Would you go to Dave's "church"

[LeatherTrumpet]

has Dave managed to evangelise anyone on Tibb?


anyone feel the glory?

[flamingGalah!]

Only with a flame thrower...

[Bigbrofan25]

I wouldn`t I was raised catholic so NO

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

I would rather poke my own eyes out, than go to Dave's church.

[joeysteele]

NEVER EVER.For any reason.

[housemate]

I'd go along to 'see for myself' ... ONLY to attempt an understanding of what their (Christian) beliefs actually are.
Join them ... not a chance!!! (Based on what IS known about them re: fairies, werewolves, flying to the sun and the maniacal 'laughing')

[Livia]

No, I wouldn't go. Does anyone here go to church (or temple/mosque/synagogue etc.) on a regular basis anyway?

[Late for the Party]

I'd go along to 'see for myself' ... ONLY to attempt an understanding of what their (Christian) beliefs actually are.
Join them ... not a chance!!! (Based on what IS known about them re: fairies, werewolves, flying to the sun and the maniacal 'laughing')
Make sure to bring your credit card, and the log book for your car and the deeds to you house /joke

[fingers]

You mean visit him at home and sit on his couch in the livingroom? certainly not!

[flamingGalah!]

You mean visit him at home and sit on his couch in the livingroom? certainly not!

I'm sure he'd let you sit in one of his wheelchairs as well...

[LeatherTrumpet]

No, I wouldn't go. Does anyone here go to church (or temple/mosque/synagogue etc.) on a regular basis anyway?

6% do

[Livia]

6% do

Nationally, you mean? I was just wondering if people wouldn't go to Dave's church because they aren't believers, or do they just not agree with his particular dogma... I guess it's a much bigger question than I thought it would be.

[fingers]

Read what the SUN wrote (not the sun the angels took St. Dave to, lol)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2817306/The-ravers-who-get-high-on-God.html

[LeatherTrumpet]

Nationally, you mean? I was just wondering if people wouldn't go to Dave's church because they aren't believers, or do they just not agree with his particular dogma... I guess it's a much bigger question than I thought it would be.

Yes

but even these stats are suspect

Dave's thing is a cult hatched from a cult. Essentially he is using Christianity to justify his behaviour but in the end it is just another quest for status.

[Livia]

Yes

but even these stats are suspect

Dave's thing is a cult hatched from a cult. Essentially he is using Christianity to justify his behaviour but in the end it is just another quest for status.

I'm all for freedom of expression when it comes to people's beliefs. But I have to admit to being a little uncomfortable about Dave's... cult, if you want to call it that... and I tend to agree with you.

[fingers]

Heres someone Visiting St. Dave's "church"

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:wavey::joker:

[flamingGalah!]

Read what the SUN wrote (not the sun the angels took St. Dave to, lol)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2817306/The-ravers-who-get-high-on-God.html

Lol, so that's what a party at the loony asylum looks like then... :joker:

[Livia]

Read what the SUN wrote (not the sun the angels took St. Dave to, lol)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2817306/The-ravers-who-get-high-on-God.html

Fingers! The SUN??

[fingers]

Fingers! The SUN??

None of the other papers will give him space and I couldn't find anything in the Daily Star except his entry into BB (which incidentally, St Dave himself says GOD TOLD him He was opening the door for him to "spread the word" Or summat like that! Maybe he was "high at the time!)

[Livia]

None of the other papers will give him space and I couldn't find anything in the Daily Star except his entry into BB (which incidentally, St Dave himself says GOD TOLD him He was opening the door for him to "spread the word" Or summat like that! Maybe he was "high at the time!)

Do you think Dave is evil or misguided?

[LeatherTrumpet]

2 pissed up layabouts not working

and i were his wife i would be a little suspect

[flamingGalah!]

Do you think Dave is evil or misguided?

Probably more mentally ill, no doubt lasting damage from years of drug abuse... But with an evil streak too... ;)

[Jords]

Id go and say haiii.

[Livia]

Probably more mentally ill, no doubt lasting damage from years of drug abuse... But with an evil streak too... ;)

Covering all your bases there flamingGalah!

[fingers]

Do you think Dave is evil or misguided?

I don't believe he is evil or misguided, he's found a way of life that lets him jaunt all over the world at no cost to himself, so he has simply adopted this lifestyle but his constant stupid attempts to convince other people that GOD talks to him and angels transport him to impossible locations and his pathetic attempts at feigning drunkenness by reading a Bible are just that, pathetic and stupid!

[LeatherTrumpet]

it is just addictive behaviour substitution. happens all the time to alcoholics.

[Livia]

I don't believe he is evil or misguided, he's found a way of life that lets him jaunt all over the world at no cost to himself, so he has simply adopted this lifestyle but his constant stupid attempts to convince other people that GOD talks to him and angels transport him to impossible locations and his pathetic attepts at feigning drunkenness by reading a Bible are just that, pathetic and stupid!

You don't think he might be worried about his immortal soul? You think he's a complete faker?

[fingers]

You don't think he might be worried about his immortal soul? You think he's a complete faker?

In a word, YES

[flamingGalah!]

Covering all your bases there flamingGalah!

Well if he believes the rubbish that he spouts (& that's a big "if") then he must be mentally unstable...

If however he does not believe the tripe he comes out with, then he is conning people & some of those he cons are vulnerable people such as ones with terminal illness which he claims he can cure, then that is quite evil...

Though conning cancer victims, if you believe what you are saying/doing or not, is pretty low & evil in my book anyway...

[LeatherTrumpet]

he obviously did not go to the sun or has seen angels and all the other supernatural guff so it is safe to say it is a fake situation

[taraibiza]

Jesus, that video is DISTURBING.

I feel sorry for his kids.

Remember when he said he did a prayer and God restored his and his wife's virginity?

Freak!

[parmnion]

has Dave managed to evangelise anyone on Tibb?


anyone feel the glory?

i'd go to a sloshfest

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

Well if he believes the rubbish that he spouts (& that's a big "if") then he must be mentally unstable...

If however he does not believe the tripe he comes out with, then he is conning people & some of those he cons are vulnerable people such as ones with terminal illness which he claims he can cure, then that is quite evil...

Though conning cancer victims, if you believe what you are saying/doing or not, is pretty low & evil in my book anyway...

Well said:thumbs:

[fingers]

Jesus, that video is DISTURBING.

I feel sorry for his kids.

Remember when he said he did a prayer and God restored his and his wife's virginity?

Freak!

All his YouTube Vids are disturbing! The thing to remember is that HE puts them up there! Guess he thinks they are great!

[LeatherTrumpet]

I have my own personal sloshfest in my office every Friday. me, some illegal downloads of the Office USA and a bottle of teachers

oh the glory

[parmnion]

I have my own personal sloshfest in my office every Friday. me, some illegal downloads of the Office USA and a bottle of teachers

oh the glory

translates as, me, wotsitz, porn and my orange cock.

[Shasown]

translates as, me, wotsitz, porn and my orange cock.

I see you have met LT before then :hugesmile:

[Zippy]

Only for his funeral. with flowers.

[LeatherTrumpet]

translates as, me, wotsitz, porn and my orange cock.

i never use my eating hand for that purpose

it is unclean

[parmnion]

Why eat with it then?

[Livia]

Well if he believes the rubbish that he spouts (& that's a big "if") then he must be mentally unstable...

If however he does not believe the tripe he comes out with, then he is conning people & some of those he cons are vulnerable people such as ones with terminal illness which he claims he can cure, then that is quite evil...

Though conning cancer victims, if you believe what you are saying/doing or not, is pretty low & evil in my book anyway...

Can't argue with that. Although I think all religions offer a kind of false hope to people who are suffering. Lourdes, for instance, is an enormous business. I know some people claim miracles, but I think I'd put that down to the placebo effect.

[smudgie]

I would rather spend the night in a morgue.
He gets on my nerves to the point where I would get carried away by men in white coats if I spent any length of time.:hugesmile:

[Shasown]

Who is to say his version of christianity is any more or less correct than any other version.

[WOMBAI]

has Dave managed to evangelise anyone on Tibb?


anyone feel the glory?

No - but I wouldn't go to yours either! :hugesmile:

[flamingGalah!]

Who is to say his version of christianity is any more or less correct than any other version.

No one.... BUT you have to question the sanity of a man who claims to have visited the sun, gets visited by fairies, has seen a man transform into a werewolf & can get drunk from reading a book...

[watchinittoomuch]

i'd go to a sloshfest

LOL was about to post exactly the same :)

[parmnion]

LOL was about to post exactly the same :)

lets go and get some jesus juice in our belly's

[Shasown]

No one.... BUT you have to question the sanity of a man who claims to have visited the sun, gets visited by fairies, has seen a man transform into a werewolf & can get drunk from reading a book...

PMSL no you dont! The man's a nutter, there is no question about that.

[watchinittoomuch]

lets go and get some jesus juice in our belly's

Woo! Glory me up:devil:

[flamingGalah!]

PMSL no you dont! The man's a nutter, there is no question about that.

Exactly :D

[andrew99]

dave is cool it's sad that mario picked him, he should have picked steve, because to put Andrew up X2 was wrong surely the same applies to Dave the almighty is bemused????????????????????
i wonder if the damp knicker brigade will fail this week???? bin John James.

[andrew99]

Wow just watched a totally different religious ceramony Dave im a straight geezer i would love to belong to your church.

[jools]

I wouldnt go to ANY church,had enough of that growing up.Met plenty of people like Dave,and while they are harmless enough,a lot do behave like this,and have to say,it does really get on your tits.I think this whole "drunk" thing, is an attempt to try and make religion cool,like christian rock music...very ...very cringy.

[Kat555blue]

No. I wonder how he earns his cash to keep his family in the manner to which they have become accustomed. Is this the American Evangelical way I wonder? Perhaps he needs the winnings if things are getting tight.
Not sure what church he belongs to but I doubt his God will be very proud.

[WOMBAI]

No. I wonder how he earns his cash to keep his family in the manner to which they have become accustomed. Is this the American Evangelical way I wonder? Perhaps he needs the winnings if things are getting tight.
Not sure what church he belongs to but I doubt his God will be very proud.

He has already explained where the money comes from - old news! And how do you know what lifestyle his family have become accustomed to - do they own a string of Rolls Royce's or something! :rolleyes: