How can Dave be a Christian when he is so fat?

[doughnut8]

Surely gluttony is a sin and Jesus was a slim jim. I would of thought if Jesus was such a role model for Dave he would slim down to have the same physique as him.

[Fuzzylogic]

Have you been watching the show? Have you not seen him exercising every day?

[doughnut8]

Have you been watching the show? Have you not seen him exercising every day?

That is just because he has nothing else to do and is on TV. If he was at home be would be getting drunk on Ace larger and eating Ginster pies and crisps.

[watchinittoomuch]

Are you off your cake? He's hardly morbidly obese....crikey some of the posters on here...I really can only assume I am posting along side models, and paragons of virtue.

[Chels]

I think your username sums you up by posting this thread *facepalm*

[Visage]

How do you know Jesus was a slim Jim?

& don't say Robert Powell!

[WOMBAI]

Surely gluttony is a sin and Jesus was a slim jim. I would of thought if Jesus was such a role model for Dave he would slim down to have the same physique as him.

:rolleyes: Here we go again! Dave is hardly fat, a little overweight - but he has lost quite a lot of weight recently, so baring that in mind, how can you criticise - when he is losing weight! He is exercising to tone up - what more do you want! Sigh!

You should be saying the same about Josie who makes no effort whatsoever to lose weight - laying around in bed all day, lazy mare!

[psychtracker]

That's the most ridiculous hate thread topic i've ever see!!! I can't believe i'm using up 20 seconds of my life to type this response!

[Boothy]

So many inane threads lately. :rolleyes:

[Claymores]

I think your username sums you up by posting this thread *facepalm*

:joker::joker::joker:

[coolestrock]

does it say in the bible that he should walk round touching everybody in a creepy way,,,,,taking money of vunerable ppl claiming to heal and all that

[Shasown]

Surely gluttony is a sin and Jesus was a slim jim. I would of thought if Jesus was such a role model for Dave he would slim down to have the same physique as him.

So Christians cant be fat, can fat people become christian or do they have to slim down to within BMI limits to get in?

Do you lie awake at night thinking up comments like this, or do they just roll out as you start typing?

Ever wondered why you choose the name doughnut8, did it pop into your head or did you want a name to capture the essence of you?

[doughnut8]

I am not saying that Christians can not be fat as many of them are. I just meant with Dave being such a big fan of the Lord that I would of thought he would be such a glutton and think about others not having food more like Jesus would do and share his food out.

[chauncey]

Surely gluttony is a sin and Jesus was a slim jim. I would of thought if Jesus was such a role model for Dave he would slim down to have the same physique as him.

lol,made me laugh well done.

[Saph]

I bet Jesus was fat lol and gay

yeah thats right God, I went there!


mind you, God probably likes the odd bit of fun with bum aswell ;)

[doughnut8]

I bet Jesus was fat lol and gay

yeah thats right God, I went there!


mind you, God probably likes the odd bit of fun with bum aswell ;)

God can not have a bum as that would be finite when God is infinite.

[chauncey]

I bet Jesus was fat lol and gay

yeah thats right God, I went there!



mind you, God probably likes the odd bit of fun with bum aswell ;)

There's a reason why Jesus had to perform that miracle to feed 5000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish; because he'd eaten up the Tesco lorry full of food that had been delivered for them and that was all that was left,FATTY! :elephant:

[Livia]

God can not have a bum as that would be finite when God is infinite.

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein.

[doughnut8]

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein.

He is right the physical universe is not infinite as it has limits. What Enistein should of wrote was "The Only two things that I am aware of that are infinite:"

Einstein was smart but not that smart. :nono:

[as90]

Yes he is exercising. I don't think being mildly overweight is the greatest sin, if your looking for sin set your sight on mario and corin.

[doughnut8]

Yes he is exercising. I don't think being mildly overweight is the greatest sin, if your looking for sin set your sight on mario and corin.

Yeah but their not prancing around telling people they will burn in hell for being gay are they!

[WOMBAI]

I bet Jesus was fat lol and gay

yeah thats right God, I went there!


mind you, God probably likes the odd bit of fun with bum aswell ;)

:crazy::pat:

[WOMBAI]

Yeah but their not prancing around telling people they will burn in hell for being gay are they!

Ah - this is about gays again! :sleep:

[Livia]

He is right the physical universe is not infinite as it has limits. What Enistein should of wrote was "The Only two things that I am aware of that are infinite:"

Einstein was smart but not that smart. :nono:

You mean, what Einstein (not Enistein) should have written...

He was right about human stupidity. Infinite.

Do you think that E=mc squared is a rapper?

[as90]

Yeah but their not prancing around telling people they will burn in hell for being gay are they!

Well it's not dave ideas it's the bibles, so it's really you vs the bible. Good luck to you.

[Late for the Party]

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe.

Albert Einstein.Classic post.
Dumb thread, and thats rich coming from me, I usually always up for a bit of Dave bashing

[Shasown]

Yeah but their not prancing around telling people they will burn in hell for being gay are they!

Hey doughnut, when did Dave do that?

Have you got the number of the day he did it, so i can watch it, or did you see this when you went for your afternoon post med nap?

[Vicky.]

That's the most ridiculous hate thread topic i've ever see!!! I can't believe i'm using up 20 seconds of my life to type this response!

I agree.

What a useless thread.

I dont like dave, but this is getting silly now. Locked.