OMG! Andrew had sex with..........

[serensilver]

A WATERMELON!!!!

WTF! he just said he went to the shop and brought a water melon and lube! he went home put the water melon in the microwave, but it was too hot and he burned his willy :joker::joker::joker::joker:

The housemates were p***ing themselves laughing!!! :joker::joker::joker:

And just revealed he *******ed an apple pie! the ones you get from mac donalds!!

Andrew says he was bored the day was dragging and he had nothing to do! JJ replied "Andrew when im bored i play on the X box i dont ******* fruit

[cell]

I wouldn't imagine the seeds would feel all that good.

[Beso]

Come and talk about it in the thread about it.. nae hassle though eh!!!

[as90]

lol, may as well buy a blow up doll.

[Jords]

Wtf!!!!!

[Jordan.]

Fail...

[bigbrothermaniac008]

He also got the watermelon Pregnant..

[Maia]

Wow, that's seedy.

[ILoveTRW]

Why would he waste his money on a watermelon when his small pecker can fit in an orange

[Zippy]

Wow, that's seedy.

Yeah theyre very seedy!

Bless him. Its a classic.

[I'm Buzzin!]

Don't let Andrew out of that house..NO fruit is safe!

[I'm Buzzin!]

Why would he waste his money on a watermelon when his small pecker can fit in an orange

:laugh3: LOL

[Twilight]

Oh dear god..

[Patricia4]

I bought a watermelon in morrisons yesterday and its put me right off.

[paper-cut-exit]

Oh dear! he's gonna regret revealing that on national TV :joker:

[Zippy]

I bought a watermelon in morrisons yesterday and its put me right off.

Ill eat it! yum

and whats all yours problem? jeez

Using your hand or a fruit...does it make much difference?

Not tried it myself but its not like the melon will need counselling or anything! Teenage boys experiment in all kinds of weird ways sexually. Hello!

[fivecougz]

He's now admitted to rooting a watermelon, a hoover vacuum, a macdonalds apple pie, and a trifle
Quote of the day - "do you ever think of pear when you're ****ing an apple?"

[bigbrothermaniac008]

Hes also done a trifle!!

[Patrick]

You lot act as if it's the most strange thing ever.

Girls ****** cucumbers and it's fine, guys ****** watermelons.

[Jordan.]

Get this attention seeker out.

[serensilver]

Maro said " we should order a water melon on the shopping list we can all have some fun! JJ said "******* that" mario said "literally":joker::joker::joker:

[Half-Past-Sree]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3192/watermelon853.jpg (http://img153.imageshack.us/i/watermelon853.jpg/)

[Zippy]

Get this attention seeker out.

NO!!!

He doesnt seek attention. He's quiet usually.

[Lex]

He also got the watermelon Pregnant..

Nine months later.....out sprouts Johnjames! :dance:

[Jordan.]

NO!!!

He doesnt seek attention. He's quiet usually.

He knows what he is doing IMO, ive gone off him a lot recently.

[Half-Past-Sree]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1906/applepie.jpg (http://img72.imageshack.us/i/applepie.jpg/)

[Maia]

Why would he waste his money on a watermelon when his small pecker can fit in an orange

:laugh2:

[ILoveTRW]

Girls ****** cucumbers and it's fine, guys ****** watermelons.
:shocked: who wants to be with a girl who can stick a cucumber up herself? her pussy she must be loose as hell :shocked:

[Half-Past-Sree]

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9692/henryhoover.jpg (http://img294.imageshack.us/i/henryhoover.jpg/)

[troy4783]

LOL what the hell

[serensilver]

steves drinking to it all

[I'm Buzzin!]

The housemates will NEVER leave Andrew alone in the BB kitchen from now on.

[serensilver]

The housemates will NEVER leave Andrew alone in the BB kitchen from now on.

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Jords]

The housemates will NEVER leave Andrew alone in the BB kitchen from now on.

Lmao!

[Patricia4]

No wonder he shout's dont forget the fruit when they do the shopping list.

[Half-Past-Sree]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5668/andrewbb20101.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/andrewbb20101.jpg/)

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/367/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg (http://img375.imageshack.us/i/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg/)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5668/andrewbb20101.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/andrewbb20101.jpg/)

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/367/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg (http://img375.imageshack.us/i/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg/)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5668/andrewbb20101.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/andrewbb20101.jpg/)

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/367/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg (http://img375.imageshack.us/i/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg/)

[charmingmissc]

poor andy has to go back to uni after saying all this.

[I'm Buzzin!]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1906/applepie.jpg (http://img72.imageshack.us/i/applepie.jpg/)

Wait until Ronald McDonald hears about this!!!

[*mazedsalv**]

Thank God I dont eat Apple Pies!!! I eat watermelons though!!!

[uvhater]

so this is what genius' do is it - lord help the rest of them.

[Fuzzylogic]

Haha how on earth did this come up in conversation? Is he drunk?

[uvhater]

their playing some silly drinking game - again.

[Malza]

Hes also done a trifle!!

American Pie goes Reality :joker:

[Half-Past-Sree]

hes probably done it with a maths textbook too.

[Mac Hiavellian]

I'm so happy for him and his weenie. Must get him a congratulatory muffin basket.

hes probably done it with a maths textbook too.

Kinky.

[MeMyselfAndI]

get him out hes disgusting

[SoBig]

Maro said " we should order a water melon on the shopping list we can all have some fun! JJ said "******* that" mario said "literally":joker::joker::joker:

http://i36.tinypic.com/29fdt6w.jpghttp://i36.tinypic.com/29fdt6w.jpghttp://i36.tinypic.com/29fdt6w.jpg

[fizzy]

A WATERMELON!!!!

WTF! he just said he went to the shop and brought a water melon and lube! he went home put the water melon in the microwave, but it was too hot and he burned his willy :joker::joker::joker::joker:

The housemates were p***ing themselves laughing!!! :joker::joker::joker:

And just revealed he *******ed an apple pie! the ones you get from mac donalds!!

Andrew says he was bored the day was dragging and he had nothing to do! JJ replied "Andrew when im bored i play on the X box i dont ******* fruit


Maybe he was feeling fruity :D:D:D:D:DD:D:D:D

[Beso]

Told you corin was fake.

surely she's had it up the bum.

[fizzy]

Told you corin was fake.

surely she's had it up the bum.


:eek:

[GypsyGoth]

Told you corin was fake.

surely she's had it up the bum.

She had the sense not to admit to it on tv.

[ange7]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5668/andrewbb20101.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/andrewbb20101.jpg/)

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/367/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg (http://img375.imageshack.us/i/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg/)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5668/andrewbb20101.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/andrewbb20101.jpg/)

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/367/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg (http://img375.imageshack.us/i/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg/)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5668/andrewbb20101.jpg (http://img337.imageshack.us/i/andrewbb20101.jpg/)

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/367/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg (http://img375.imageshack.us/i/092313sherrytrifleweb.jpg/)
nice

[zotler.]

Reminds me of Jim from American Pie. :|

[luminoussun]

at least it was'nt a chicken

[terryrow]

i tried a woman once, and i would recommend it.

[ange7]

Ill eat it! yum

and whats all yours problem? jeez

Using your hand or a fruit...does it make much difference?

Not tried it myself but its not like the melon will need counselling or anything! Teenage boys experiment in all kinds of weird ways sexually. Hello!
is this porn then?
http://blog.evite.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/12/watermelon3.jpg

[Jackie]

Reminds me of Jim from American Pie. :|


Yeah thats probably where he got the idea from :joker:

[Jamietwo]

i tried a woman once, and i would recommend it.

i tried a woman once too, but after several hours of trying to get her vagina up my bum i gave up.

hey at least they don't have an ugly blind man who puts his cheesy willy in the drinking mugs this year, that was proper gross.

[Mac Hiavellian]

is this porn then?
http://blog.evite.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/12/watermelon3.jpg

More like torture porn. The melon never saw it coming

[MojoNixon]

A WATERMELON!!!!

WTF! he just said he went to the shop and brought a water melon and lube! he went home put the water melon in the microwave, but it was too hot and he burned his willy :joker::joker::joker::joker:

The housemates were p***ing themselves laughing!!! :joker::joker::joker:

And just revealed he *******ed an apple pie! the ones you get from mac donalds!!

Andrew says he was bored the day was dragging and he had nothing to do! JJ replied "Andrew when im bored i play on the X box i dont ******* fruit

That's nothing. John James did have sex with this thing

http://www.muttonbone.com/images/sheep_back.jpg

[LukeBBukfan]

A WATERMELON!!!!

WTF! he just said he went to the shop and brought a water melon and lube! he went home put the water melon in the microwave, but it was too hot and he burned his willy :joker::joker::joker::joker:

The housemates were p***ing themselves laughing!!! :joker::joker::joker:

And just revealed he *******ed an apple pie! the ones you get from mac donalds!!

Andrew says he was bored the day was dragging and he had nothing to do! JJ replied "Andrew when im bored i play on the X box i dont ******* fruit


Was its John James or John Joe who said cause line is epic lol

[watchinittoomuch]

i tried a woman once too, but after several hours of trying to get her vagina up my bum i gave up.

hey at least they don't have an ugly blind man who puts his cheesy willy in the drinking mugs this year, that was proper gross.

I think this might be my favourite post ever:laugh3:

[CiaraB]

Well if fruits aren't safe around him , John James should stay away...

[serensilver]

Was its John James or John Joe who said cause line is epic lol

JJ joe john! :wavey:

[MojoNixon]

Well if fruits aren't safe around him , John James should stay away...

:joker:

[starry]

That's nothing compared to some of the things Mario has said I'm sure.