John James didn't know what sexual tension is

[bbfan1991]

ROFL:joker:.

[ange7]

we don't have it here in oz. ... must be a British thing :P

[fingers]

JohnJames asked lots of stupid "Wot does .......... mean?" during the first few weeks!

He didn't even know what Evaporated Milk was! lol

[Lister of Smeg]

what can the Ozzies aren't very sexual people :joker:

[flamingGalah!]

It's cos he's thick as shi*t... :xyxwave:

[uvhater]

I am sure that some people in this country don't know what evaporated milk is, my two children certainly don't. Not used as much as it used to. Folks don't do as much cooking as they used to. So it doesn't surprise me.

[fingers]

what can the Ozzies aren't very sexual people :joker:

They'd rather have a tinnie of Fosters than have sex!

[fingers]

I am sure that some people in this country don't know what evaporated milk is, my two children certainly don't. Not used as much as it used to. Folks don't do as much cooking as they used to. So it doesn't surprise me.

The name is a tiny give-away!

[flamingGalah!]

They'd rather have a tinnie of Fosters than have sex!

Except no one in Australia drinks Fosters... and I would much rather have sex than drink that crap :D

[ange7]

JohnJames asked lots of stupid "Wot does .......... mean?" during the first few weeks!

He didn't even know what Evaporated Milk was! lol

lol .... we all own cows in a yards...what would we want with chavvy evaporated milk?

[fingers]

Except no one in Australia drinks Fosters... and I would much rather have sex than drink that crap :D

I was going by the TV adverts! EVERYONE in AussieLand drinks the "amber nectar" lol

:devil::dance::elephant::joker:

[Lister of Smeg]

They'd rather have a tinnie of Fosters than have sex!

you want to watch what you say Fingers you cant escape an Ozzy you cant out run there boomerangs :joker:

[ange7]

I am sure that some people in this country don't know what evaporated milk is, my two children certainly don't. Not used as much as it used to. Folks don't do as much cooking as they used to. So it doesn't surprise me.
don't worry....for poor fingers the world is full of surprises. hehe

[ange7]

I was going by the TV adverts! EVERYONE in AussieLand drinks the "amber nectar" lol

:devil::dance::elephant::joker:
you guys have ads of aussies drinking beer? lol

[flamingGalah!]

I was going by the TV adverts! EVERYONE in AussieLand drinks the "amber nectar" lol

:devil::dance::elephant::joker:

Nah, we just shipped the crap over here for the . to drink... ;)



Tone down the offensive language.

[fingers]

Nah, we just shipped the crap over here for the Poms to drink... ;)

Well they fell for it!:wavey:

BTW it aint shipped, like practically ALL "foreign" beers It is brewed and canned/bottled in the UK.

[Mr XcX]

He has the intelligence of a goldfish. All he knows to do is to PLAY up to cameras and BULLY people.

[flamingGalah!]

Well they fell for it!:wavey:

Indeed they did :joker:

[Lister of Smeg]

He has the intelligence of a goldfish. All he knows to do is to PLAY up to cameras and BULLY people.

you love him really :dance:

[Fuzzylogic]

Foster's is the finest Beer drank by the Aussies...
























...that's pissed out into cans and sold to us poms as Fosters!

[joeysteele]

I think he 'pretends' to be thick,its part of his look at me I'm vulnerable plan'.
He certainly knows everything when he blows a fuse and loses his temper,that's when the 'real' personality that is JJames comes out for all to see,not this little boy lost ploy.

[Visage]

I went into a chip shop about 40 miles from home, I asked for fish & chips with scraps, the woman behind the counter thought I was some alien. Fancy not knowing what scraps are in a chip shop.

[Niamh.]

we don't have it here in oz. ... must be a British thing :P

:laugh2:

[Niamh.]

He has the intelligence of a goldfish. All he knows to do is to PLAY up to cameras and BULLY people.

really? cos I heard he had the highest IQ in there???

[flamingGalah!]

I went into a chip shop about 40 miles from home, I asked for fish & chips with scraps, the woman behind the counter thought I was some alien. Fancy not knowing what scraps are in a chip shop.

What are scraps?? :conf:

[flamingGalah!]

really? cos I heard he had the highest IQ in there???

Ah, so he is a fake then, pretending to be thick?? ;)

[Niamh.]

What are scraps?? :conf:

I thought scraps were left overs??? :conf:

[Niamh.]

Ah, so he is a fake then, pretending to be thick?? ;)

haha, he doesn't come across as thick imo

[Mr XcX]

Ah, so he is a fake then, pretending to be thick?? ;)

I am not surprised. He is SO FAKE in their with that FAT BITCH! ruining the show.

[MojoNixon]

really? cos I heard he had the highest IQ in there???

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv101/hemroidrage/jjthinks.jpg

[Mr XcX]

Scraps is dirty. It's like all left over crusty batter etc on top of chips

[flamingGalah!]

I thought scraps were left overs??? :conf:

So did I, wouldn't want them with my Fish & Chips :joker:

[Niamh.]

Scraps is dirty. It's like all left over crusty batter etc on top of chips

ew, ye sell them in your fish and chip shops over there?

[flamingGalah!]

Scraps is dirty. It's like all left over crusty batter etc on top of chips

Eewwww :yuk: I take it its a northern thing (like having gravy with every food known to man & deep frying everything in batter?) :D

[flamingGalah!]

ew, ye sell them in your fish and chip shops over there?

They don't in the chippys round these parts!

[Visage]

Yeah scraps are the crunchy little bits of batter from the fish. They taste great with your chips and plenty of salt & vinegar.

They are really bad for you though, but not as bad as tobacco....

[Mr XcX]

They don't in the chippys round these parts!

I have one good chippy and one dubious chippy.

[Visage]

Eewwww :yuk: I take it its a northern thing (like having gravy with every food known to man & deep frying everything in batter?) :D

I'm from the North, and only like gravy on a roast dinner. We don't deep fry everything, just fish & chips as far as I know.

[Fuzzylogic]

I'm from the North, and only like gravy on a roast dinner. We don't deep fry everything, just fish & chips as far as I know.

The deep frying everything is a Scottish thing.

[Visage]

The deep frying everything is a Scottish thing.

Oh right, I'm not that far up North:joker:

[flamingGalah!]

Oh right, I'm not that far up North:joker:

London is up north to me! :joker:

[Mr XcX]

I like Northerners, their accents are hard to understand though. Sorry

[Visage]

London is up north to me! :joker:




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[ange7]

Oh right, I'm not that far up North:joker:
far enough to ask for "scraps".
V:"ooh can you clean the hotplate and put that on my chips?"
V:"oooh can you empty the oil filter and make a milkshake out of it?"
you ARE an alien hehe :P

[Visage]

far enough to ask for "scraps".
V:"ooh can you clean the hotplate and put that on my chips?"
V:"oooh can you empty the oil filter and make a milkshake out of it?"
you ARE an alien hehe :P

I feel like I am now, because I don't understand what you've just posted, after the first sentence:joker::joker:

[ange7]

I feel like I am now, because I don't understand what you've just posted, after the first sentence:joker::joker:

lol ... so you can't guess who the "V" is in that post?
I was riffing on your scraps theme.

[Visage]

lol ... so you can't guess who the "V" is in that post?
I was riffing on your scraps theme.

Absolutely no idea:blush: lmao :joker::joker::joker:

[BB_Eye]

I am sure that some people in this country don't know what evaporated milk is, my two children certainly don't. Not used as much as it used to. Folks don't do as much cooking as they used to. So it doesn't surprise me.

John James isn't a child though.

[Ross]

All those talk of Fish & Chips has got me hungry.

[Visage]

All those talk of Fish & Chips has got me hungry.

With or without scraps ?










:joker:

[bbfan1991]

No-one wants a sausage:shocked:.

[Visage]

No-one wants a sausage:shocked:.

Only if it's in batter ;)

[Ross]

With or without scraps ?










:joker:

Without scraps at the moment as I'm eating healthier. On a normal day definately with scraps! :hugesmile:

[Ross]

No-one wants a sausage:shocked:.

It has to be a large one and in batter ;)

[flamingGalah!]

Back home we get our battered sausages on a stick, here we have to hold it & get burnt fingers! (unless you are posh & use a knife & fork ;) )

[fingers]

Back home we get our battered sausages on a stick, here we have to hold it & get burnt fingers! (unless you are posh & use a knife & fork ;) )

The Vain Lord Ben has someone hold it for him!:joker:

[MojoNixon]

John James isn't a child though.

Yes he is. Go and collect him.

[Jackie]

Lol sausage batter and chips has nothing to do with the title but reading it made me laugh lol.

[JHB]

scraps are free at our chippies :)

[MojoNixon]

John James likes it manly way.....

[Grimnir]

its because John James has no sex drive

it also explains how he likes Josie even though she a fat lazy slob

sex isnt in his mind

he is perfect BF for a woman who is frigid and has no sex drive herself

[boomoo]

I thought scraps were left overs??? :conf:

we called them scatchings. They were the tiny pieces of batter which dripped off the fish as they were put into the hot fat.
They were scooped off the surface and drained. You could ask to have then put in with you fish and chips. They were free.