
I think it would be all over youtube though, so you'd never really escape from it.
Oh christ! I hadn't thought of that *shudders at thought* :laugh:
Ok, well lets say for arguments sake that nobody would be allowed to film you or take photos etc!
Beastie
30-07-2010, 11:12 AM
I would live in the BB house for a year for the million.
I would live in the BB house for a year for the million.
Aw, yeah, I would too definitely. On your own or with others?
setanta
30-07-2010, 02:33 PM
It would have to be a lot more than a mill for me to walk naked down any town, especially my own. Can I wear a brown paper bag over my head? lol And where is the money like? Always thought that was weird about these for a million pound questions - I want to see it before everybody else sees me, if you know what I mean?
Anyway yeah, it would have to be more than a million and then I'd have a plane waiting afterwards to fly me off somewhere.
It would have to be a lot more than a mill for me to walk naked down any town, especially my own. Can I wear a brown paper bag over my head? lol And where is the money like? Always thought that was weird about these for a million pound questions - I want to see it before everybody else sees me, if you know what I mean?
Anyway yeah, it would have to be more than a million and then I'd have a plane waiting afterwards to fly me off somewhere.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying... if you physically saw the million pounds in a suitcase and it was there waiting for you at the end.. I actually think there are very few people who would refuse if this scenario were real..
And no a brown paper bag is cheating!! :D
Miss Ivy Balls
30-07-2010, 02:42 PM
I already have a million. Several to be infact. ;););)
setanta
30-07-2010, 02:44 PM
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying... if you physically saw the million pounds in a suitcase and it was there waiting for you at the end.. I actually think there are very few people who would refuse if this scenario were real..
And no a brown paper bag is cheating!! :D
Knowing my luck a few of my ex's would be out that day and know who I am even with the brown paper bag anyway. :hugesmile:
Oh, I'd want the money in a back pack and strapped onto me while I sprint down the main street. Can you sprint or do you have to walk? Trot along like it's the most natural thing in the world to do?
BB_Eye
30-07-2010, 02:45 PM
Probably not a lot.
Not because money doesn't motivate me, but because hardly anything motivates me.
Beastie
30-07-2010, 02:46 PM
Aw, yeah, I would too definitely. On your own or with others?
Preferably with others.. but I would try and do it on my own. Probably be too easy with others..
Vicky.
30-07-2010, 02:47 PM
I would do absolutely anything for a million. I think.
Knowing my luck a few of my ex's would be out that day and know who I am even with the brown paper bag anyway. :hugesmile:
Oh, I'd want the money in a back pack and strapped onto me while I sprint down the main street. Can you sprint or do you have to walk? Trot along like it's the most natural thing in the world to do?
I think walking is always more flattering than running when naked.. This appleies to both sexes :D
I would do absolutely anything for a million. I think.
Hahaha... refreshing honesty! I like.
Right here's another one then that was mentioned.. If you say you would do anything, would you sleep with John McCirrick (or whatever his name is)?
hahahh :laugh:
setanta
30-07-2010, 02:50 PM
I think walking is always more flattering than running when naked.. This appleies to both sexes :D
And does it have to be at a certain time of the day? I mean my main street is bloody packed during working hours.
They should do a show on it.... I'd say they have in Japan already. Those people have the weirdest things on telly.
Vicky.
30-07-2010, 02:50 PM
For a million. Absolutely. :laugh:
I don't think I'd walk down my local high street naked; because there are always charity workers standing there who try to stop you and make you give them money - can you imagine the mayhem if they knew why I was walking down my local high street naked? Pffff.
That, and I'm mortified by the thought of public nudity.
setanta
30-07-2010, 02:51 PM
We used to discuss this at school all the time, trying to come up with the most rotten things that you would or would not do for a million.
Vicky.
30-07-2010, 02:51 PM
I just thought of something I wouldnt do actually...kill any of my family. Not for any amount of money.
For a million. Absolutely. :laugh:
Mwaaahaaahaaaaaa!!
Brilliant! :laugh3:
I can't even think of anything else to ask you.. that to me is probably one of the worst things I can think of! :laugh:
And does it have to be at a certain time of the day? I mean my main street is bloody packed during working hours.
They should do a show on it.... I'd say they have in Japan already. Those people have the weirdest things on telly.
Yeah! it woul have to be on a Saturday afternoon!
And yeah some of these Japanese programmes are insane!!
I just thought of something I wouldnt do actually...kill any of my family. Not for any amount of money.
No I agree, that goes without saying.. I wouldn't kill anybody in fact (unless it was Pete Doherty) hahaha
Hahaha... refreshing honesty! I like.
Right here's another one then that was mentioned.. If you say you would do anything, would you sleep with John McCirrick (or whatever his name is)?
hahahh :laugh:
OMG No! that man gives me the heebie jeebies.
OMG No! that man gives me the heebie jeebies.
God me too.. I don't know if I could do it.
At least Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal got to **** Robert Redford. JM hasn't quite got the same sex appeal has he?? :laugh:
Vicky.
30-07-2010, 03:09 PM
No I agree, that goes without saying.. I wouldn't kill anybody in fact (unless it was Pete Doherty) hahaha
See, I think I could...just not people I love.
It sounds very very harsh, but if I dont know the person (or dont like them) then I would be able to do it if someone paid me that much.
I may have low morals or something, I dont know...I just dont think i would have too much of a problem with it :S
Stacey.
30-07-2010, 03:10 PM
There's not much I wouldn't do tbh if it was for a lot of money.
See, I think I could...just not people I love.
It sounds very very harsh, but if I dont know the person (or dont like them) then I would be able to do it if someone paid me that much.
I may have low morals or something, I dont know...I just dont think i would have too much of a problem with it :S
I am literally PMSL! :laugh3:
At least you're honest.. I don't know if I could actually kill somebody. That's quite a lot to have on your conscience for the rest of your life.
It would maybe sway me if it was a paedo or something that I had to kill..
Vicky.
30-07-2010, 03:17 PM
I dont think my conscience works properly to be honest with you :p
I dont think my conscience works properly to be honest with you :p
Haha.. at least you're honest! :laugh:
Oh, I know what I don't think I could do, even for a million pounds; jump out an aeroplane. No way jose! I am fairly sure that I would die of nerves/fright so it would be pointless!
I don't know how people do it, I really don't!
Vicky.
30-07-2010, 06:29 PM
Oh, I know what I don't think I could do, even for a million pounds; jump out an aeroplane. No way jose! I am fairly sure that I would die of nerves/fright so it would be pointless!
I don't know how people do it, I really don't!
:shocked: i would do that for free if I had the chance :D
Ramsay
30-07-2010, 06:31 PM
so youd put drugs in the same catagory as killing someone?
lol XD
id do anything bar kill one of my close friends/family
i dunno if id kill some random innocent person
but if id get a million for killing like a rapist yeah id do it
:shocked: i would do that for free if I had the chance :D
God no! I can't even think about doing it for very long! I literally start to well up :laugh:
No, honestly, provide me with a sawn off shotgun and I'll gladly blow somebody's head off before I would jump out of a plane! :laugh:
InOne
30-07-2010, 06:35 PM
See, I think I could...just not people I love.
It sounds very very harsh, but if I dont know the person (or dont like them) then I would be able to do it if someone paid me that much.
I may have low morals or something, I dont know...I just dont think i would have too much of a problem with it :S
But if you killed someone would they let you get away with it? Don't want to be spending the money on bail :nono:
so youd put drugs in the same catagory as killing someone?
lol XD
id do anything bar kill one of my close friends/family
i dunno if id kill some random innocent person
but if id get a million for killing like a rapist yeah id do it
Eh? who me?
When did I say I put drugs in the same category as killing someone??
I was talking about the things I would not do for a million pounds.. Smuggling drugs is one of them as I fear the consequences, ie being tag teamed in a Thai prison or summat.. I have aslo said that I would not jump out of a plane and probably wouldn't sleep with John McCirrick and no, I don't put them in the same category as killing somebody either..
Ramsay
30-07-2010, 06:39 PM
Eh? who me?
When did I say I put drugs in the same category as killing someone??
I was talking about the things I would not do for a million pounds.. Smuggling drugs is one of them as I fear the consequences, ie being tag teamed in a Thai prison or summat.. I have aslo said that I would not jump out of a plane and probably wouldn't sleep with John McCirrick and no, I don't put them in the same category as killing somebody either..
aw right ok my mistake i just read it wrong lol
lily.
30-07-2010, 06:43 PM
To be honest, I'd kill some people for free.
aw right ok my mistake i just read it wrong lol
Hahaha.. nae bother.
Re your last post.. do you think it would make a diiference how you were asked to kill somebody? :D
Like strangling somebody face to face would be grim whereas a sly slip of some cyanide into their drink before you make a sharp exit is slightly more acceptable I think...
Could I just state at this point in this thread that I don't have a murder/death fantasy or anything... killing people just seems to have been spoken about a fair bit, but I ain't a psycho ok? :laugh:
hmm.. I seem to have scared people off! come back, come back.. I'm not a mentalist :D
setanta
30-07-2010, 11:58 PM
Would you eat somebody elses poo for a million? lol
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2010, 12:00 AM
i wouldnt kill anyone unless it was somebody that totally deserved to die like jedward and i would smuggle drugs just for the thrill of sticking something up my bum if nothing else, the money would be a bonus
Claymores
31-07-2010, 12:01 AM
hmm.. I seem to have scared people off! come back, come back.. I'm not a mentalist :D
You love BJ
Would you eat somebody elses poo for a million? lol
FFS! hahaha
No, don't even go there! I definitely wouldn't, not even if it was £10 million
i wouldnt kill anyone unless it was somebody that totally deserved to die like jedward and i would smuggle drugs just for the thrill of sticking something up my bum if nothing else, the money would be a bonus
Hahahaha.. I thought you were a c*ck the other day but you're actually quite amusing :)
You love BJ
I can't deny it :blush:
Would you agree to leave everything that means something to you.. ie move to another country and agree never to have any contact with anybody you know/love?
setanta
31-07-2010, 11:10 AM
FFS! hahaha
No, don't even go there! I definitely wouldn't, not even if it was £10 million
What about dog poo? ha ha
What about dog poo? ha ha
NOOOOO! definitely 110% not! Stop! I feel sick thinking about it!
setanta
31-07-2010, 11:17 AM
NOOOOO! definitely 110% not! Stop! I feel sick thinking about it!
We used to think up the most rotten ones we could at school.
I mean, would you have to eat raw dog poo, or could you blend it with something? Turn it into a milkshake? ha ha
We used to think up the most rotten ones we could at school.
I mean, would you have to eat raw dog poo, or could you blend it with something? Turn it into a milkshake? ha ha
James! please stop.. I haven't got the stomach for that sort of thing! I honestly feel physically sick thinking about it! :nono:
setanta
31-07-2010, 11:19 AM
James! please stop.. I haven't got the stomach for that sort of thing! I honestly feel physically sick thinking about it! :nono:
Lol, fair enough.
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 02:46 PM
But if you killed someone would they let you get away with it? Don't want to be spending the money on bail :nono:
Haha good point :p
Icould possibly get away with it though, its not that hard to fool police :D
InOne
31-07-2010, 02:47 PM
Haha good point :p
Icould possibly get away with it though, its not that hard to fool police :D
Oh really? Done it before? :tongue:
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 02:47 PM
As or the poo suggestion.. for a million. Probably.
As long as I was allowed to be sick afterwards(not that anything would stop me :S) And also get medical checks and that :/
Eugh I'm vile :laugh:
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 02:48 PM
Oh really? Done it before? :tongue:
Lied to police and got away with it...yes.
Killed someone and got away with it...not yet :p
As or the poo suggestion.. for a million. Probably.
As long as I was allowed to be sick afterwards(not that anything would stop me :S) And also get medical checks and that :/
Eugh I'm vile :laugh:
No, Vicky no!! You wouldn't?!
I don't think you're vile, I think you're fecking hilarious (and honest)
Boothy
31-07-2010, 02:51 PM
In the words of Chubby Brown "I'd give Mike Tyson a blowjob infront of my parents for a million quid."
:D
In all seriousness though, I can't think of much I wouldn't do for a million. I'd skip, let alone walk, through town for hours if it was a million.
setanta
31-07-2010, 02:51 PM
Here's one for the straight guys in the room. Would you give a fella a bj for the million?
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2010, 02:52 PM
i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er
In the words of Chubby Brown "I'd give Mike Tyson a blowjob infront of my parents for a million quid."
:D
In all seriousness though, I can't think of much I wouldn't do for a million. I'd skip, let alone walk, through town for hours if it was a million.
Lol.. :laugh2:
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 02:53 PM
No, Vicky no!! You wouldn't?!
I don't think you're vile, I think you're fecking hilarious (and honest)
I would...its like a minute of vileness for a lifetime of riches :D
And yes, I will be as honest as possible here, its much more fun that way :D
Here's one for the straight guys in the room. Would you give a fella a bj for the million?
Those who say they wouldnt, are lying. :p
Here's one for the straight guys in the room. Would you give a fella a bj for the million?
Would you?
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2010, 02:53 PM
Here's one for the straight guys in the room. Would you give a fella a bj for the million?
bitch please they would do it for £50 its called gay for pay :xyxwave:
setanta
31-07-2010, 02:53 PM
Would you?
Don't think I could to be honest with you.
i love policemen i remember when i was like 14 there was this really hot policeman and i kept throwing chips at him just so he would handcuff and arrest me. im such a dirty little ****er
And were you eventually handcuffed and arrested?
Boothy
31-07-2010, 02:54 PM
Here's one for the straight guys in the room. Would you give a fella a bj for the million?
Yes. As long as I didn't have to acknowledge it, or the person, in any way, shape or form again.
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 02:55 PM
James..am arguing with gavs about that now :laugh:
He reckons he wouldnt, and am telling him he would
bitch please they would do it for £50 its called gay for pay :xyxwave:
Lol.. This thread makes me laugh!! :laugh:
setanta
31-07-2010, 02:55 PM
Anyway, a million doesn't get you much nowadays. Stick an 0 or two with the 1 and I might start to consider it.
setanta
31-07-2010, 02:56 PM
James..am arguing with gavs about that now :laugh:
He reckons he wouldnt, and am telling him he would
I'd say he feels the same as myself... couldn't force himself to do it. And like would we have to keep going until well, you know? lol
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 02:56 PM
OK...for a million...
Would you admit on a forum for everyone to read...that you would, as a straight guy, give another man a BJ? :p
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2010, 02:57 PM
And were you eventually handcuffed and arrested?
yes :xyxwave:
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 02:57 PM
I'd say he feels the same as myself... couldn't force himself to do it. And like would we have to keep going until well, you know? lol
There is always the option of spitting and mouthwash. Its not so bad :laugh:
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 02:57 PM
yes :xyxwave:
bet you loved that...
setanta
31-07-2010, 02:57 PM
There is always the option of spitting and mouthwash. Its not so bad :laugh:
Yeah, but I mean it would be our first time doing it so we could be there for fecking ages lol. Nah, couldn't do it.
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2010, 02:57 PM
vicky you should wear a strap on and bugger your boyfriend with it
Anyway, a million doesn't get you much nowadays. Stick an 0 or two with the 1 and I might start to consider it.
It may not buy much nowadays but it would certainly ensure a comfortable lifestyle for the rest of your life with absolutely no worries etc
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2010, 02:58 PM
bet you loved that...
my mum slapped me when i got in though :bawling::bawling::bawling:
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2010, 02:59 PM
she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'
i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2010, 03:00 PM
i cant believe straight guys say they wouldnt do that for a million :nono:
setanta
31-07-2010, 03:00 PM
It may not buy much nowadays but it would certainly ensure a comfortable lifestyle for the rest of your life with absolutely no worries etc
I don't know if it would though really, would it? A house, a car, insurance, hols, children's education.... it all adds up.
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 03:00 PM
vicky you should wear a strap on and bugger your boyfriend with it
PMSL...dont think he'd appreciate that very much :laugh:
i cant believe straight guys say they wouldnt do that for a million :nono:
I know...denial is a bad bad thing :p
Yeah, but I mean it would be our first time doing it so we could be there for fecking ages lol. Nah, couldn't do it.
You might get the knack of it quite quickly? Could be over quicker than you'd think? hahahah
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 03:01 PM
You might get the knack of it quite quickly? Could be over quicker than you'd think? hahahah
Probably would be...lets be honest, doesnt take much effort :p
setanta
31-07-2010, 03:01 PM
Hey, I'm not saying I wouldn't be happy with a million quid, just not sure if I could have a guys willy in my mouth for that kinda money.
I don't know if it would though really, would it? A house, a car, insurance, hols, children's education.... it all adds up.
Well it would mean living mortgage free for the rest of your life, if you played it cleverly, you could holiday on interest , I don't drive and I don't believe in private education :) sorted
setanta
31-07-2010, 03:03 PM
You might get the knack of it quite quickly? Could be over quicker than you'd think? hahahah
You dirty knacker lol.
I don't know what I'd be more ashamed of if I succeeded quickly! The actual act, or the fact I was good at it!
Probably would be...lets be honest, doesnt take much effort :p
Hahaa.. Vicky!! Tsk! I'll have you know I put effort into everything I do! :laugh:
You dirty knacker lol.
I don't know what I'd be more ashamed of if I succeeded quickly! The actual act, or the fact I was good at it!
hahaha... too funny! :laugh:
she went mad she was like 'ooh do you want people to think we are common as muck'
i said you dont seem to care about that when you go shopping at netto bitch!
Ahh.. this thread has really lightened the mundaneness of my afternoon of ironing..
Should get back to it though :xyxwave:
setanta
31-07-2010, 03:07 PM
Or maybe there'd be a certain sense of pride about ending it quickly. "I knew what I had to do, and I did it it fast. No messing about with me I tell ya. He came, I left, the end."
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 03:09 PM
Or maybe there'd be a certain sense of pride about ending it quickly. "I knew what I had to do, and I did it it fast. No messing about with me I tell ya. He came, I left, the end."
You're starting to like the idea :eek:
careful, you'll talk yourself into doing it for free next :p
setanta
31-07-2010, 03:11 PM
You're starting to like the idea :eek:
careful, you'll talk yourself into doing it for free next :p
Not a fecking chance. Nasty, ugly looking things lol.
Vicky.
31-07-2010, 03:12 PM
Not a fecking chance. Nasty, ugly looking things lol.
Ha. Agree 100%
Not a fecking chance. Nasty, ugly looking things lol.
Shut your eyes
Beastie
01-08-2010, 05:10 PM
Have sex with a boxer dog.
Have sex with a boxer dog.
Hahaha.. Nope wouldn't do that!!
Vicky??
Vicky.
14-08-2010, 04:23 PM
No actually...
I could never bring myself to do anything sexual with animals...no matter what I was getting payed :yuk:
No actually...
I could never bring myself to do anything sexual with animals...no matter what I was getting payed :yuk:
Yay! We've actually found something you wouldn't do for a £million! :dance:
hahahaha
Jords
14-08-2010, 11:07 PM
Buy a lottery ticket... :hugesmile:
30stone
15-08-2010, 09:56 AM
Id do a fair few things, walking down the street for a million would be a breeze lol.
Id do a fair few things, walking down the street for a million would be a breeze lol.
What WOULDN't you do?
30stone
15-08-2010, 11:07 AM
Dont know, theres a whole lot i wouldnt do..
But im very money motivated. lol.
30stone
15-08-2010, 11:07 AM
Dont know, theres a whole lot i wouldnt do..
But im very money motivated. lol.
Dont know, theres a whole lot i wouldnt do..
But im very money motivated. lol.
John McCirrick? :laugh:
30stone
15-08-2010, 11:11 AM
Hes money motivated? or do him?
If so no, nothing sexual with a male because thats pretty disgusting.
Nothing sexual with a female either as i love my girlfriend. lol
Hes money motivated? or do him?
If so no, nothing sexual with a male.
Nothing sexual with a female either as i love my girlfriend. lol
Aww.. sweet :)
30stone
15-08-2010, 11:25 AM
Not sure what id do really.
Walking down the high street naked yes for sure..
Danielle1232
15-08-2010, 01:36 PM
I Would Do That For Nothing (:
Marry Josie Gibson (:
I Would Do That For Nothing (:
Marry Josie Gibson (:
You would or you wouldn't?
John Mccrirrick anybody.. mmm think of those large white pants :D
ILoveTRW
02-09-2010, 03:48 PM
I would literally do anything for a million as long as there were no consequences afterwards.
John Mccrirrick anybody.. mmm think of those large white pants :D
As much as I hate to admit it, I probably would. Sure, it would be the most disgusting thing I ever do in my life but it would be over soon enough and you're suddenly almost set for life. I'd feel ashamed for months after though..
Vicky.
02-09-2010, 03:53 PM
John Mccrirrick anybody.. mmm think of those large white pants :D
Haha, as vile as it is, yeah I probably would.
If noone ever found out about it.
Imagine it would be over quite quickly anyways :laugh:
:laugh: You're all disgusting!
hahahaha.. but funny.. and honest
Danielle1232
02-09-2010, 06:20 PM
I Would Do Anything probs (: x
BB_Eye
02-09-2010, 06:23 PM
I'd stay up all night and watch the first series of Power Rangers back to back.
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