how randy is our mandy ?

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

how randy is our mandy ?



i have changed josie's name by deed-poll,

because her sexual behaviour is taking its toll.

thinking about the change, what sprang to mind was mandy,

a very common lady but who is now so randy.

pride in her appearance is not her focus,

john james and his sausage is mandy's need to do some hocus pocus.

mario's magic trick would have fear,

because mandy can make things disappear.

its building daily, a self confessed sexual predator,

i just wonder how much we are not seeing, BB editor.

apart from all the millions of kids who are up this lapping,

this boring no-romance needs snapping.

this coming week i prey to god we get the split,

and mandy can go and get a good roggering and satisfy her clit.




(if you are easily offended please dont read the joe's poem - opppppps maybe i best have done this at the top sooooorrrrrrrrrrry)

[Shiner]

Can you add "desperate to forge a relationship before the end of the show" to the options please. :D

[Ammi]

Randy Mandy says she's after his widget
Yet he's already said in fact its a midget
He says it almost slipped in her bum
but I think he's dreaming he's with his mum
One minute she says he's a *******ing pr*ck
then she says she wants his d*ck
they are both playing games and are both so fake
but which one will the hundred grand take?

[WOMBAI]

how randy is our mandy ?



i have changed josie's name by deed-poll,

because her sexual behaviour is taking its toll.

thinking about the change, what sprang to mind was mandy,

a very common lady but who is now so randy.

pride in her appearance is not her focus,

john james and his sausage is mandy's need to do some hocus pocus.

mario's magic trick would have fear,

because mandy can make things disappear.

its building daily, a self confessed sexual predator,

i just wonder how much we are not seeing, BB editor.

apart from all the millions of kids who are up this lapping,

this boring no-romance needs snapping.

this coming week i prey to god we get the split,

and mandy can go and get a good roggering and satisfy her clit.




(if you are easily offended please dont read the joe's poem - opppppps maybe i best have done this at the top sooooorrrrrrrrrrry)

Oh Joe - very funny - and very true! :laugh2::laugh2::thumbs:

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

i new the wombai would agree with me on this one lol

as for you rhino < pure class mate < loved reading your peace and made me smile.