When is Ben doing Nuts magazine?

[Abhorsen]

They all do eventually. Mario is already signed up and Dave's 'Loved up Belly' feature will be one Nuts feature not to miss. :shocked:

[Claymores]

Classic thread - queen Ben in his lingerie and pink socks! The mind boggles (runs off to puke)

[Livia]

I think he's more likely to be in The Spectator, or Country Life, don't you? He, like me, probably wouldn't wipe his ar5e on Nuts magazine :-)

[Abhorsen]

, like me, probably wouldn't wipe his ar5e on Nuts magazine :-)

Isn't that what all readers of Nuts do with it?

[Livia]

Isn't that what all readers of Nuts do with it?

I'm sure I can't speak for Nuts readers Abhorsen... What do you do with it?? :-)

[Abhorsen]

Classic thread - queen Ben in his lingerie and pink socks! The mind boggles

Enough of your sexual fantasies Claymores. You'll have Mario after you when he gets out for talking like that!

[LeatherTrumpet]

I think he's more likely to be in The Spectator, or Country Life, don't you? He, like me, probably wouldn't wipe his ar5e on Nuts magazine :-)

I doubt he reads the Spectator as he is thick

[Abhorsen]

I'm sure I can't speak for Nuts readers Abhorsen... What do you do with it?? :-)

I can assure you Livia my fair hands have never touched a copy of that low rent wank mag.

[Livia]

I can assure you Livia my fair hands have never touched a copy of that low rent wank mag.

Ahh right. You prefer a more 'high rent' wank mag?? Just kidding of course. I'm sure you would ever buy anything nasty like that...

:-)

[Livia]

I doubt he reads the Spectator as he is thick

Maybe so... but even if he doesn't read it, I wouldn't mind betting he's the only housemate this year who would have heard of The Spectator.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Maybe so... but even if he doesn't read it, I wouldn't mind betting he's the only housemate this year who would have heard of The Spectator.

for certain

[Abhorsen]

Maybe so... but even if he doesn't read it, I wouldn't mind betting he's the only housemate this year who would have heard of The Spectator.

He's the only HM this year who can read.

[Abhorsen]

Ahh right. You prefer a more 'high rent' wank mag?? Just kidding of course. I'm sure you would ever buy anything nasty like that...

:-)

Who needs to rent when you have one of your own. ;)

[Zippy]

I dunwanna see Bens nuts, thanks.

[watchinittoomuch]

I cant wait for the Dave version...it'll be called ' FULL GLORY' and will show Dave in nothing but a well placed bible.

That and a pot noodle and I'm set for a day's full on filth...*judders*

[watchinittoomuch]

They're changing it to 'Nut' for when Mario does it...:joker:

I need to stop now really :eek:

[Livia]

They're changing it to 'Nut' for when Mario does it...:joker:

I need to stop now really :eek:

Hahaha!

Actually... Ewwwwww.

[Abhorsen]

I cant wait for the Dave version...it'll be called ' FULL GLORY' and will show Dave in nothing but a well placed bible.

That and a pot noodle and I'm set for a day's full on filth...*judders*

Oooo, those sweaty Palsms.

[Kazanne]

I doubt he reads the Spectator as he is thick

For someone to even say Ben is 'thick' is thick in itself!!

[ElProximo]

They all do eventually. Mario is already signed up and Dave's 'Loved up Belly' feature will be one Nuts feature not to miss. :shocked:

And all joking aside - I'd actually buy a copy of Nuts if it did indeed have Ben on the cover. Just the pure random stupidity of the whole thing would make it a sure collectors edition.
No nudity. Just Ben, Ben articles, Ben photoshoot. The Nuts Ben Edition. I will buy this.

[watchinittoomuch]

Oooo, those sweaty Palsms.

I'm getting a fire in my belly...:dance2:

[Claymores]

And all joking aside - I'd actually buy a copy of Nuts if it did indeed have Ben on the cover. Just the pure random stupidity of the whole thing would make it a sure collectors edition.
No nudity. Just Ben, Ben articles, Ben photoshoot. The Nuts Ben Edition. I will buy this.

How old is that line???? "I'd only buy it for the articles" - you'd head straight to the double page spread of queen Ben in his lingerie and pink socks!

[ElProximo]

How old is that line???? "I'd only buy it for the articles" - you'd head straight to the double page spread of queen Ben in his lingerie and pink socks!

Hey man.. Nuts really DOES have some great articles. Like their Norman Mailer interview.
Sure, they throw in a few pink sock pics now and then but yeah.. they have other stuff.

Heh.. seriously I would laugh if they did a Ben white robe photoshoot. with his fantastic hair like a loaf of nice bread perched atop his head.

[Abhorsen]

And all joking aside - I'd actually buy a copy of Nuts if it did indeed have Ben on the cover. Just the pure random stupidity of the whole thing would make it a sure collectors edition.
No nudity. Just Ben, Ben articles, Ben photoshoot. The Nuts Ben Edition. I will buy this.

It would be there best ever issue, OK that isn't saying much, but it would.

[Abhorsen]

How old is that line???? "I'd only buy it for the articles" - you'd head straight to the double page spread of queen Ben in his lingerie and pink socks!

It's like you can read minds. LOL.