If i was sam i would make **** up like...

[luminoussun]

"oh steve you should of seen your misses on bblb calling you a 2 timing ****bag when you was lusting after keeley" or "john james your mum is not happy about you and josie...she thinks josie is using you" or "corin your gf went to the paper and dumped your ass" or "cougar?? did you ever do sexy pics with a guy?" :joker:
Now big brother could not do sam because it's not real...so hes not saying anything about the outside.

God if i was in that house i would have them all having a nervous breakdown

[ange7]

luminoussun to go in the house! 1 vote at least.

telling Dave that he missed the second coming of Jesus. "Sorry Dave but you were too busy prancing around in here with painted nails and make-up".
Telling Mario that Ben secretly IS gay and fancied him

[taraibiza]

Ha ha ha I love it! He could have so much fun. Like telling Josie that they've banned pies, or Andrew that he's been kicked out of Oxford for being a sex pest, or Corin that they've discovered that fake tan gives you brain damage.

So many possibilities!!

[Visage]

Some funny ideas here, It would be fantastic if Sam did something like this:D

[Livia]

Yeah... hilarious.

[Claymores]

Yeah... hilarious.

Tut tut - you must have been out of the school playground too long not to realise what wizard japes these would be :hugesmile:

[Niamh.]

hahaha, that would be excellent