I did not know the grass was fake!

[doughnut8]

I had no idea that the grass was fake until that task with the estate agent coming in the house. I just assumed it was real, I wonder if anything else in the house is fake? (other than the house mates!) :blush:

[BB_Eye]

The housemates' TiBB accounts?

[flamingGalah!]

I had no idea that the grass was fake until that task with the estate agent coming in the house. I just assumed it was real, I wonder if anything else in the house is fake? (other than the house mates!) :blush:

I don't think there is a blade of green grass* in the south east, has been a very dry summer down here...




*Unless people use a sprinkler of course :D

[Harry!]

It is astro turf as real grass does not look good on tv when it is dry.

[Patrick]

Yep, it's been fake since 2007, because in Big Brother 7 the grass became a mess after a while and turned yellow.

[sarza]

I want this grass for my garden, because looks lovely on TV

[doughnut8]

I want this grass for my garden, because looks lovely on TV

Your garden is on TV?

[Patrick]

Does it actually feel like grass?

[sarza]

LOL now that would make intresting viewing

[doughnut8]

Does it actually feel like grass?

Well I don't think you can wipe your bum on it like real grass as it would tickle.

[Harry!]

Well I don't think you can wipe your bum on it like real grass as it would tickle.

Why would you do that? :conf:

[doughnut8]

Why would you do that? :conf:

I do that in my garden if I run out of toilet paper.

[Harry!]

I do that in my garden if I run out of toilet paper.

But that surely must be unhygienic and not good for you.

[paper-cut-exit]

Yup! as fake as the despicable monks laugh!

[doughnut8]

But that surely must be unhygienic and not good for you.

Well this is what people did before loo paper was invented and it's organic if you think about it.

[janaddy86]

Here's a shot from elliebrew

http://s2.postimage.org/BhhEA-00a5096b6859718501f729aa55dc565f.jpg

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=150803

[Harry!]

Well this is what people did before loo paper was invented and it's organic if you think about it.

They would of used rags and cloths not grass. And the only benefit about it being organic is that you can use it for compost.

[Visage]

I remember one year they gave them a mower to push around, didn't they try to write something in the grass?