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Z
20-01-2006, 10:09 PM
'Cause then it'd cut itself.

:rolleyes:

Z
20-01-2006, 10:20 PM
Not even a titter? I must be losing my touch..

Razmataz
20-01-2006, 10:22 PM
I dont find that funny really.

Im what people would class as 'emo' but i dont cut myself.

Fangz
20-01-2006, 10:24 PM
Hehe, read that somewhere before Zi.
It's just a joke, Glads, based on the 'oh no, my life is over!!!' emo crowd, rather than more level-headed ones like your fine self.

Razmataz
20-01-2006, 10:28 PM
My best mates are in that 'emo cut self crowd'
i dont like it.

Fangz
20-01-2006, 10:37 PM
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, they like crying in the dark

Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten... one to screw it in, one to drop and break it, one to cut themself with it, and seven to cry and write a song about it

Q: If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
A: The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

Q: What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn't cry.

Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they only screw in a puddle of vomit.

Q: If there is a punk and a skinhead in the back of a car, who is in the front?
A: A cop.

Q: How do you get a one-armed punk out of a tree?
A: Throw him a beer.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just embrace the darkness.

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one exceptionally pretentious goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.

Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope!

Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.

Razmataz
20-01-2006, 10:41 PM
I laughed at one of them.
the punk and other guy in the back of the car. :thumbs:
the rest are quite erm dire.

Fangz
20-01-2006, 10:44 PM
Yeah well, sick jokes are my favourites.
For the record, I'm a goth, and find most goth jokes funny.

Z
21-01-2006, 09:13 AM
XD :laugh: Ahh Fangz, you're officially the Demi-God of my new religion.

Razmataz
21-01-2006, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by Ziola
XD :laugh: Ahh Fangz, you're officially the Demi-God of my new religion.

but dont you think stereotyping is a flaw within this world.

Z
21-01-2006, 09:32 AM
Of course it's a flaw, but jokes are jokes. She wasn't being offensive to you personally, just joking around.

Razmataz
21-01-2006, 09:36 AM
Just so you know dont do anything rash today.
today hasnt been my best start to a day.
im likely to snap today.
i dont like stereotyping..unless i know what type of person it is.:bawling:

Z
21-01-2006, 09:46 AM
Ryan, I appreciate today hasn't been a good day for you, but then if this topic is getting you worked up, then avoid reading it!

Razmataz
21-01-2006, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Ziola
Ryan, I appreciate today hasn't been a good day for you, but then if this topic is getting you worked up, then avoid reading it!

this topic is here for everyone, i will read it.
well i just think it should be closed for the insanity of the rest of the forum

Z
21-01-2006, 10:14 AM
Ryan, that's like saying you'll kill yourself because anyone can do it. If you don't like it, then don't read it. It's not particularly offensive.

Fangz
21-01-2006, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Gladders_16
Originally posted by Ziola
XD :laugh: Ahh Fangz, you're officially the Demi-God of my new religion.

but dont you think stereotyping is a flaw within this world.
You're happy to sterotype chavs. If I posted a load of jokes about chavs, you'd probably love it.:conf: