Abhorsen
01-08-2010, 07:56 PM
Here is the Official list of reasons why each HM deserves your sympathy and therefore *obviously* your vote to win.
WARNING THOSE OF A EASILY UPSET NATURE SHOULD NOT READ FURTHER AS YOU MAY CRY WHEN OVERWHELMED WITH SYMPATHY.
Andrew
He studies Math.
He is rumoured to have been on Countdown.
He has had a date with Corin.
Corin
Her husband died in an accident.
She has no eyebrows.
She fancied Nathan (poor woman).
Dave
Josie is slowly eating him.
His hair doesn't like him.
God laughs at him secretly.
JJ
He was born in East Anglia.
He is gay and doesn't know it.
He wishes he was John James love interest.
Jo
She is 41 and wants to be a DJ.
She thinks she is wacky.
She is a wannabee cougar.
John James
He is scared to stand up to Sam.
He is 24, has loads of cash - but still lives with his Mum.
He once had his name changed to Achilles, but later chickened out and changed it back
Oh yeah, and his Dad died.
Josie
Her father died.
Her hair is dyed.
She will have 20 kids by John James and live on a farm is Aussieland, like The Piano but with less sex.
Mario
He owns a diary room chair from a previous BB.
He thinks he is a 'supermodel'.
He thinks he has landed a part in Glee.
Rachel
She is an airhostess - for RYANAIR!
She thought Ben led her on.
She is yet to claim a relative has died.
Sam
He claims to ride a unicycle.
He thinks he is a cartoon character.
The rest of the HM were hoping the ignore task would continue when they saw he had entered the house.
Steve
He has overcome losing his legs in a bomb.
He has overcome adversity in losing his legs in a bomb
Blah, blah, bomb, legs, adversity, overcome, blah.
WARNING THOSE OF A EASILY UPSET NATURE SHOULD NOT READ FURTHER AS YOU MAY CRY WHEN OVERWHELMED WITH SYMPATHY.
Andrew
He studies Math.
He is rumoured to have been on Countdown.
He has had a date with Corin.
Corin
Her husband died in an accident.
She has no eyebrows.
She fancied Nathan (poor woman).
Dave
Josie is slowly eating him.
His hair doesn't like him.
God laughs at him secretly.
JJ
He was born in East Anglia.
He is gay and doesn't know it.
He wishes he was John James love interest.
Jo
She is 41 and wants to be a DJ.
She thinks she is wacky.
She is a wannabee cougar.
John James
He is scared to stand up to Sam.
He is 24, has loads of cash - but still lives with his Mum.
He once had his name changed to Achilles, but later chickened out and changed it back
Oh yeah, and his Dad died.
Josie
Her father died.
Her hair is dyed.
She will have 20 kids by John James and live on a farm is Aussieland, like The Piano but with less sex.
Mario
He owns a diary room chair from a previous BB.
He thinks he is a 'supermodel'.
He thinks he has landed a part in Glee.
Rachel
She is an airhostess - for RYANAIR!
She thought Ben led her on.
She is yet to claim a relative has died.
Sam
He claims to ride a unicycle.
He thinks he is a cartoon character.
The rest of the HM were hoping the ignore task would continue when they saw he had entered the house.
Steve
He has overcome losing his legs in a bomb.
He has overcome adversity in losing his legs in a bomb
Blah, blah, bomb, legs, adversity, overcome, blah.